People say the stupidest things. - VGF

The Doctor · 04-06-2006, 02:40 PM

On my way to America, the plane was showing a news report. The guy next to me was watching it, and the Pope appeared on it. Turning to his wife, he says...
"You know, you see the Pope traveling all over the world, but you never see his wife with him?"
I nearly laughed, but I quickly thought to myself thinking of a witty reply, then I heard his wife say.....
"she's probably at home, looking after his kids."

Also a few christmasses ago at work, a guy asked how long a pork pie would last?, and my boss replied "until you ate it." Sad thing is the bloke believed my boss, and brought two!

Irkenwarrior12 · 04-07-2006, 11:12 PM

My emotions can only be expressed with smilies. O_O :/ XD -_-"

**Platinum** · 04-08-2006, 12:03 AM

That is great!!! The guy on the plane.

BrandonTragedy · 04-08-2006, 01:02 AM

That is stupid.

Serial Miller · 04-12-2006, 11:42 AM

Nice.

04-06-2006, 02:40 PM	#1
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04-07-2006, 11:12 PM	#2
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04-08-2006, 12:03 AM	#3
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04-08-2006, 01:02 AM	#4
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04-12-2006, 11:42 AM	#5
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