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 11-25-2006, 04:23 PM | #21 |
| been dreamin', i've been waitin'  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender:  Posts: 24,399 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts | This just in... A friar selling flowers outside the Playboy Mansion today was arrested. Hugh Hefner called in, because he didn't like solicitors. So, in short, only Hugh can prevent florist friars. |
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| 11-25-2006, 10:56 PM | #22 |
| Derp  Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender:  Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts | This just in, Our top story tonight: Auto makers have found that people who believe in reincarnation are less likely to wear a seatbelt. __________________  |
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| 11-26-2006, 02:01 AM | #23 |
| Janitor  Join Date: May 2000 Gender: Posts: 11,471 Thanks: 14 Thanked 1,296 Times in 536 Posts |  This just in-- A joke contest was held earlier downtown where ten aspiring comedians were given the challenge to see who could compose the funniest play on words to win the contest. Sadly, no pun in ten did. |
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| 11-26-2006, 03:00 AM | #24 |
| Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts | This just in This just in: donors are wanted for a man whose buttocks are blown off in industrial accident. Doctors report no end in sight. Today, monkeys broke out of the national zoo and killed everyone in the nation. Well, the heat wave in Antarctica continues, and people are shaving penguins left and right. Our top story today: The great Jamboni, eccentric human cannonball known for taking his lucky donkey to all his performances, escaped near tragedy today when the donkey climbed into the cannon muzzle just as Jamboni was taking off. It took the surgeons three hours to remove Jamboni's head from his ass. Both are resting comfortably. __________________ |
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