great joke

Eric · 11-27-2007, 04:34 PM

okay,a guy dies and goes to hell and meets the devil.the devil said"pick 1 of 3 doors and you will stay there forever.door#1: people were standing on there heads on a wooden floor.door#2 people were standing on there heads on a concreate floor.door#3 people were standing up drinking coffie knee-deep in crap.the man said"at least they have coffie and standing up.I'll take number#3". a few minutes pass and the devil comes in and says"alright coffie break's over back on your heads"

**Platinum** · 11-27-2007, 05:14 PM

very nice, but only a 5.6 out of 10

Eric · 11-27-2007, 05:17 PM

I thought it was good

Typhlame. Deal with it. · 11-27-2007, 05:48 PM

Eric · 11-27-2007, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Link o' Flame

LOL!

I thank you

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-27-2007, 05:50 PM

Reasonable joke, very poor execution.

Eric · 11-27-2007, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Reasonable joke, very poor execution.

huh?

**Platinum** · 11-27-2007, 11:18 PM

^ he means what he says... if you don't understand the words Dictionary.com

The Scatmanson · 11-28-2007, 12:47 AM

Somewhat funny, but the timing is off. If it were timed and told in a better manner, it would be funnier.

LuWEEGEEman · 11-28-2007, 06:52 PM

I heard this one, but like this... spoiler because it is perverted.

Spoiler Below

A guy died and went to Hell, of course. There were 3 doors. The devil said, "Pick one door to stay in for 10,000 years."
1) People were getting whipped.
2) People were mining for coal non-stop... in fire.
3) Some men were lounging around, drinking coffee.

"Um, I'll pick door 3. It doesn't look that bad." He went in, and started drinking coffee. 10 minutes later, he heard the devil saying over the inter com, "OK, take off your clothes and get back to your non-stop sex. NOW!"

I know, sort of corny... I told it a bit wrong.

**Platinum** · 11-28-2007, 10:59 PM

^ OMG!!! thats crazy...

Eric · 12-03-2007, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mama Luigi is a nuclear weapon

I heard this one, but like this... spoiler because it is perverted.

Spoiler Below

A guy died and went to Hell, of course. There were 3 doors. The devil said, "Pick one door to stay in for 10,000 years."
1) People were getting whipped.
2) People were mining for coal non-stop... in fire.
3) Some men were lounging around, drinking coffee.

"Um, I'll pick door 3. It doesn't look that bad." He went in, and started drinking coffee. 10 minutes later, he heard the devil saying over the inter com, "OK, take off your clothes and get back to your non-stop sex. NOW!"

I know, sort of corny... I told it a bit wrong.

you copied!!!!

Tazy_10 · 12-03-2007, 05:40 PM

That's what all jokes are....

They all copy "why did the Chicken cross the road?" in execution

The Scatmanson · 12-03-2007, 09:02 PM

zomg he is kopeekat

teh intarnetz is srs ****in buzniz

X-3 · 12-03-2007, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingeric

you copied!!!!

Yes, and he made it a better joke while doing so.

That Guy · 12-03-2007, 11:55 PM

With grammer too

A Scatmanson · 12-04-2007, 03:36 PM

gramma be overated n stoopid

Typhlame. Deal with it. · 12-04-2007, 04:25 PM

^ *grammar [/annoying]

Eric · 12-04-2007, 04:50 PM

It's worse!

Tazy_10 · 12-04-2007, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingeric

It's better!

Fix'd.

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11-28-2007, 06:52 PM	#10
LuWEEGEEman THE EYES Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: go die in a fire Gender: Posts: 4,238 Thanks: 112 Thanked 189 Times in 154 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 14,747.37 Bank: 4,479.73 Total Points: 19,227.10 Donate	I heard this one, but like this... spoiler because it is perverted. Spoiler Below A guy died and went to Hell, of course. There were 3 doors. The devil said, "Pick one door to stay in for 10,000 years." 1) People were getting whipped. 2) People were mining for coal non-stop... in fire. 3) Some men were lounging around, drinking coffee. "Um, I'll pick door 3. It doesn't look that bad." He went in, and started drinking coffee. 10 minutes later, he heard the devil saying over the inter com, "OK, take off your clothes and get back to your non-stop sex. NOW!" I know, sort of corny... I told it a bit wrong. Last edited by The Member Formerly Known As Luigiman; 11-28-2007 at 06:53 PM. Reason: cuz.

11-27-2007, 04:34 PM	#1
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: chained to shane's doghouse outside Gender: Posts: 1,035 Thanks: 130 Thanked 44 Times in 37 Posts Points: 6,544.92 Bank: 104.05 Total Points: 6,648.97 Donate	great joke okay,a guy dies and goes to hell and meets the devil.the devil said"pick 1 of 3 doors and you will stay there forever.door#1: people were standing on there heads on a wooden floor.door#2 people were standing on there heads on a concreate floor.door#3 people were standing up drinking coffie knee-deep in crap.the man said"at least they have coffie and standing up.I'll take number#3". a few minutes pass and the devil comes in and says"alright coffie break's over back on your heads"

11-27-2007, 05:14 PM	#2
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11-27-2007, 05:17 PM	#3
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: chained to shane's doghouse outside Gender: Posts: 1,035 Thanks: 130 Thanked 44 Times in 37 Posts Points: 6,544.92 Bank: 104.05 Total Points: 6,648.97 Donate	I thought it was good

11-27-2007, 05:48 PM	#4
Typhlame. Deal with it. Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 3,863 Thanks: 315 Thanked 91 Times in 68 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 3,482.14 Bank: 5,548.57 Total Points: 9,030.71 Donate	LOL!

11-27-2007, 05:50 PM	#6
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11-27-2007, 11:18 PM	#8
Platinum Arcade Mod Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts Points: 2,367.24 Bank: 23,885.95 Total Points: 26,253.19 Donate	^ he means what he says... if you don't understand the words Dictionary.com

11-28-2007, 12:47 AM	#9
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11-28-2007, 10:59 PM	#11
Platinum Arcade Mod Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts Points: 2,367.24 Bank: 23,885.95 Total Points: 26,253.19 Donate	^ OMG!!! thats crazy...

12-03-2007, 05:40 PM	#13
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12-03-2007, 09:02 PM	#14
The Scatmanson badadadadiiii Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: BOP BOP BOTTOM BOP Gender: Posts: 5,668 Thanks: 652 Thanked 387 Times in 292 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 5,808.89 Bank: 20,325.19 Total Points: 26,134.07 Donate	zomg he is kopeekat teh intarnetz is srs ****in buzniz

12-03-2007, 11:55 PM	#16
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12-04-2007, 03:36 PM	#17
A Scatmanson REPEAT AFTER ME! IT'S A OASOFBASPOMELODY Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Scatting (Panfan) Gender: Posts: 11,487 Thanks: 515 Thanked 898 Times in 630 Posts Blog Entries: 13 Points: 721.25 Bank: 21,302.91 Total Points: 22,024.16 Donate	gramma be overated n stoopid

12-04-2007, 04:25 PM	#18
Typhlame. Deal with it. Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 3,863 Thanks: 315 Thanked 91 Times in 68 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 3,482.14 Bank: 5,548.57 Total Points: 9,030.71 Donate	^ *grammar [/annoying]

12-04-2007, 04:50 PM	#19
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: chained to shane's doghouse outside Gender: Posts: 1,035 Thanks: 130 Thanked 44 Times in 37 Posts Points: 6,544.92 Bank: 104.05 Total Points: 6,648.97 Donate	It's worse!