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Old 07-05-2008, 06:11 PM   #1
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An open letter to VGF

The following letter is inspired by a quote from Thomas Paine: "He who dares not offend cannot be honest." To begin with, Mrs. Heroine Of the Dragon does not have a record of tolerance. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that Heroine's patsies, who are legion, have been running around recently trying to give rise to disreputable, juvenile crumbums. Meanwhile, Heroine has been preparing to interfere with my efforts to carry out this matter to the full extent of the law. The whole episode smacks of a carefully orchestrated operation. If you ask me, I do not appreciate being labeled. No one does. Nevertheless, Heroine says that at birth every living being is assigned a celestial serial number or frequency power spectrum. That's a stupid thing to say. It's like saying that her recommendations prevent smallpox.

Heroine claims to be supportive of my plan to refute her arguments line by line and claim by claim. Don't trust her, though; she's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Before you know it, she'll burn our fair cities to the ground. Not only that, but when Heroine says that she is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha, in her mind, that's supposed to end the argument. It's like she believes she has said something very profound.

Heroine has two imperatives. The first is to demonstrate an outright hostility to law enforcement. The second imperative is to destroy our moral fiber. Considering that she has let her lofty-yet-satanic views cloud her sense of taste and reality, I offer that she wants you to believe that those who disagree with her should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. You should be wary of such claims. Be aware! Be skeptical! Think! Do not be diverted, deceived, or mesmerized by Heroine's overweening bons mots. Before you read this letter, you might have thought that Mrs. Heroine Of the Dragon is cunctipotent. Now you know that her fervent belief in Trotskyism allows her to perform all sorts of outrages, misdemeanors, felonies, and atrocities and feel perfectly justified in performing them.
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This isn't a successful flame. All you are doing is flattering her.
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Old 07-05-2008, 08:58 PM   #3
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