Favourite bad joke

Valentine · 06-20-2006, 05:39 PM

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

Kae · 06-20-2006, 10:00 PM

A daddy tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato were taking a walk. The baby tomato, unable to keep up, began to fall behind. The daddy tomato got angry, walked back to the baby tomato, stomped on him and said "KETCHUP!"

Bomby · 06-22-2006, 09:42 PM

What's brown & sticky?
A stick.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the banana fall out the tree?
Because it was stapled to the monkey.
Why was the monkey dead?
Because someone stapled a banana to it.

Vapor · 06-23-2006, 07:18 AM

Q. What's a jordbar?

A. A jord-like bar.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-23-2006, 11:51 AM

"Hey! There's a putchumon on your shoulder!"
"What's a putchumon?"
"Nothing. What's up with you?"

Frumie · 06-23-2006, 01:16 PM

Ultra-Bad Redneck Jokes.

Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
A: Man, they do not wear shirts!

Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
A: Probably sushi!

Vapor · 06-25-2006, 06:11 AM

Q: What do you call a banana with no peel?

A: A banana.

ScottyMcGee · 06-25-2006, 03:19 PM

"You hear the one about the Jew?"
"No"
"He got shot in the temple,"

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?"
A: Because he had a hole-in-one

Foxfire · 06-25-2006, 03:27 PM

Your momma's so dark, when she fell down the grand canyon, everyone went "Darkness fell."

ScottyMcGee · 06-25-2006, 03:58 PM

"Are you from Europe? 'Cus I'm Czech'in you out,"

06-20-2006, 05:39 PM	#1
Valentine Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Suppin' Earl Grey Gender: Posts: 7,308 Thanks: 74 Thanked 149 Times in 103 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Favourite bad joke What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

06-20-2006, 10:00 PM	#2
Kae Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 3,726 Thanks: 43 Thanked 74 Times in 62 Posts	A daddy tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato were taking a walk. The baby tomato, unable to keep up, began to fall behind. The daddy tomato got angry, walked back to the baby tomato, stomped on him and said "KETCHUP!"

06-22-2006, 09:42 PM	#3
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	What's brown & sticky? A stick. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby. Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because it was dead Why did the banana fall out the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey. Why was the monkey dead? Because someone stapled a banana to it.

06-23-2006, 07:18 AM	#4
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts	Q. What's a jordbar? A. A jord-like bar.

06-23-2006, 11:51 AM	#5
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	"Hey! There's a putchumon on your shoulder!" "What's a putchumon?" "Nothing. What's up with you?"

06-23-2006, 01:16 PM	#6
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	Ultra-Bad Redneck Jokes. Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? A: Man, they do not wear shirts! Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road? A: Probably sushi!

06-25-2006, 06:11 AM	#7
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts	Q: What do you call a banana with no peel? A: A banana.

06-25-2006, 03:19 PM	#8
ScottyMcGee Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the far side of the moon Gender: Posts: 185 Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	"You hear the one about the Jew?" "No" "He got shot in the temple," Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?" A: Because he had a hole-in-one

06-25-2006, 03:27 PM	#9
Foxfire Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: In the Closet. Don't know why either. Gender: Posts: 449 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Your momma's so dark, when she fell down the grand canyon, everyone went "Darkness fell."

06-25-2006, 03:58 PM	#10
ScottyMcGee Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the far side of the moon Gender: Posts: 185 Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	"Are you from Europe? 'Cus I'm Czech'in you out,"