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Old 08-27-2006, 01:00 AM   #1
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Dead Baby Jokes

heres a dead baby joke: why do they put a baby in boiling water when its born? so if it's born dead, they can make soup!
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Old 08-27-2006, 10:44 AM   #2
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Um are we supposed to laugh?
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Old 08-27-2006, 12:24 PM   #3
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:/

i know thats pretty damn sick
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Old 08-27-2006, 12:25 PM   #4
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I agree.
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Old 08-27-2006, 12:28 PM   #5
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um... ya

think you could just play along?
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Old 08-27-2006, 12:48 PM   #6
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Oh, I've heard them all. -.-

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can unload a truckload of babies with a pitchfork.
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Old 08-27-2006, 12:56 PM   #7
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why should i put a baby in a blender feetfirst?
so i can watch it make funny faces
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