great joke

Eric · 11-27-2007, 03:34 PM

okay,a guy dies and goes to hell and meets the devil.the devil said"pick 1 of 3 doors and you will stay there forever.door#1: people were standing on there heads on a wooden floor.door#2 people were standing on there heads on a concreate floor.door#3 people were standing up drinking coffie knee-deep in crap.the man said"at least they have coffie and standing up.I'll take number#3". a few minutes pass and the devil comes in and says"alright coffie break's over back on your heads"

Platinum · 11-27-2007, 04:14 PM

very nice, but only a 5.6 out of 10

Eric · 11-27-2007, 04:17 PM

I thought it was good

Typhlame · 11-27-2007, 04:48 PM

Eric · 11-27-2007, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Link o' Flame

LOL!

I thank you

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-27-2007, 04:50 PM

Reasonable joke, very poor execution.

Eric · 11-27-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Reasonable joke, very poor execution.

huh?

Platinum · 11-27-2007, 10:18 PM

^ he means what he says... if you don't understand the words Dictionary.com

**Galefore** · 11-27-2007, 11:47 PM

Somewhat funny, but the timing is off. If it were timed and told in a better manner, it would be funnier.

Luigiman7 · 11-28-2007, 05:52 PM

I heard this one, but like this... spoiler because it is perverted.

Spoiler Below

A guy died and went to Hell, of course. There were 3 doors. The devil said, "Pick one door to stay in for 10,000 years."
1) People were getting whipped.
2) People were mining for coal non-stop... in fire.
3) Some men were lounging around, drinking coffee.

"Um, I'll pick door 3. It doesn't look that bad." He went in, and started drinking coffee. 10 minutes later, he heard the devil saying over the inter com, "OK, take off your clothes and get back to your non-stop sex. NOW!"

I know, sort of corny... I told it a bit wrong.

Platinum · 11-28-2007, 09:59 PM

^ OMG!!! thats crazy...

Eric · 12-03-2007, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mama Luigi is a nuclear weapon

I heard this one, but like this... spoiler because it is perverted.

Spoiler Below

A guy died and went to Hell, of course. There were 3 doors. The devil said, "Pick one door to stay in for 10,000 years."
1) People were getting whipped.
2) People were mining for coal non-stop... in fire.
3) Some men were lounging around, drinking coffee.

"Um, I'll pick door 3. It doesn't look that bad." He went in, and started drinking coffee. 10 minutes later, he heard the devil saying over the inter com, "OK, take off your clothes and get back to your non-stop sex. NOW!"

I know, sort of corny... I told it a bit wrong.

you copied!!!!

Robotazy · 12-03-2007, 04:40 PM

That's what all jokes are....

They all copy "why did the Chicken cross the road?" in execution

**Galefore** · 12-03-2007, 08:02 PM

zomg he is kopeekat

teh intarnetz is srs ****in buzniz

**X-3** · 12-03-2007, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingeric

you copied!!!!

Yes, and he made it a better joke while doing so.

heh · 12-03-2007, 10:55 PM

With grammer too

Panfan · 12-04-2007, 02:36 PM

gramma be overated n stoopid

Typhlame · 12-04-2007, 03:25 PM

^ *grammar [/annoying]

Eric · 12-04-2007, 03:50 PM

It's worse!

Robotazy · 12-04-2007, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingeric

It's better!

Fix'd.

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11-28-2007, 05:52 PM	#10
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	I heard this one, but like this... spoiler because it is perverted. Spoiler Below A guy died and went to Hell, of course. There were 3 doors. The devil said, "Pick one door to stay in for 10,000 years." 1) People were getting whipped. 2) People were mining for coal non-stop... in fire. 3) Some men were lounging around, drinking coffee. "Um, I'll pick door 3. It doesn't look that bad." He went in, and started drinking coffee. 10 minutes later, he heard the devil saying over the inter com, "OK, take off your clothes and get back to your non-stop sex. NOW!" I know, sort of corny... I told it a bit wrong. Last edited by Luigiman7; 11-28-2007 at 05:53 PM. Reason: cuz.

11-27-2007, 03:34 PM	#1
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Up your arse and around the corner. Gender: Posts: 1,343 Thanks: 236 Thanked 65 Times in 51 Posts	great joke okay,a guy dies and goes to hell and meets the devil.the devil said"pick 1 of 3 doors and you will stay there forever.door#1: people were standing on there heads on a wooden floor.door#2 people were standing on there heads on a concreate floor.door#3 people were standing up drinking coffie knee-deep in crap.the man said"at least they have coffie and standing up.I'll take number#3". a few minutes pass and the devil comes in and says"alright coffie break's over back on your heads"

11-27-2007, 04:14 PM	#2
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	very nice, but only a 5.6 out of 10

11-27-2007, 04:17 PM	#3
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Up your arse and around the corner. Gender: Posts: 1,343 Thanks: 236 Thanked 65 Times in 51 Posts	I thought it was good

11-27-2007, 04:48 PM	#4
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	LOL!

11-27-2007, 04:50 PM	#6
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Reasonable joke, very poor execution.

11-27-2007, 10:18 PM	#8
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	^ he means what he says... if you don't understand the words Dictionary.com

11-27-2007, 11:47 PM	#9
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Somewhat funny, but the timing is off. If it were timed and told in a better manner, it would be funnier.

11-28-2007, 09:59 PM	#11
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	^ OMG!!! thats crazy...

12-03-2007, 04:40 PM	#13
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	That's what all jokes are.... They all copy "why did the Chicken cross the road?" in execution

12-03-2007, 08:02 PM	#14
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	zomg he is kopeekat teh intarnetz is srs ****in buzniz

12-03-2007, 10:55 PM	#16
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	With grammer too

12-04-2007, 02:36 PM	#17
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,805 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	gramma be overated n stoopid

12-04-2007, 03:25 PM	#18
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	^ *grammar [/annoying]

12-04-2007, 03:50 PM	#19
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Up your arse and around the corner. Gender: Posts: 1,343 Thanks: 236 Thanked 65 Times in 51 Posts	It's worse!