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Old 10-27-2006, 03:46 AM   #1
 
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Missing Dog.

Small yorkshire terrier.
Missing one eye and one ear.
Recently casterated.
Answers to the name:

"Lucky"
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Old 10-27-2006, 07:53 AM   #2
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More like..."UN"-Lucky. GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*crickets chirp*

...Okay, my joke wasn't funny.

I feel like I've heard that one somewhere, but in a different form.
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Old 10-27-2006, 08:52 PM   #3
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BOO! *Throws tomatoes at Alex*
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What do you a call a dog with no legs?


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Nothin'. He ain't gonna come anyway.
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What do you get when you mix Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Jerry Springer into a dog?

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A problematic pit-bull that gives away cars.
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Old 10-29-2006, 01:52 PM   #6
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...why do I like this comic so much?
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Old 10-30-2006, 01:22 AM   #7
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what do you call a dog with no ears?

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anything you like he can't hear you
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^^LOL
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More like..."UN"-Lucky. GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*crickets chirp*

...Okay, my joke wasn't funny.

I feel like I've heard that one somewhere, but in a different form.
What about UN?
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Old 12-10-2006, 12:31 PM   #10
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*silence*
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I had a dog once. I spilled some spot-remover on him. He's gone.

I had another dog, but I think I made it crazy. It's name was, "Stay". Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

My dog has a website, but all it is is naked cats.
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I had a dog once.I had a dog once.I had a dog once.I had a dog once.
I miss the dog censors.
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Old 12-11-2006, 03:09 PM   #13
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My friend's dog ate tar.
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That's...unorthodox.
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