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 01-26-2006, 07:48 PM | #1 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: A strange and magical frozen land of ice and beer called "Canada" Posts: 323 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Two Rabbi walk into a bar. One says to the other "Hear the one about us?" A duck, elephant, pirate, squid, rabbi, priest, and Bugs Bunny walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey what is this some kind of joke?" |
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| 01-31-2006, 06:18 PM | #2 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: right about there Posts: 2,866 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | I love this joke . . . . |
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| 02-03-2006, 06:06 PM | #3 |
| Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: NH, USA Gender:  Posts: 1,941 Thanks: 5 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts | So this guy walks into a bar and he's like "I'm not wearing any pants," so the bartender says "I guess we'll have to wait until the next lunar eclipse." Yeah, it's not supposed to make sense. |
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| 02-05-2006, 07:52 PM | #4 |
| Zelda  Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: All over the place Gender:  Posts: 12,388 Thanks: 87 Thanked 469 Times in 281 Posts | An Irishman walks out of a bar. |
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| 02-05-2006, 09:35 PM | #5 |
| Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts | ^   And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!" |
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| 02-06-2006, 05:52 AM | #6 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts | A bottle walks into a bar. Hos bodily fluids were drained and he was killed. |
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| 06-22-2006, 11:46 PM | #7 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender:  Posts: 3,726 Thanks: 43 Thanked 74 Times in 62 Posts | Two blondes walked into a bar. Silly blondes, they should've gone around it.. |
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| 06-23-2006, 12:19 PM | #9 |
| Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,879 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1 | A Rabbit goes into a Bar "One Carrot please?" asks the Rabbit "We don't sell Carrots" Replied the Barmaid So the Rabbit walked out, thirty seconds later it hops back in. "One Carrot please?" "We don't have any Carrots." Said the Barmaid coldly. So Rabbit walks out. Twenty seconds later it hops back in. "One Carrot please?" The Barmaid gets the Barkeeper, and the Barkeeper says, "Look if you asks for carrots once more I'll nail ya to the ceiling. Right?" The Rabbit nods, then wals out. Ten Seconds later, it hops back in. "Have you got any nails?" asked the Rabbit to the Barkeeper. "No." Replied the Barkeeper. "Good! One carrot please!" |
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| 06-25-2006, 06:06 AM | #10 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts | A barstool walks out of a bar. No one knows how. |
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| 07-02-2006, 07:20 PM | #11 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: A house Gender: Posts: 498 Thanks: 13 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts | 2 jews walk in a bar. THEY BUY IT!  |
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