People say the stupidest things.

***The Doctor*** · 04-06-2006, 02:40 PM

On my way to America, the plane was showing a news report. The guy next to me was watching it, and the Pope appeared on it. Turning to his wife, he says...
"You know, you see the Pope traveling all over the world, but you never see his wife with him?"
I nearly laughed, but I quickly thought to myself thinking of a witty reply, then I heard his wife say.....
"she's probably at home, looking after his kids."

Also a few christmasses ago at work, a guy asked how long a pork pie would last?, and my boss replied "until you ate it." Sad thing is the bloke believed my boss, and brought two!

Irkenwarrior12 · 04-07-2006, 11:12 PM

My emotions can only be expressed with smilies. O_O :/ XD -_-"

Platinum · 04-08-2006, 12:03 AM

That is great!!! The guy on the plane.

deathscythe · 04-08-2006, 01:02 AM

That is stupid.

***Cosmonautical*** · 04-12-2006, 11:42 AM

Nice.

04-06-2006, 02:40 PM	#1
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,879 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	People say the stupidest things. On my way to America, the plane was showing a news report. The guy next to me was watching it, and the Pope appeared on it. Turning to his wife, he says... "You know, you see the Pope traveling all over the world, but you never see his wife with him?" I nearly laughed, but I quickly thought to myself thinking of a witty reply, then I heard his wife say..... "she's probably at home, looking after his kids." Also a few christmasses ago at work, a guy asked how long a pork pie would last?, and my boss replied "until you ate it." Sad thing is the bloke believed my boss, and brought two!

04-07-2006, 11:12 PM	#2
Irkenwarrior12 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: California Gender: Posts: 1,159 Thanks: 26 Thanked 26 Times in 20 Posts	My emotions can only be expressed with smilies. O_O :/ XD -_-"

04-08-2006, 12:03 AM	#3
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	That is great!!! The guy on the plane.

04-08-2006, 01:02 AM	#4
deathscythe Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: This question always has been creepy Gender: Posts: 8,600 Thanks: 235 Thanked 153 Times in 134 Posts	That is stupid.

04-12-2006, 11:42 AM	#5
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Nice.