I might regret this... - Page 2

Sir Dark, The Hunter · 05-02-2006, 04:18 PM

chuck norris, what about Shenade O'Connor, she's not getting any recognition!

Ooh Ooh!

What do Chuck Norris & Gutsman have in common? one-liners

What does Chuck Norris' do when bored? He roundhouse-kicks it (dang that's lame)

Bandit · 05-02-2006, 04:20 PM

Chuck Norris Jokes=OLD

***CaptHayfever*** · 05-03-2006, 01:29 PM

^Then replace the words "Chuck Norris" with any other name you want. It's not Chuck that makes the joke; it's the arbitrariness. Arbitrarity. Whatever.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Frumie · 05-03-2006, 11:06 PM

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Frumious Bandersnatch once, and to this day, he had to carry his head around.

That Bandersnatch is moi.

Sir Dark, The Hunter · 05-04-2006, 11:21 AM

"I'm-a Chuck Norris, number one!" <- Bash towards Norris

Sorry but chuck norris is about as funny as the acting in the Mario movie was lame. (but I atleast am willing to buy the movie)

***CaptHayfever*** · 05-04-2006, 12:23 PM

^No, I said to replace Chuck with a different name, not put him into other things.

And remember, "They once tried to carve Luigi Mario's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his mustache."

Sir Dark, The Hunter · 05-04-2006, 01:57 PM

They wanted to waste their energy on him? Man, that's just going to get me angrier about the series

Frumie · 05-04-2006, 06:20 PM

My head is attached now! *Head gets punched off by Wario*

Aw Sh-

OcarinaMan · 05-04-2006, 08:55 PM

Fun Fact: If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't, you may be mere seconds from death.

Kae · 06-22-2006, 11:28 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hair; Chuck Norris has a pubic beard.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris recently got the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he does not push himself up. Chuck Norris pushes the Earth down.

05-04-2006, 11:21 AM	#25
Sir Dark, The Hunter Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Don't know, don't care Gender: Posts: 172 Thanks: 5 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	"I'm-a Chuck Norris, number one!" <- Bash towards Norris Sorry but chuck norris is about as funny as the acting in the Mario movie was lame. (but I atleast am willing to buy the movie) Last edited by Sir Dark, The Hunter; 05-09-2006 at 11:22 AM.

06-22-2006, 11:28 PM	#30
Kae Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 3,726 Thanks: 43 Thanked 74 Times in 62 Posts	Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hair; Chuck Norris has a pubic beard. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris recently got the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. When Chuck Norris does pushups, he does not push himself up. Chuck Norris pushes the Earth down. Last edited by Kae; 06-22-2006 at 11:42 PM.

05-02-2006, 04:18 PM	#21
Sir Dark, The Hunter Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Don't know, don't care Gender: Posts: 172 Thanks: 5 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	chuck norris, what about Shenade O'Connor, she's not getting any recognition! Ooh Ooh! What do Chuck Norris & Gutsman have in common? one-liners What does Chuck Norris' do when bored? He roundhouse-kicks it (dang that's lame)

05-02-2006, 04:20 PM	#22
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts	Chuck Norris Jokes=OLD

05-03-2006, 01:29 PM	#23
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^Then replace the words "Chuck Norris" with any other name you want. It's not Chuck that makes the joke; it's the arbitrariness. Arbitrarity. Whatever. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

05-03-2006, 11:06 PM	#24
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Frumious Bandersnatch once, and to this day, he had to carry his head around. That Bandersnatch is moi.

05-04-2006, 12:23 PM	#26
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^No, I said to replace Chuck with a different name, not put him into other things. And remember, "They once tried to carve Luigi Mario's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his mustache."

05-04-2006, 01:57 PM	#27
Sir Dark, The Hunter Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Don't know, don't care Gender: Posts: 172 Thanks: 5 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	They wanted to waste their energy on him? Man, that's just going to get me angrier about the series

05-04-2006, 06:20 PM	#28
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	My head is attached now! Head gets punched off by Wario Aw Sh-

05-04-2006, 08:55 PM	#29
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,481 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	Fun Fact: If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't, you may be mere seconds from death.