Ace Mercury is a phony.

Jesus · 03-02-2008, 07:13 PM

We all know your real name is not Ace Mercury. We all know your avatar is actually from RPG Maker. Show us the truth Ace, we are all waiting for you to finally come out! We won't think any differently of you....ZG and HotD certainly won't think anything differently of you. The only one who will treat you any differently is yourself. Just come out. All your doing cooped up in there is hurting yourself. We know the truth, so it's time for you to come out, say it, and accept it.

**X-3** · 03-02-2008, 07:48 PM

Okay, I'll tell the truth.

I'm Ace. Well, not really. He's my brother. Actually, that's false. Cousin? Hmm, don't think so. Nephew? Naaaaaaaah. Split-personality? Probably not. Student? I doubt it. Co-star? Can't be, I'm not in any movies. Sister? That's not possible, Ace is male.

Yeah, I dunno who the hell Ace really is.

**Crazyswordsman** · 03-02-2008, 08:11 PM

It seems I can guess which topics WvW started before even looking at his name. -CSM

***Ace Mercury*** · 03-02-2008, 08:27 PM

Panfan · 03-02-2008, 08:33 PM

Dammit, beat me to it.

**Crazyswordsman** · 03-02-2008, 09:02 PM

I was gonna do that, but I bet that was what WvW wanted all along, so I wasn't gonna take his bait. -CSM

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-02-2008, 09:05 PM

And what's up with his name anyway? "Ace." That's such a phony word. What's it mean? That he's a playing card? I can't stand people like that, thinking they're so much. What phonies.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Valigarmander** · 03-02-2008, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

God damn it.

***Booyakasha*** · 03-02-2008, 10:02 PM

^^Maybe he's a flying ace. How many Jerries have you shot down since the start of the war, Lt. Mercury? I don't remember seeing your name on the kill board, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything...

Jesus · 03-03-2008, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazyswordsman

I was gonna do that, but I bet that was what WvW wanted all along, so I wasn't gonna take his bait. -CSM

Yep. I would have also accepted this!

Ace. if you come out and speak the truth, no one will treat you any differently...except for yourself.

**X-3** · 03-03-2008, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazyswordsman

I was gonna do that, but I bet that was what WvW wanted all along, so I wasn't gonna take his bait. -CSM

DON'T FALL INTO THE TRAP

HE'LL TRANSFORM INTO HIS REAL FORM AND EAT YOU UP

Panfan · 03-03-2008, 06:17 PM

Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!

Jesus · 03-03-2008, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

I AM A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! I HAVE LIED TO YOU PEOPLE!!! I HAVE HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT RABBIT! I HAVE LIED ABOUT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! I PISS MY PANTS WHENEVER I SEE GRASS. I AM A PHONY.

Ace said it, not me.

**Valigarmander** · 03-03-2008, 06:48 PM

***Ace Mercury*** · 03-03-2008, 07:54 PM

***Booyakasha*** · 03-04-2008, 09:27 AM

^^"Idiots sappin' mah thread!"

Panfan · 03-04-2008, 04:42 PM

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jesus · 03-04-2008, 04:53 PM

^Kenan Thompson stopped being funny the day he joined the new crew of SNL. SNL stopped being funny the day Will Farrell left.

Panfan · 03-05-2008, 12:40 PM

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Robotazy · 03-05-2008, 12:55 PM

03-02-2008, 07:13 PM	#1
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Ace Mercury is a phony. We all know your real name is not Ace Mercury. We all know your avatar is actually from RPG Maker. Show us the truth Ace, we are all waiting for you to finally come out! We won't think any differently of you....ZG and HotD certainly won't think anything differently of you. The only one who will treat you any differently is yourself. Just come out. All your doing cooped up in there is hurting yourself. We know the truth, so it's time for you to come out, say it, and accept it.

03-02-2008, 08:27 PM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Hey everyone, this guy's a big fat phony!

03-02-2008, 07:48 PM	#2
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Okay, I'll tell the truth. I'm Ace. Well, not really. He's my brother. Actually, that's false. Cousin? Hmm, don't think so. Nephew? Naaaaaaaah. Split-personality? Probably not. Student? I doubt it. Co-star? Can't be, I'm not in any movies. Sister? That's not possible, Ace is male. Yeah, I dunno who the hell Ace really is.

03-02-2008, 08:11 PM	#3
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	It seems I can guess which topics WvW started before even looking at his name. -CSM

03-02-2008, 08:33 PM	#5
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,805 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	Dammit, beat me to it.

03-02-2008, 09:02 PM	#6
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	I was gonna do that, but I bet that was what WvW wanted all along, so I wasn't gonna take his bait. -CSM

03-02-2008, 09:05 PM	#7
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	And what's up with his name anyway? "Ace." That's such a phony word. What's it mean? That he's a playing card? I can't stand people like that, thinking they're so much. What phonies. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

03-02-2008, 10:02 PM	#9
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	^^Maybe he's a flying ace. How many Jerries have you shot down since the start of the war, Lt. Mercury? I don't remember seeing your name on the kill board, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything...

03-03-2008, 06:17 PM	#12
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,805 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!

03-03-2008, 06:48 PM	#14
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03-03-2008, 07:54 PM	#15
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1

03-04-2008, 09:27 AM	#16
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	^^"Idiots sappin' mah thread!"

03-05-2008, 12:55 PM	#20
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46

03-04-2008, 04:42 PM	#17
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,805 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

03-04-2008, 04:53 PM	#18
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	^Kenan Thompson stopped being funny the day he joined the new crew of SNL. SNL stopped being funny the day Will Farrell left.

03-05-2008, 12:40 PM	#19
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