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| Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: in a dumpster in NYC Gender: Posts: 523 Thanks: 6 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts | Sick Jokes This is the place to tell sick jokes |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts | Once there was a man sick with the flu. Then he recovered. |
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| Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts | This topic is a sick joke. |
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| Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,613 Thanks: 2,502 Thanked 767 Times in 422 Posts | Quote:
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| Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1 | Two cows are standing together in a field. One asks the other, "So what do you think about this Mad Cow Diesease?" The other replies, "Doesn't affect me. I'm a helicopter." |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts | A farmer contracted Variant Creutzfeldt Jakob Disease from a cow with mad cow disease. 13-14 months later, he died. |
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| Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1 | A man walks into a bar with a dog. He orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't let dogs in here!" The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog. According to the Americans With Disabilities Act, you have to allow him into your establishment." The bartender gives him his drink, which he consumes. |
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