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Old 06-23-2006, 01:29 PM   #1
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You might be a Redneck, if you concider your licence plate personalied because your dad made it in Jail.


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If your aunt ever won in a pissing contest....you just might be a redneck.
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If your university diploma comes with a free coupon for small order of french fries... you just might've graduated from the University of Ryerson.
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If you have to mow around the cars in your yard you might be a redneck.
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If you can use the word "ya'll" for singular, plural, and possessive means, you might be from VA.
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If you have thought about doing your sister, you might be a redneck.
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If you have thought about doing your sister in, you might be in the mafia.
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Arrow You reversed it. =P

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If your mama tore her best dress coon huntin'...you just might be a redneck.
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Arrow Okay, now no one else do Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris, or Mr. T

If you stop by at an orphanage for breakfast, you might be... Vin Diesel.
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If you price your products higher than your competitors and consider it a feature, you might be Sony.
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