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Old 11-26-2007, 07:41 PM   #1
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It might be more of a tonguetwister.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Old 11-26-2007, 07:43 PM   #2
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It would chuck all the wood a woodchuch could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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The Smothers brothers' father's mother's brothers are
the Smothers brothers' mother's father's other brothers.
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^ nice
A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.
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Okay, now it's time to make the VGF tonguetwister game like this gameshow!

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Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:21 PM   #7
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Basu gasu bakuhatsu.
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^let's stick to english ones we can all understand.
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I am a mother pheasant plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the best mother pheasant plucker,
That ever plucked a mother pheasant.
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Old 11-27-2007, 01:32 PM   #10
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Say what this guy says five times fast! Only then will you be good at tonguetwisters.

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how much grass could a grasshopper hop if a grasshopper could hop Grass?
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Black bugs blood.

This ought to be good.
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Huff puff huff puff huff puff
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Congrats, sir. You just made me look like a fool.
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All toasters toast toast.

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Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I put this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."


So Betty Botter bought some butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she put it in her batter,
and that had made her batter better.
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