Ace's mother IS SO FAT! She's a screen at the movie theater!

Jesus · 04-22-2008, 10:40 AM

Click to view video.

I never knew she was a screen at a movie theater.

Joker · 04-22-2008, 04:01 PM

^ pffft that ain't bad at least his mother can actually FIT in a theater.....I know a mom that can't even do that !!

Dizzy · 04-22-2008, 04:52 PM

You had to edit the title...

Not that it matters.

Jace VK · 04-22-2008, 06:00 PM

Plonk Clonk.

Jesus · 04-22-2008, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joker

^ pffft that ain't bad at least his mother can actually FIT in a theater.....I know a mom that can't even do that !!

Ace's mom is the only mother in the world who perspires mayonnaise.

Robotazy · 04-22-2008, 07:34 PM

.......

nooooooo.

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-22-2008, 08:24 PM

I see. So, do you ever come up with your own material, or do you always ham-handedly use others'?

Auron · 04-22-2008, 08:34 PM

^Was that even worth asking? You already know the answer to that one.

Wyborn · 04-22-2008, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

I see. So, do you ever come up with your own material, or do you always ham-handedly use others'?

Your mom used to be ham-handed. Then she got hungry.

Jesus · 04-22-2008, 08:56 PM

Wyborn got you good.

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-23-2008, 01:05 AM

Yeah, he did. And then you kinda sidled up beside him and took all the credit. Good job, Truman.

Jesus · 04-23-2008, 09:36 PM

^At least my mother's not a lardass.

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 04-24-2008, 05:42 AM

At least his topics consist of better jokes than "Yo' Momma" jokes. :/

Jesus · 04-24-2008, 10:12 AM

This wasn't a joke. This was a serious fact. Note the doctor's serious face. Note Ace's sad face.

Robotazy · 04-24-2008, 10:29 AM

Ace looks happy to me <_<

Metal Man · 04-24-2008, 01:05 PM

Wariovswario, however, is the first person I've met who shoots spam out of his mouth. Cans and cans of it. In fact, I have to stand a few feet away to keep from being injured by flying spam cans.

The Willful Wanderer · 04-24-2008, 01:46 PM

At least they're the little thin rectangular tins. Imagine how bad it would be if they were the big ham-shaped ones.

Bomby · 04-24-2008, 02:26 PM

Come on, not even a reference to Cinemascope?

The Willful Wanderer · 04-24-2008, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomby

Come on, not even a reference to Cinemascope?

Reference to what now?

Metal Man · 04-24-2008, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarai and Samiel

At least they're the little thin rectangular tins. Imagine how bad it would be if they were the big ham-shaped ones.

Bad memories of Typhlame resurfacing....

That is right, Wvw is good in that he doesn't yell 'Ham!'

Now watch him do it since I've said that. @_@

04-24-2008, 01:46 PM	#17
The Willful Wanderer Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,325 Thanks: 168 Thanked 137 Times in 90 Posts	Sarai Sez: At least they're the little thin rectangular tins. Imagine how bad it would be if they were the big ham-shaped ones.

04-22-2008, 04:01 PM	#2
Joker Lord of Vampires / God of Vengeance Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 11,117 Thanks: 3,273 Thanked 580 Times in 364 Posts Blog Entries: 6	^ pffft that ain't bad at least his mother can actually FIT in a theater.....I know a mom that can't even do that !!

04-22-2008, 04:52 PM	#3
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	You had to edit the title... Not that it matters.

04-22-2008, 06:00 PM	#4
Jace VK Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Australia Gender: Posts: 1,618 Thanks: 91 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Plonk Clonk.

04-22-2008, 07:34 PM	#6
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	....... nooooooo.

04-22-2008, 08:24 PM	#7
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I see. So, do you ever come up with your own material, or do you always ham-handedly use others'?

04-22-2008, 08:34 PM	#8
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,743 Thanks: 5 Thanked 325 Times in 198 Posts	^Was that even worth asking? You already know the answer to that one.

04-22-2008, 08:56 PM	#10
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Wyborn got you good.

04-23-2008, 01:05 AM	#11
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Yeah, he did. And then you kinda sidled up beside him and took all the credit. Good job, Truman.

04-23-2008, 09:36 PM	#12
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	^At least my mother's not a lardass.

04-24-2008, 05:42 AM	#13
LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,613 Thanks: 2,502 Thanked 767 Times in 422 Posts	At least his topics consist of better jokes than "Yo' Momma" jokes. :/

04-24-2008, 10:12 AM	#14
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	This wasn't a joke. This was a serious fact. Note the doctor's serious face. Note Ace's sad face.

04-24-2008, 10:29 AM	#15
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Ace looks happy to me <_<

04-24-2008, 01:05 PM	#16
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Wariovswario, however, is the first person I've met who shoots spam out of his mouth. Cans and cans of it. In fact, I have to stand a few feet away to keep from being injured by flying spam cans.

04-24-2008, 02:26 PM	#18
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Come on, not even a reference to Cinemascope?