Simpsons, Futurama and Family Guy Quotes

Platinum · 11-25-2007, 09:51 AM

just the funny ones... including Futurama

Lionel Hutz: O no we drawn judge Snyder.

Marge: Is that Bad?

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kinda had it in for me since i kinda ran over his dog.

Marge: you did?

Lionel Hutz: well, replace the word kinda with the word repeativly and the word dog with son.

go on i know you have your own...

Panfan · 11-25-2007, 10:41 AM

"Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!"

**Valigarmander** · 11-25-2007, 11:28 AM

^^ Troy McClure? I think you mean the lawyer Lionel Hutz. (They were both voiced by Phil Hartman.)

Platinum · 11-25-2007, 11:30 AM

^ thanks... i just have the audio of it, so i guessed sorry

***The Doctor*** · 11-25-2007, 11:58 AM

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things

Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

Chief Wiggum: Ooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.

Wyborn · 11-25-2007, 01:11 PM

Lisa: Yes, Dad, that's what I was trying to imply.
Homer: Imply? Or implode?

Platinum · 11-25-2007, 01:54 PM

“Mr. Weed? This is Peter Griffin. I will not be coming to work today, I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable.”

ZeldaGirl · 11-25-2007, 01:58 PM

Ralph: It tastes like...burning!

Dr. Furball · 11-25-2007, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum

Lionel Hutz: O no we drawn judge Snyder.

Marge: Is that Bad?

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kinda had it in for me since i kinda ran over his dog.

Marge: you did?

Lionel Hutz: well, replace the word kinda with the word repeativly and the word dog with son.

Marge in Chains: best Lionel Hutz episode ever.
--
From 'Last Exit to Springfield', the best episode of the series:

Mr. Burns: We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: (thinking) Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: (thinking) Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: (thinking) My God! He is coming onto me!
Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. (chuckle, wink)
Homer: (thinking) Aaahh! Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

The Mega Charizard · 11-25-2007, 02:47 PM

Peter loses his kids to Cleveland because he is retarted.

Peter:Clevelend! I'm surprised you would have these hookers in your house!
Weird voice:1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.!
Peter:Seven,Seven Hookers.
Cleveland:Peter,I'm surprised at you!You and five of those hookers get out of here right now!

Typhlame · 11-25-2007, 04:20 PM

(Marge has her hand on Ralph's shoulder)
Ralph: Help! She's touching my special area!

Platinum · 11-26-2007, 02:14 PM

Brian: Peter, this is the final plauge. The death of the first born son!
Peter: OH MY GOD STEWIE!!
Brian: The FIRST born son...
Peter: MEG!
Brian: Your wife.
Peter:CHRIS!!!

SephirothKirby · 11-26-2007, 05:03 PM

Why can't I do Futurama? That shows hilarious, too. I am sad because I thought of an awesome quote last night, but by your restraints I can't post it.

But I will anyway.

Upon moving into a new apartment, Fry notices his TV does not work when Bender is in the room. The landlord checks to see what the problem is, and it's Bender. A mob of people are outside because their TVs fail to work, as well.

Lady in mob: And his thoughts are being transferred to my cell phone!
*Lady holds up cell phone*
Bender's Voice: Wow, that lady has a huge ass.
Bender: That could be anyone's thoughts, fatass.

Platinum · 11-26-2007, 06:43 PM

Futurama shall be added thank you.

Crazybirdanimations · 11-26-2007, 06:50 PM

Hey, Lois, I fahted.

11-25-2007, 09:51 AM	#1
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	Simpsons, Futurama and Family Guy Quotes just the funny ones... including Futurama Lionel Hutz: O no we drawn judge Snyder. Marge: Is that Bad? Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kinda had it in for me since i kinda ran over his dog. Marge: you did? Lionel Hutz: well, replace the word kinda with the word repeativly and the word dog with son. go on i know you have your own... Last edited by Platinum; 11-26-2007 at 06:41 PM.

11-25-2007, 11:58 AM	#5
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,879 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible. Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun. Bart: Right, the leprechaun. Ralph: He told me to burn things Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there. Chief Wiggum: Ooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit. Last edited by The Doctor; 11-25-2007 at 12:03 PM.

11-25-2007, 10:41 AM	#2
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,805 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	"Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!"

11-25-2007, 11:28 AM	#3
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	^^ Troy McClure? I think you mean the lawyer Lionel Hutz. (They were both voiced by Phil Hartman.)

11-25-2007, 11:30 AM	#4
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	^ thanks... i just have the audio of it, so i guessed sorry

11-25-2007, 01:11 PM	#6
Wyborn Zelda Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: All over the place Gender: Posts: 12,388 Thanks: 87 Thanked 469 Times in 281 Posts	Lisa: Yes, Dad, that's what I was trying to imply. Homer: Imply? Or implode?

11-25-2007, 01:54 PM	#7
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	“Mr. Weed? This is Peter Griffin. I will not be coming to work today, I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable.”

11-25-2007, 01:58 PM	#8
ZeldaGirl Awesome member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 15,896 Thanks: 1,130 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,046 Posts	Ralph: It tastes like...burning!

11-25-2007, 02:47 PM	#10
The Mega Charizard Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Stuck in the Doberman Convention....again. Gender: Posts: 983 Thanks: 198 Thanked 37 Times in 31 Posts	Peter loses his kids to Cleveland because he is retarted. Peter:Clevelend! I'm surprised you would have these hookers in your house! Weird voice:1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.! Peter:Seven,Seven Hookers. Cleveland:Peter,I'm surprised at you!You and five of those hookers get out of here right now!

11-25-2007, 04:20 PM	#11
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	(Marge has her hand on Ralph's shoulder) Ralph: Help! She's touching my special area!

11-26-2007, 02:14 PM	#12
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	Brian: Peter, this is the final plauge. The death of the first born son! Peter: OH MY GOD STEWIE!! Brian: The FIRST born son... Peter: MEG! Brian: Your wife. Peter:CHRIS!!!

11-26-2007, 05:03 PM	#13
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,213 Thanks: 373 Thanked 760 Times in 447 Posts	Why can't I do Futurama? That shows hilarious, too. I am sad because I thought of an awesome quote last night, but by your restraints I can't post it. But I will anyway. Upon moving into a new apartment, Fry notices his TV does not work when Bender is in the room. The landlord checks to see what the problem is, and it's Bender. A mob of people are outside because their TVs fail to work, as well. Lady in mob: And his thoughts are being transferred to my cell phone! Lady holds up cell phone Bender's Voice: Wow, that lady has a huge ass. Bender: That could be anyone's thoughts, fatass.

11-26-2007, 06:43 PM	#14
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	Futurama shall be added thank you.

11-26-2007, 06:50 PM	#15
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,912 Thanks: 237 Thanked 222 Times in 175 Posts	Hey, Lois, I fahted.