Ace Mercury is a Phonograph!

Metal Man · 03-03-2008, 05:44 PM

Just look at him! He has a disk which spins round and round and has grooves in it... and every time he talks, it's like a broken disk. He keeps repeating, and then he makes scratching noises. And then he changes his tune every time you replace the disk.

...

Oh no! Somebody unplugged the Ace Mercury!

**Deku Trii** · 03-03-2008, 05:51 PM

One time I was talking to him, but everything he said was chopped and screwed.

***Ace Mercury*** · 03-03-2008, 06:16 PM

We need to sweeten this thread.

You know what sweeten means? It's a show business term which means "add sugar to".

**Deku Trii** · 03-03-2008, 06:24 PM

Oh, distinctive laugh didn't think that joke was funny.

Jesus · 03-03-2008, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

Just look at him! He has a disk which spins round and round and has grooves in it... and every time he talks, it's like a broken disk. He keeps repeating, and then he makes scratching noises. And then he changes his tune every time you replace the disk.

...

Oh no! Somebody unplugged the Ace Mercury!

That last sentence should be "Thank god! Somebody unplugged the Ace Mercury!

The Willful Wanderer · 04-16-2008, 11:46 PM

Kills you now.

03-03-2008, 05:44 PM	#1
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Ace Mercury is a Phonograph! Just look at him! He has a disk which spins round and round and has grooves in it... and every time he talks, it's like a broken disk. He keeps repeating, and then he makes scratching noises. And then he changes his tune every time you replace the disk. ... Oh no! Somebody unplugged the Ace Mercury!

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03-03-2008, 05:51 PM	#2
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03-03-2008, 06:16 PM	#3
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	We need to sweeten this thread. You know what sweeten means? It's a show business term which means "add sugar to".

03-03-2008, 06:24 PM	#4
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 9,031 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,099 Times in 583 Posts	Oh, distinctive laugh didn't think that joke was funny.