Sick Jokes

VG_Addict II · 11-05-2006, 03:09 PM

This is the place to tell sick jokes

Mikhail Gorbachev · 11-05-2006, 03:11 PM

Once there was a man sick with the flu.
Then he recovered.

Seeking Attention is passe · 11-05-2006, 03:26 PM

This topic is a sick joke.

LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT · 11-05-2006, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Namechange

Once there was a man sick with the flu.
Then he recovered.

Such the warrior!

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-05-2006, 09:50 PM

Two cows are standing together in a field. One asks the other, "So what do you think about this Mad Cow Diesease?"

The other replies, "Doesn't affect me. I'm a helicopter."

Mikhail Gorbachev · 11-05-2006, 09:58 PM

A farmer contracted Variant Creutzfeldt Jakob Disease from a cow with mad cow disease.
13-14 months later, he died.

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-05-2006, 10:18 PM

A man walks into a bar with a dog. He orders a drink.
The bartender says, "Hey, we don't let dogs in here!"
The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog. According to the Americans With Disabilities Act, you have to allow him into your establishment."
The bartender gives him his drink, which he consumes.

11-05-2006, 03:09 PM	#1
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11-05-2006, 10:18 PM	#7
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11-05-2006, 03:11 PM	#2
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11-05-2006, 09:50 PM	#5
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11-05-2006, 09:58 PM	#6
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 87 Times in 70 Posts Points: 3,568.52 Bank: 212,869.21 Total Points: 216,437.73 Donate	A farmer contracted Variant Creutzfeldt Jakob Disease from a cow with mad cow disease. 13-14 months later, he died.