So there's this family act...

Bomby · 08-24-2006, 02:31 AM

A father, a mother, a son, a daughter, and a newborn baby. They go to the promoter of a show, but he turns them down, saying that family acts are "too cutesy." But then the mother begs, saying "please, please let us show you our act." The promoter agrees to see the family's act. 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Then the family all comes together and says "ta-daaa!" The promoter sat in silence for a few minutes, and laughing, said, "what do you call yourselves." The father replied, "the Aristocrats."

Koga · 08-24-2006, 05:36 AM

Heh, looks funny with all the censored words.

I saw the version Matt Stone and Trey Parker made with the South Park boys for that movie.

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-24-2006, 02:33 PM

I would laugh, but "The Aristocrats" has never been funny. Not even as an anti-joke.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Ace Mercury*** · 08-24-2006, 10:08 PM

I think of it as a challenge for a comedian to make it funny. For some comedians, its not what he says, but how he says it.

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-24-2006, 11:15 PM

Well, I have yet to see someone say it well, and a text presentation ain't helping.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Bomby · 08-24-2006, 11:38 PM

(if you didn't notice, CaptHayfever, this is not an actual telling of the joke but me making fun of the joke.)

08-24-2006, 02:31 AM	#1
Bomby Condescending Film Jerk Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,389 Thanks: 231 Thanked 679 Times in 431 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 5,746.35 Bank: 3,818,064.96 Total Points: 3,823,811.32 Donate	So there's this family act... A father, a mother, a son, a daughter, and a newborn baby. They go to the promoter of a show, but he turns them down, saying that family acts are "too cutesy." But then the mother begs, saying "please, please let us show you our act." The promoter agrees to see the family's act. 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Then the family all comes together and says "ta-daaa!" The promoter sat in silence for a few minutes, and laughing, said, "what do you call yourselves." The father replied, "the Aristocrats."

08-24-2006, 05:36 AM	#2
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,095 Thanks: 104 Thanked 183 Times in 117 Posts Points: 107,816.07 Bank: 21,640.09 Total Points: 129,456.16 Donate	Heh, looks funny with all the censored words. I saw the version Matt Stone and Trey Parker made with the South Park boys for that movie.

08-24-2006, 02:33 PM	#3
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,799 Thanks: 240 Thanked 943 Times in 574 Posts Points: 117,958.27 Bank: 1,884.44 Total Points: 119,842.71 Donate	I would laugh, but "The Aristocrats" has never been funny. Not even as an anti-joke. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-24-2006, 10:08 PM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,112 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,576 Times in 815 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,848.83 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,105,108.70 Donate	I think of it as a challenge for a comedian to make it funny. For some comedians, its not what he says, but how he says it.

08-24-2006, 11:15 PM	#5
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,799 Thanks: 240 Thanked 943 Times in 574 Posts Points: 117,958.27 Bank: 1,884.44 Total Points: 119,842.71 Donate	Well, I have yet to see someone say it well, and a text presentation ain't helping. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-24-2006, 11:38 PM	#6
Bomby Condescending Film Jerk Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,389 Thanks: 231 Thanked 679 Times in 431 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 5,746.35 Bank: 3,818,064.96 Total Points: 3,823,811.32 Donate	(if you didn't notice, CaptHayfever, this is not an actual telling of the joke but me making fun of the joke.)