A man was walking along the beach....

Kae · 07-02-2006, 12:52 AM

....when he noticed a woman with no arms and no legs crying. Curious, and feeling a little sad for her, he walked over and asked sympathetically, "Why are you crying?"

The woman replied, "Because I'm a woman born with no arms and no legs, and I've never been hugged before."

The man thought, well, why not. So he picks her up, gives her a big ol' hug, puts her back down, and starts to keep on walking when he hears her start crying again. Puzzled, he goes back and asks bemusedly, "What's wrong now?"

The woman replied, "That was a nice hug, but I just started thinking that I've never been kissed, either."

The man thought, well, it would be romantic for her first kiss to be on a beach. So he picks her up and gives her a long, passionate kiss. Then he puts her back down and continues on his way. It wasn't long before he heard her start to cry again, though. He thought annoyedly, what the hell, so he went back to her and said impatiently, "Now what's the matter?"

The woman replied, "That was a really great kiss, but all it does is remind me that I'll never get screwed."

The man thinks, well if she really wants to. So he picks her up and throws her into the ocean, yelling after her, "You just got screwed!"

07-02-2006, 12:52 AM	#1
Kae Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 3,726 Thanks: 43 Thanked 74 Times in 62 Posts	A man was walking along the beach.... ....when he noticed a woman with no arms and no legs crying. Curious, and feeling a little sad for her, he walked over and asked sympathetically, "Why are you crying?" The woman replied, "Because I'm a woman born with no arms and no legs, and I've never been hugged before." The man thought, well, why not. So he picks her up, gives her a big ol' hug, puts her back down, and starts to keep on walking when he hears her start crying again. Puzzled, he goes back and asks bemusedly, "What's wrong now?" The woman replied, "That was a nice hug, but I just started thinking that I've never been kissed, either." The man thought, well, it would be romantic for her first kiss to be on a beach. So he picks her up and gives her a long, passionate kiss. Then he puts her back down and continues on his way. It wasn't long before he heard her start to cry again, though. He thought annoyedly, what the hell, so he went back to her and said impatiently, "Now what's the matter?" The woman replied, "That was a really great kiss, but all it does is remind me that I'll never get screwed." The man thinks, well if she really wants to. So he picks her up and throws her into the ocean, yelling after her, "You just got screwed!"