Simpsons, Futurama and Family Guy Quotes - VGF

**Platinum** · 11-25-2007, 10:51 AM

just the funny ones... including Futurama

Lionel Hutz: O no we drawn judge Snyder.

Marge: Is that Bad?

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kinda had it in for me since i kinda ran over his dog.

Marge: you did?

Lionel Hutz: well, replace the word kinda with the word repeativly and the word dog with son.

go on i know you have your own...

YOU ARE MY FRIENDS · 11-25-2007, 11:41 AM

"Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!"

Smarmy Vent · 11-25-2007, 12:28 PM

^^ Troy McClure? I think you mean the lawyer Lionel Hutz. (They were both voiced by Phil Hartman.)

**Platinum** · 11-25-2007, 12:30 PM

^ thanks... i just have the audio of it, so i guessed sorry

The Doctor · 11-25-2007, 12:58 PM

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things

Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

Chief Wiggum: Ooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.

**Wyborn** · 11-25-2007, 02:11 PM

Lisa: Yes, Dad, that's what I was trying to imply.
Homer: Imply? Or implode?

**Platinum** · 11-25-2007, 02:54 PM

“Mr. Weed? This is Peter Griffin. I will not be coming to work today, I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable.”

***ZeldaGirl*** · 11-25-2007, 02:58 PM

Ralph: It tastes like...burning!

Dr. Furball · 11-25-2007, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum

Lionel Hutz: O no we drawn judge Snyder.

Marge: Is that Bad?

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kinda had it in for me since i kinda ran over his dog.

Marge: you did?

Lionel Hutz: well, replace the word kinda with the word repeativly and the word dog with son.

Marge in Chains: best Lionel Hutz episode ever.
--
From 'Last Exit to Springfield', the best episode of the series:

Mr. Burns: We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: (thinking) Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: (thinking) Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: (thinking) My God! He is coming onto me!
Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. (chuckle, wink)
Homer: (thinking) Aaahh! Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

The Ultimate Kakashi Charizard · 11-25-2007, 03:47 PM

Peter loses his kids to Cleveland because he is retarted.

Peter:Clevelend! I'm surprised you would have these hookers in your house!
Weird voice:1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.!
Peter:Seven,Seven Hookers.
Cleveland:Peter,I'm surprised at you!You and five of those hookers get out of here right now!

TyFACE · 11-25-2007, 05:20 PM

(Marge has her hand on Ralph's shoulder)
Ralph: Help! She's touching my special area!

**Platinum** · 11-26-2007, 03:14 PM

Brian: Peter, this is the final plauge. The death of the first born son!
Peter: OH MY GOD STEWIE!!
Brian: The FIRST born son...
Peter: MEG!
Brian: Your wife.
Peter:CHRIS!!!

SephirothKirby · 11-26-2007, 06:03 PM

Why can't I do Futurama? That shows hilarious, too. I am sad because I thought of an awesome quote last night, but by your restraints I can't post it.

But I will anyway.

Upon moving into a new apartment, Fry notices his TV does not work when Bender is in the room. The landlord checks to see what the problem is, and it's Bender. A mob of people are outside because their TVs fail to work, as well.

Lady in mob: And his thoughts are being transferred to my cell phone!
*Lady holds up cell phone*
Bender's Voice: Wow, that lady has a huge ass.
Bender: That could be anyone's thoughts, fatass.

**Platinum** · 11-26-2007, 07:43 PM

Futurama shall be added thank you.

Crazybirdanimations · 11-26-2007, 07:50 PM

Hey, Lois, I fahted.

11-25-2007, 10:51 AM	#1
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11-25-2007, 11:41 AM	#2
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11-25-2007, 12:58 PM	#5
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11-26-2007, 07:50 PM	#15
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,625 Thanks: 233 Thanked 197 Times in 165 Posts Points: 10,726.47 Bank: 8,962.73 Total Points: 19,689.20 Donate	Hey, Lois, I fahted. __________________

11-25-2007, 12:28 PM	#3
Smarmy Vent The night is darkest just before the dawn. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham Gender: Posts: 12,680 Thanks: 730 Thanked 1,147 Times in 606 Posts Points: 178.98 Bank: 117,755.15 Total Points: 117,934.13 Donate	^^ Troy McClure? I think you mean the lawyer Lionel Hutz. (They were both voiced by Phil Hartman.)

11-25-2007, 12:30 PM	#4
Platinum Arcade Mod Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts Points: 1,528.24 Bank: 23,885.95 Total Points: 25,414.19 Donate	^ thanks... i just have the audio of it, so i guessed sorry

11-25-2007, 02:11 PM	#6
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Platinum Arcade Mod Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts Points: 1,528.24 Bank: 23,885.95 Total Points: 25,414.19 Donate	“Mr. Weed? This is Peter Griffin. I will not be coming to work today, I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable.”

11-25-2007, 02:58 PM	#8
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11-25-2007, 03:47 PM	#10
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11-25-2007, 05:20 PM	#11
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11-26-2007, 03:14 PM	#12
Platinum Arcade Mod Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts Points: 1,528.24 Bank: 23,885.95 Total Points: 25,414.19 Donate	Brian: Peter, this is the final plauge. The death of the first born son! Peter: OH MY GOD STEWIE!! Brian: The FIRST born son... Peter: MEG! Brian: Your wife. Peter:CHRIS!!!

11-26-2007, 06:03 PM	#13
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: **** YEAH SEAKING! Gender: Posts: 3,771 Thanks: 190 Thanked 255 Times in 155 Posts Points: 638.05 Bank: 91,311.33 Total Points: 91,949.38 Donate	Why can't I do Futurama? That shows hilarious, too. I am sad because I thought of an awesome quote last night, but by your restraints I can't post it. But I will anyway. Upon moving into a new apartment, Fry notices his TV does not work when Bender is in the room. The landlord checks to see what the problem is, and it's Bender. A mob of people are outside because their TVs fail to work, as well. Lady in mob: And his thoughts are being transferred to my cell phone! Lady holds up cell phone Bender's Voice: Wow, that lady has a huge ass. Bender: That could be anyone's thoughts, fatass.

11-26-2007, 07:43 PM	#14
Platinum Arcade Mod Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts Points: 1,528.24 Bank: 23,885.95 Total Points: 25,414.19 Donate	Futurama shall be added thank you.