So there's this blonde...

Kae · 06-26-2006, 01:21 AM

Blonde jokes, anyone?

A blonde was walking along a river when she spotted another blonde walking along the other side. Seeing no bridge and being curious, she yelled, "Hey! How do you get to the other side?" The other blonde looks over with a confused face, and yells back, "You ARE on the other side!"

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-26-2006, 12:16 PM

So, like, I was at this casino, and I was thirsty so I went to the pop machine. In front of me was a blonde who was buying some drinks. But, for some reason, she was buying, like, a lot of drinks. Just poping in coins and yelling with glee when the came out of the chute. I tapped her on the shoulder and asked her what was up. She said "Duh, I'm winning."

Cat3 · 06-26-2006, 12:25 PM

Hey!!!!!! You stupid heads!!!! I'm a blonde!!!!!

Vapor · 06-26-2006, 12:29 PM

^ True.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-26-2006, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cat3

Hey!!!!!! You stupid heads!!!! I'm a blonde!!!!!

I meant all blondes except you.

Cat3 · 06-26-2006, 02:12 PM

Heres 1!

If a blonde and a burrnette jump off a building who would hit the ground first? the burrnette,because the blonde would have to ask for directions

:roftl:

Kae · 06-29-2006, 09:37 AM

I saw this blonde waitress the other day stop and wonder aloud, "If this tampon is behind my ear..."

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-29-2006, 11:22 AM

^ "Some **** has my pen!" ?

Kae · 06-29-2006, 11:13 PM

^ Yup.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-29-2006, 11:21 PM

Yayy. What do I win?

Swordmaster Link · 06-29-2006, 11:21 PM

I know one, but it's kind of inappropriate.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-29-2006, 11:48 PM

C'mon, we're all friends here, SML.

Kae · 06-30-2006, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Yayy. What do I win?

This post. ^_^ It's yours.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-30-2006, 06:35 PM

^ Awesome. Now edit it so that it insults SML.

*tee hee*

yoshi12345 · 07-06-2006, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

I meant all blondes except you.

I'm a blonde too!!!!

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-06-2006, 12:35 PM

Yeah. In fact, I was specifically trying to insult you, and only you. The rest of the blondes were just collateral damage.

Kae · 07-07-2006, 09:08 AM

Just innocent bystanders in the fray, too dumb to know when to duck.

...ahahAHAHAHA

Vapor · 07-11-2006, 10:29 AM

I think they only mean blondes that don't exist.

Cat3 · 07-11-2006, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yoshi12345

I'm a blonde too!!!!

Now you know how I feel

Cat3 · 07-11-2006, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yoshi12345

I'm a blonde too!!!!

Now you know how I feel!

06-26-2006, 01:21 AM	#1
Kae Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 3,726 Thanks: 43 Thanked 74 Times in 62 Posts	So there's this blonde... Blonde jokes, anyone? A blonde was walking along a river when she spotted another blonde walking along the other side. Seeing no bridge and being curious, she yelled, "Hey! How do you get to the other side?" The other blonde looks over with a confused face, and yells back, "You ARE on the other side!"

06-26-2006, 12:29 PM	#4
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts	Brought to you by Cryptic Posts Inc. ^ True.

07-06-2006, 12:35 PM	#16
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	This is a facetious remark. Yeah. In fact, I was specifically trying to insult you, and only you. The rest of the blondes were just collateral damage.

06-26-2006, 12:16 PM	#2
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	So, like, I was at this casino, and I was thirsty so I went to the pop machine. In front of me was a blonde who was buying some drinks. But, for some reason, she was buying, like, a lot of drinks. Just poping in coins and yelling with glee when the came out of the chute. I tapped her on the shoulder and asked her what was up. She said "Duh, I'm winning."

06-26-2006, 12:25 PM	#3
Cat3 Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: None of YOUR buisness Gender: Posts: 80 Thanks: 11 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hey!!!!!! You stupid heads!!!! I'm a blonde!!!!!

06-26-2006, 02:12 PM	#6
Cat3 Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: None of YOUR buisness Gender: Posts: 80 Thanks: 11 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Heres 1! If a blonde and a burrnette jump off a building who would hit the ground first? the burrnette,because the blonde would have to ask for directions :roftl:

06-29-2006, 09:37 AM	#7
Kae Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 3,726 Thanks: 43 Thanked 74 Times in 62 Posts	I saw this blonde waitress the other day stop and wonder aloud, "If this tampon is behind my ear..."

06-29-2006, 11:22 AM	#8
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^ "Some **** has my pen!" ?

06-29-2006, 11:13 PM	#9
Kae Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 3,726 Thanks: 43 Thanked 74 Times in 62 Posts	^ Yup.

06-29-2006, 11:21 PM	#10
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Yayy. What do I win?

06-29-2006, 11:21 PM	#11
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 32,132 Thanks: 253 Thanked 951 Times in 640 Posts Blog Entries: 2	I know one, but it's kind of inappropriate.

06-29-2006, 11:48 PM	#12
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	C'mon, we're all friends here, SML.

06-30-2006, 06:35 PM	#14
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^ Awesome. Now edit it so that it insults SML. tee hee

07-07-2006, 09:08 AM	#17
Kae Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 3,726 Thanks: 43 Thanked 74 Times in 62 Posts	Just innocent bystanders in the fray, too dumb to know when to duck. ...ahahAHAHAHA

07-11-2006, 10:29 AM	#18
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts	I think they only mean blondes that don't exist.