Favourite bad joke

Valentine · 06-20-2006, 05:39 PM

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

Kae · 06-20-2006, 10:00 PM

A daddy tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato were taking a walk. The baby tomato, unable to keep up, began to fall behind. The daddy tomato got angry, walked back to the baby tomato, stomped on him and said "KETCHUP!"

Bomby · 06-22-2006, 09:42 PM

What's brown & sticky?
A stick.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the banana fall out the tree?
Because it was stapled to the monkey.
Why was the monkey dead?
Because someone stapled a banana to it.

Vapor · 06-23-2006, 07:18 AM

Q. What's a jordbar?

A. A jord-like bar.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-23-2006, 11:51 AM

"Hey! There's a putchumon on your shoulder!"
"What's a putchumon?"
"Nothing. What's up with you?"

Frumie Bandy · 06-23-2006, 01:16 PM

Ultra-Bad Redneck Jokes.

Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
A: Man, they do not wear shirts!

Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
A: Probably sushi!

Vapor · 06-25-2006, 06:11 AM

Q: What do you call a banana with no peel?

A: A banana.

ScottyMcGee · 06-25-2006, 03:19 PM

"You hear the one about the Jew?"
"No"
"He got shot in the temple,"

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?"
A: Because he had a hole-in-one

Foxfire · 06-25-2006, 03:27 PM

Your momma's so dark, when she fell down the grand canyon, everyone went "Darkness fell."

ScottyMcGee · 06-25-2006, 03:58 PM

"Are you from Europe? 'Cus I'm Czech'in you out,"

06-20-2006, 05:39 PM	#1
Valentine Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rural NZ. There are lots of sheep here. Gender: Posts: 6,933 Thanks: 22 Thanked 60 Times in 43 Posts Points: 14,487.45 Bank: 74,819.24 Total Points: 89,306.69 Donate	Favourite bad joke What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

06-20-2006, 10:00 PM	#2
Kae Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 3,715 Thanks: 42 Thanked 74 Times in 62 Posts Points: 10,076.71 Bank: 3,082.10 Total Points: 13,158.81 Donate	A daddy tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato were taking a walk. The baby tomato, unable to keep up, began to fall behind. The daddy tomato got angry, walked back to the baby tomato, stomped on him and said "KETCHUP!"

06-22-2006, 09:42 PM	#3
Bomby My name is Stereotype with an A Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Searching the city for Sci-Fi Wasabi Gender: Posts: 15,196 Thanks: 210 Thanked 613 Times in 399 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 7,949.68 Bank: 2,506,696.76 Total Points: 2,514,646.45 Donate	What's brown & sticky? A stick. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby. Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because it was dead Why did the banana fall out the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey. Why was the monkey dead? Because someone stapled a banana to it.

06-23-2006, 07:18 AM	#4
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 3,205 Thanks: 93 Thanked 125 Times in 85 Posts Points: 3,742.72 Bank: 30,321.70 Total Points: 34,064.43 Donate	Q. What's a jordbar? A. A jord-like bar.

06-23-2006, 11:51 AM	#5
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,997 Thanks: 364 Thanked 1,533 Times in 793 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 103,081.07 Bank: 15,171,716.36 Total Points: 15,274,797.43 Donate	"Hey! There's a putchumon on your shoulder!" "What's a putchumon?" "Nothing. What's up with you?"

06-23-2006, 01:16 PM	#6
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,839 Thanks: 284 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,264.97 Bank: 35,252.09 Total Points: 63,517.06 Donate	Ultra-Bad Redneck Jokes. Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? A: Man, they do not wear shirts! Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road? A: Probably sushi!

06-25-2006, 06:11 AM	#7
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 3,205 Thanks: 93 Thanked 125 Times in 85 Posts Points: 3,742.72 Bank: 30,321.70 Total Points: 34,064.43 Donate	Q: What do you call a banana with no peel? A: A banana.

06-25-2006, 03:19 PM	#8
ScottyMcGee Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the far side of the moon Gender: Posts: 180 Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 9,577.17 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,577.17 Donate	"You hear the one about the Jew?" "No" "He got shot in the temple," Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?" A: Because he had a hole-in-one

06-25-2006, 03:27 PM	#9
Foxfire Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: In the Closet. Don't know why either. Gender: Posts: 449 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,331.81 Bank: 1,273.82 Total Points: 2,605.63 Donate	Your momma's so dark, when she fell down the grand canyon, everyone went "Darkness fell."

06-25-2006, 03:58 PM	#10
ScottyMcGee Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the far side of the moon Gender: Posts: 180 Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 9,577.17 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,577.17 Donate	"Are you from Europe? 'Cus I'm Czech'in you out,"