This just in...

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-18-2006, 02:34 PM

Rudolph the Reindeer was found dead today. He was struck in the skies above Madrid by a 747 and a flock of geese.

Eyewitnesses report that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Seeking Attention · 10-18-2006, 02:40 PM

Mikhail Gorbachev · 10-18-2006, 02:55 PM

Aw...
Poor Rudolph...

Seeking Attention · 10-18-2006, 02:57 PM

**X-3** · 10-18-2006, 04:59 PM

Noooooo...Not Rudolph. How's the other raindeer taking this?

***CaptHayfever*** · 10-19-2006, 01:37 AM

^They're in pain and barely sane so don't complain.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Rainbow Dash · 10-20-2006, 04:33 PM

What about Jane?

**Deku Trii** · 10-20-2006, 05:12 PM

**Galefore** · 10-21-2006, 06:31 PM

What happened to Jane? I might as well eleborate:
Jane went down the lane and was lost in the rain.

XD

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-21-2006, 07:53 PM

Famous TV dolphin Flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges.

He allegedly was seen transporting two sixteen-year olds across state lines for immoral porpoises.

Panfan · 10-21-2006, 08:21 PM

*rimshot*

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-26-2006, 09:26 PM

Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-05-2006, 09:02 PM

Disaster struck a ceiling fan convention tonight when the scheduled entertainment Dr. Linguini and his trampolining sheep hit the floor. According to one eye-witness, everything was fine until one extremely high bounce and then the sheep hit the fan.

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-24-2006, 02:30 PM

Our top story today: The Great Flydini, The Shrekman Circus flying cannonball for the last fifty years, retired yesterday. When asked if he was going to be replaced, the circus owner said, 'No, it's hard to find a man of that caliber.'

Frumie · 11-24-2006, 03:18 PM

Ace Mercury has just made a triple post. Reports say that 'he was to busy making report jokes'.

**Marchie** · 11-25-2006, 11:05 AM

Or was he?

***The Doctor*** · 11-25-2006, 01:21 PM

Two criminals escaped from prison today. One a seven-foot tall serial killer, the other a three-foot tall thief. The police say they are looking high and low for them.

Two kids are also in the news today. One was charged for drinking battery fluid. The other was left off with caution, after he has been eating fireworks.

And lastly on the news tonight. After fourteen years we go back to the gardener, who grew two sons in the greenhouse! One turned out to be a budding genius, and the other a blooming idiot.

**Marchie** · 11-25-2006, 03:10 PM

Those are funny.

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-25-2006, 03:38 PM

Our top story today: 60's musical group The Byrds today announced for their twenty-four city reunion tour their new band member will be George W. Bush. To save on money, Mr. Bush will play guitars and drums. According to a spokesman, a Bush in the band is worth two in the Byrds.

Seeking Attention · 11-25-2006, 03:42 PM

SMG made a post saying this just in in the title.

10-18-2006, 02:34 PM	#1
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	This just in... Rudolph the Reindeer was found dead today. He was struck in the skies above Madrid by a 747 and a flock of geese. Eyewitnesses report that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

10-21-2006, 07:53 PM	#10
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	This Just In... Famous TV dolphin Flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two sixteen-year olds across state lines for immoral porpoises.

10-26-2006, 09:26 PM	#12
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	This just in... Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

11-05-2006, 09:02 PM	#13
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	This Just In... Disaster struck a ceiling fan convention tonight when the scheduled entertainment Dr. Linguini and his trampolining sheep hit the floor. According to one eye-witness, everything was fine until one extremely high bounce and then the sheep hit the fan.

11-24-2006, 02:30 PM	#14
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	This Just In... Our top story today: The Great Flydini, The Shrekman Circus flying cannonball for the last fifty years, retired yesterday. When asked if he was going to be replaced, the circus owner said, 'No, it's hard to find a man of that caliber.'

10-18-2006, 02:40 PM	#2
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts

10-18-2006, 02:55 PM	#3
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	Aw... Poor Rudolph...

10-18-2006, 02:57 PM	#4
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts

10-18-2006, 04:59 PM	#5
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Noooooo...Not Rudolph. How's the other raindeer taking this?

10-19-2006, 01:37 AM	#6
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^They're in pain and barely sane so don't complain. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

10-20-2006, 04:33 PM	#7
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,399 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	What about Jane?

10-20-2006, 05:12 PM	#8
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 9,031 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,099 Times in 583 Posts	XD

10-21-2006, 06:31 PM	#9
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	What happened to Jane? I might as well eleborate: Jane went down the lane and was lost in the rain. XD

10-21-2006, 08:21 PM	#11
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,805 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	rimshot

11-24-2006, 03:18 PM	#15
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	This just in Ace Mercury has just made a triple post. Reports say that 'he was to busy making report jokes'.

11-25-2006, 11:05 AM	#16
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wiscaaaaaaaaaaansin/Michigan Gender: Posts: 16,647 Thanks: 1,442 Thanked 680 Times in 477 Posts	Or was he?

11-25-2006, 01:21 PM	#17
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,879 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	This just in.... Two criminals escaped from prison today. One a seven-foot tall serial killer, the other a three-foot tall thief. The police say they are looking high and low for them. Two kids are also in the news today. One was charged for drinking battery fluid. The other was left off with caution, after he has been eating fireworks. And lastly on the news tonight. After fourteen years we go back to the gardener, who grew two sons in the greenhouse! One turned out to be a budding genius, and the other a blooming idiot.

11-25-2006, 03:10 PM	#18
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wiscaaaaaaaaaaansin/Michigan Gender: Posts: 16,647 Thanks: 1,442 Thanked 680 Times in 477 Posts	Those are funny.

11-25-2006, 03:38 PM	#19
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	This Just In... Our top story today: 60's musical group The Byrds today announced for their twenty-four city reunion tour their new band member will be George W. Bush. To save on money, Mr. Bush will play guitars and drums. According to a spokesman, a Bush in the band is worth two in the Byrds.

11-25-2006, 03:42 PM	#20
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	This Just in... SMG made a post saying this just in in the title.