I when to a fancy dress party.....

***The Doctor*** · 02-06-2006, 08:00 AM

yesterday...I went as a cooker,
One of my friends was also dress as a cooker.
He got really angry at me, he said
"I thought you said that you where coming as a parrot!"
I said...
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...
...
...
"No, I'm going as a cooker too."

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-06-2006, 02:10 PM

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I wish I were a locksmith. I'd be pimping that **** out. I'd be all like, "Hey, I'll trade you a free key duplication for--"[laughs] ...That joke made me laugh before I could finish it. Which is good, cause it doesn't have an ending.

***The Doctor*** · 02-06-2006, 03:01 PM

Read it out loud, to get the full effect, Ace.

Partha Somebody · 02-06-2006, 07:25 PM

I ....dont....get...it...

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-06-2006, 11:44 PM

*sigh* Only you, Nomyt.

And remember, "Think of birds that resemble parrots, guys."

***The Doctor*** · 02-07-2006, 12:03 PM

^ It had to be someone.....

Look guy's it's a "cooker too."

Vapor · 02-10-2006, 03:06 PM

Pun Not Fun.

Rainbow Dash · 02-12-2006, 11:52 AM

Cockatoo.

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-12-2006, 12:24 PM

Ah.

That doesn't really make sense.

Prince Toad · 02-12-2006, 03:36 PM

a) Not funny.
b) What exactly is a cooker?

***The Doctor*** · 02-12-2006, 03:44 PM

Ace, for somereason the threads name and the posts subthread name isn't the same. Read the Subthread name then the post....

PT
a) It is, if you get told it.
b) Image Google for "cooker". If you can't be bothered to do that. It's a Cooker as in Stove, and a Oven with Hobs on. Usually found in the Kitchen, people use it to Cook things.

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-12-2006, 09:20 PM

Um... why would people go to a fancy dress party as a stove or a parrot? I would assume a smart tuxedo would be in order.

***The Doctor*** · 02-13-2006, 04:43 AM

^ On that term of Fancy Dress yes; but Fancy Dress can also mean, dressing up to look like objects. I.E. Cookers, Parrots, Cockatoo, Chickens, Pigs, Cats, Vampires, Monsters, Dragons, Darth Vader, Robot, Kittens, Bottles of Whisky, etc

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-13-2006, 09:11 AM

So how do you tell the difference? Or do some people show up in tuxes and others dressed as telephones?

And remember, "I'm-a costume party, number one!"

***The Doctor*** · 02-13-2006, 09:47 AM

We tend to ask before we go.... well I do anyway.

Also depents on the person that is inviting you. You know if it's Lord Manchalade, it's a safe bet that it's a Tux do.

Kibbleking · 02-13-2006, 05:50 PM

...oh...

I had thought of cooker as in chef...because it can be pronounced that way too...so when it said to read it aloud...*smacks idiot self's forehead*

02-06-2006, 08:00 AM	#1
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,879 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I went to a fancy dress party..... yesterday...I went as a cooker, One of my friends was also dress as a cooker. He got really angry at me, he said "I thought you said that you where coming as a parrot!" I said... .... ... ... ... "No, I'm going as a cooker too."

02-06-2006, 03:01 PM	#3
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,879 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Read it out loud, to get the full effect, Ace.

02-06-2006, 07:25 PM	#4
Partha Somebody Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 81 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I ....dont....get...it...

02-06-2006, 11:44 PM	#5
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	sigh Only you, Nomyt. And remember, "Think of birds that resemble parrots, guys."

02-07-2006, 12:03 PM	#6
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,879 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^ It had to be someone..... Look guy's it's a "cooker too."

02-10-2006, 03:06 PM	#7
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts	Pun Not Fun.

02-12-2006, 11:52 AM	#8
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,399 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Cockatoo.

02-12-2006, 12:24 PM	#9
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Ah. That doesn't really make sense.

02-12-2006, 03:36 PM	#10
Prince Toad Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Rookery Gender: Posts: 11,720 Thanks: 50 Thanked 65 Times in 56 Posts	a) Not funny. b) What exactly is a cooker?

02-12-2006, 03:44 PM	#11
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,879 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Ace, for somereason the threads name and the posts subthread name isn't the same. Read the Subthread name then the post.... PT a) It is, if you get told it. b) Image Google for "cooker". If you can't be bothered to do that. It's a Cooker as in Stove, and a Oven with Hobs on. Usually found in the Kitchen, people use it to Cook things.

02-12-2006, 09:20 PM	#12
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Um... why would people go to a fancy dress party as a stove or a parrot? I would assume a smart tuxedo would be in order.

02-13-2006, 04:43 AM	#13
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,879 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^ On that term of Fancy Dress yes; but Fancy Dress can also mean, dressing up to look like objects. I.E. Cookers, Parrots, Cockatoo, Chickens, Pigs, Cats, Vampires, Monsters, Dragons, Darth Vader, Robot, Kittens, Bottles of Whisky, etc

02-13-2006, 09:11 AM	#14
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	So how do you tell the difference? Or do some people show up in tuxes and others dressed as telephones? And remember, "I'm-a costume party, number one!"

02-13-2006, 09:47 AM	#15
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,879 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	We tend to ask before we go.... well I do anyway. Also depents on the person that is inviting you. You know if it's Lord Manchalade, it's a safe bet that it's a Tux do.

02-13-2006, 05:50 PM	#16
Kibbleking Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Australia...WOLF CREEK AH HA HA Posts: 77 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	...oh... I had thought of cooker as in chef...because it can be pronounced that way too...so when it said to read it aloud...smacks idiot self's forehead