So there's this family act...

Bomby · 08-24-2006, 02:31 AM

A father, a mother, a son, a daughter, and a newborn baby. They go to the promoter of a show, but he turns them down, saying that family acts are "too cutesy." But then the mother begs, saying "please, please let us show you our act." The promoter agrees to see the family's act. The family all stands up on stage, and then I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF. Then the family all comes together and says "ta-daaa!" The promoter sat in silence for a few minutes, and laughing, said, "what do you call yourselves." The father replied, "the Aristocrats."

Koga · 08-24-2006, 05:36 AM

Heh, looks funny with all the censored words.

I saw the version Matt Stone and Trey Parker made with the South Park boys for that movie.

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-24-2006, 02:33 PM

I would laugh, but "The Aristocrats" has never been funny. Not even as an anti-joke.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Ace Mercury*** · 08-24-2006, 10:08 PM

I think of it as a challenge for a comedian to make it funny. For some comedians, its not what he says, but how he says it.

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-24-2006, 11:15 PM

Well, I have yet to see someone say it well, and a text presentation ain't helping.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Bomby · 08-24-2006, 11:38 PM

(if you didn't notice, CaptHayfever, this is not an actual telling of the joke but me making fun of the joke.)

08-24-2006, 02:31 AM	#1
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	So there's this family act... A father, a mother, a son, a daughter, and a newborn baby. They go to the promoter of a show, but he turns them down, saying that family acts are "too cutesy." But then the mother begs, saying "please, please let us show you our act." The promoter agrees to see the family's act. The family all stands up on stage, and then I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF.I will donate to VGF. Then the family all comes together and says "ta-daaa!" The promoter sat in silence for a few minutes, and laughing, said, "what do you call yourselves." The father replied, "the Aristocrats."

08-24-2006, 05:36 AM	#2
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,098 Thanks: 104 Thanked 188 Times in 118 Posts	Heh, looks funny with all the censored words. I saw the version Matt Stone and Trey Parker made with the South Park boys for that movie.

08-24-2006, 02:33 PM	#3
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	I would laugh, but "The Aristocrats" has never been funny. Not even as an anti-joke. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-24-2006, 10:08 PM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I think of it as a challenge for a comedian to make it funny. For some comedians, its not what he says, but how he says it.

08-24-2006, 11:15 PM	#5
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Well, I have yet to see someone say it well, and a text presentation ain't helping. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-24-2006, 11:38 PM	#6
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	(if you didn't notice, CaptHayfever, this is not an actual telling of the joke but me making fun of the joke.)