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Old 03-21-2006, 10:10 PM   #1
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Lateral Thinking puzzles

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1.There were two Americans waiting at the entrance to the British mueseum. One of them was the father of the other one's son. How?

2.Two grandmasters played five games of chess. Each won the same number of games and lost the same number of games. There were no draws in any of the games. How?
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:23 PM   #2
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Arrow I'll take a wild stab at it.

1. They're a homosexual couple. I'm pretty sure British is liberal like that.
2. They were in a tournament, and they didn't necessarily play each other.
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1.No, but actually kinda close
2. correct
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:57 PM   #4
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It's a man and a woman.
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Arrow Damn.

****. I figured it out once I re-read the question. Curse those distracting modifiers!
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Old 03-22-2006, 07:34 AM   #6
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The two americans were still men but they adopted a son.
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Old 03-23-2006, 02:07 AM   #7
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It's a man and a woman.
Correct. You either get it right away or you don't.

I'll post another one tomorrow.
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I have a book with a bunch of these somewhere... I'll dig some up.
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Actually, I'm getting these out of a book. Anyway, here's another one:

The boss of a storage warehouse had just arrived at work when one of his employees burst into his office. The man explained that while asleep the previous night he had a dream that one of the stored boxes contained a bomb that would explode at 2 p.m., causing a terrible fire. The boss was skeptical, but agreed to investigate. After a search, a bomb was found in the area foreseen in the man's dream. The police were called, the bomb defused, and a tragedy averted. Afterwards, the boss thanked the man sincerely and then fired him.
The sacked man had not planted the bomb, and his dream saved the warehouse from destruction. Yet, the boss was right to fire him. Why?
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:00 PM   #10
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Ah, I think I've heard this one. I think I'll hold off on wildly guessing for now, though.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:21 PM   #11
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The guy came in to steeal something, found the bomb by coincidence, and warned his boss by making up a story about a dream.
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The guy was about to be fired anyway for bad work.
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The guy was about to be fired anyway for bad work.
Your very close.
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Oh come on, mine would have worked. Who in their right mind would believe some load of horse crap about a dream about a bomb set to go off at a specific time?
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Oh come on, mine would have worked. Who in their right mind would believe some load of horse crap about a dream about a bomb set to go off at a specific time?
Apparantly, the guy's boss.
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You'd be surprised how superstitious some people are. My friend's mom was aghast when he pointed at the moon; apparently, that's bad luck.
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"Causing a terrible fire." The boss fired the employee.
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The employee was working the night shift and should not have been sleeping.
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