Yo Momma Jokes

Platinum · 04-17-2006, 05:41 PM

Put your favorite or some of your fav. yo momma jokes.

Your momma is so big she put on a yellow raincoat and kids down the steet started yelling the School Bus is comeing the School Bus is comeing

deathscythe · 04-17-2006, 05:44 PM

Your mama is so fatt she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing we are family

Vapor · 04-18-2006, 08:36 AM

Yo Momma's so fat when she stood next to a mountain everyone tried to climb her.

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-18-2006, 02:31 PM

Yo momma's so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, Spain conquered her and claimed her as the new continent.

Frumie · 04-18-2006, 04:59 PM

Yo Momma is so gasy, when she ate beans, everyone died when she farted

Eagle Eye · 04-18-2006, 05:20 PM

^ Lame.

Yo Momma so fat, if she were to put on a coat and jump off the roof, everyone would think the sun was crashin into the earth....If she could get on the roof without it breakin..

Frumie · 04-18-2006, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubber Band Man

^ Lame.

Yo Momma so fat, if she were to put on a coat and jump off the roof, everyone would think the sun was crashin into the earth....If she could get on the roof without it breakin..

^Unless the coat was really bright, I haven't got a clue on that one.

Yo Momma is so fat, she played the boulder at a live version of "Raiders of the Lost Ark".

Platinum · 04-18-2006, 07:40 PM

Yo momma so dumb she went to a clippers game trying to get a hair cut... sorry i kinda stole that one

Shadowed Shards of Light · 04-18-2006, 07:47 PM

Yo moma's so fat that when she wanted to get a plane ticket halfway across the world they said, Why you need one!? You already there!

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-18-2006, 10:07 PM

Your mother is so obese, when she sits around the brillantly appointed Tuscan villa, she sits around the brilliantly appointed Tuscan villa.

Shadowed Shards of Light · 04-19-2006, 05:22 PM

Yo mamma's so ugly that when she looks in a mirror,

her reflection runs away.

Rainbow Dash · 04-19-2006, 08:57 PM

Your momma's so hairy that when you were born, you almost died of rugburn.

ZUBAT!?!? · 04-20-2006, 03:26 PM

Yo mommas so fat i had to roll her over twice to get her on her back!

deathscythe · 04-20-2006, 04:09 PM

Your mama so fat, the shark doesnt bite her, she bites the shark.

Shadowed Shards of Light · 04-20-2006, 09:22 PM

Yo mamma's so dumb when she backed out of the driveway and saw the sign you should turn left to get to work...

she was so dumbfounded she drove out of the neighbors driveway

and went back home.

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-20-2006, 09:25 PM

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Inferno Dragon · 04-23-2006, 09:17 PM

yo mamma so dark when she fell in the grand canyon someone yelled out "darkness fell!"

Platinum · 04-23-2006, 09:20 PM

Your momma is SO BIG that she went outside and steped left to walmart, then tripped on Sears and fell on Target.

Valentine · 04-24-2006, 07:03 AM

Yo mamma!

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-24-2006, 11:10 AM

Yo mamma's so fat, we're inside her right now.

04-17-2006, 05:41 PM	#1
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	Yo Momma Jokes Put your favorite or some of your fav. yo momma jokes. Your momma is so big she put on a yellow raincoat and kids down the steet started yelling the School Bus is comeing the School Bus is comeing

04-18-2006, 10:07 PM	#10
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I think I heard this one from Fraiser Your mother is so obese, when she sits around the brillantly appointed Tuscan villa, she sits around the brilliantly appointed Tuscan villa.

04-17-2006, 05:44 PM	#2
deathscythe Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: This question always has been creepy Gender: Posts: 8,600 Thanks: 235 Thanked 153 Times in 134 Posts	Your mama is so fatt she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing we are family

04-18-2006, 08:36 AM	#3
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts	Yo Momma's so fat when she stood next to a mountain everyone tried to climb her.

04-18-2006, 02:31 PM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Yo momma's so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, Spain conquered her and claimed her as the new continent.

04-18-2006, 04:59 PM	#5
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	Yo Momma is so gasy, when she ate beans, everyone died when she farted

04-18-2006, 05:20 PM	#6
Eagle Eye Diddy bops Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 15,014 Thanks: 1,616 Thanked 1,084 Times in 597 Posts	^ Lame. Yo Momma so fat, if she were to put on a coat and jump off the roof, everyone would think the sun was crashin into the earth....If she could get on the roof without it breakin..

04-18-2006, 07:40 PM	#8
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	Yo momma so dumb she went to a clippers game trying to get a hair cut... sorry i kinda stole that one

04-18-2006, 07:47 PM	#9
Shadowed Shards of Light Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Middle of nowhere, IL Gender: Posts: 298 Thanks: 7 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yo moma's so fat that when she wanted to get a plane ticket halfway across the world they said, Why you need one!? You already there!

04-19-2006, 05:22 PM	#11
Shadowed Shards of Light Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Middle of nowhere, IL Gender: Posts: 298 Thanks: 7 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yo mamma's so ugly that when she looks in a mirror, her reflection runs away.

04-19-2006, 08:57 PM	#12
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,399 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Your momma's so hairy that when you were born, you almost died of rugburn.

04-20-2006, 03:26 PM	#13
ZUBAT!?!? Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The DALE Gender: Posts: 56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yo mommas so fat i had to roll her over twice to get her on her back!

04-20-2006, 04:09 PM	#14
deathscythe Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: This question always has been creepy Gender: Posts: 8,600 Thanks: 235 Thanked 153 Times in 134 Posts	Your mama so fat, the shark doesnt bite her, she bites the shark.

04-20-2006, 09:22 PM	#15
Shadowed Shards of Light Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Middle of nowhere, IL Gender: Posts: 298 Thanks: 7 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yo mamma's so dumb when she backed out of the driveway and saw the sign you should turn left to get to work... she was so dumbfounded she drove out of the neighbors driveway and went back home.

04-20-2006, 09:25 PM	#16
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

04-23-2006, 09:17 PM	#17
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 6,038 Thanks: 67 Thanked 36 Times in 29 Posts	yo mamma so dark when she fell in the grand canyon someone yelled out "darkness fell!"

04-23-2006, 09:20 PM	#18
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	Your momma is SO BIG that she went outside and steped left to walmart, then tripped on Sears and fell on Target.

04-24-2006, 07:03 AM	#19
Valentine Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Suppin' Earl Grey Gender: Posts: 7,308 Thanks: 74 Thanked 149 Times in 103 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Yo mamma!

04-24-2006, 11:10 AM	#20
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Yo mamma's so fat, we're inside her right now.