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Old 01-24-2006, 05:39 PM   #1
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So there's this father with 3 daughters, Betty, Flo, and Jane. They've all got dates coming to pick them up this evening. 7:00 pm the first date rings the doorbell. The dad answers and the date says "Hi I'm Ghetti, I'm here for Betty, we're going for spaghetti." So he leaves with Betty. 7:30 pm the second date rings the doorbell and the dad answers. "Hi I'm Moe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to a show." So he leaves with Flo. 8:00 pm the third date rings the doorbell. The dad answers and he says "Hi, I'm Tucker."
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Tucker and Jane don't rhyme.
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That was awesome. That should be my own TML stamp.
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