Nerd Jokes

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-30-2007, 07:07 AM

In this thread: jokes which only nerds would grok.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?

A: Rabbit elephant sine theta.

Eric · 11-30-2007, 04:52 PM

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-30-2007, 06:16 PM

Oh yeah? Let's see if you really get it. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Eric · 11-30-2007, 06:26 PM

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-30-2007, 06:38 PM

You can't cross a scalar with a vector, of course. Sheesh.

Eric · 11-30-2007, 06:38 PM

Luigiman7 · 11-30-2007, 06:50 PM

[/facepalm]

heh · 12-01-2007, 07:01 PM

These would be funny if they didn't remind me I'm near-failing trig.

Gimme a few minutes an i'll think of something.

also kingeric i don' think you actually get he jokes, especially seeing as you are in 5th grade

Eric · 12-01-2007, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by That Guy

especially seeing as you are in 5th grade

you know I'm in 5th grade?!?!

I am nobody · 12-01-2007, 08:07 PM

Look at what you said about goals in the "Mod Wanted(Jokes & Riddles)" thread.

(Note: Searching "Facepalm" turned up with much better results then I expected.)

Eric · 12-01-2007, 08:09 PM

I'm really in 100th grade

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-01-2007, 09:26 PM

Please don't pollute this nerd thread with non-nerdy posts

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Two physicists meet in the hallway. One asks, "What's new?"

The other replies, "E over h, stupid!"

**Valigarmander** · 12-01-2007, 10:24 PM

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,

"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"

Crazybirdanimations · 12-01-2007, 11:31 PM

Yo' motherboard's so old, she still has windows '98 on it!

I'm sorry, I threw up a bit on my keyboard because of that joke.

LinkManDX · 12-02-2007, 05:03 PM

Hydrogen and Oxygen were in a bar when Gold walked in.

Hydrogen said "Ay! You! get out of the bar!"

Ha ha ha ha narf.

Eric · 12-03-2007, 03:42 PM

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-03-2007, 05:19 PM

eric, please don't post garbage posts like that.

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There were three Medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an
island in the middle of the lake, which the kingdoms had been fighting
over for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send
their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island.

The night before the battle, the knights and their squires pitched camp
and readied themselves for the fight. The first kingdom had 12 knights,
and each knight had 5 squires, all of whom were busily polishing armour,
brushing horses, and cooking food. The second kingdom had 20 knights,
and each knight had 10 squires. Everyone at that camp was also busy
preparing for battle. At the camp of the third kingdom, there was only
one knight, with his one squire. This squire took a large pot and hung it
from a looped rope in a tall tree. He busied himself preparing the meal,
while the knight polished his own armour.

When the hour of the battle came, the three kingdoms sent their squires
out to fight (this was too trivial a matter for the knights to join in).
The battle raged, and when the dust cleared, the only person left was
the lone squire from the third kingdom, having defeated the squires from
the other two kingdoms.

Thus proving that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the
sum of the squires of the other two sides.

Eric · 12-03-2007, 05:22 PM

^how did you know my name?

Frumie · 12-03-2007, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingeric

^how did you know my name?

It says so on your profile.

Typhlame · 12-03-2007, 07:17 PM

There are 10 types of people in this world:

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

11-30-2007, 07:07 AM	#1
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Nerd Jokes In this thread: jokes which only nerds would grok. --- Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? A: Rabbit elephant sine theta.

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11-30-2007, 06:16 PM	#3
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Oh yeah? Let's see if you really get it. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

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*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	You can't cross a scalar with a vector, of course. Sheesh.

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heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	These would be funny if they didn't remind me I'm near-failing trig. Gimme a few minutes an i'll think of something. also kingeric i don' think you actually get he jokes, especially seeing as you are in 5th grade

12-01-2007, 08:07 PM	#10
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	Look at what you said about goals in the "Mod Wanted(Jokes & Riddles)" thread. (Note: Searching "Facepalm" turned up with much better results then I expected.)

12-01-2007, 08:09 PM	#11
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Up your arse and around the corner. Gender: Posts: 1,343 Thanks: 236 Thanked 65 Times in 51 Posts	I'm really in 100th grade

12-01-2007, 09:26 PM	#12
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Please don't pollute this nerd thread with non-nerdy posts --- Two physicists meet in the hallway. One asks, "What's new?" The other replies, "E over h, stupid!"

12-01-2007, 10:24 PM	#13
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!"

12-01-2007, 11:31 PM	#14
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,912 Thanks: 237 Thanked 222 Times in 175 Posts	Yo' motherboard's so old, she still has windows '98 on it! I'm sorry, I threw up a bit on my keyboard because of that joke.

12-02-2007, 05:03 PM	#15
LinkManDX Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Because political usernames ftw Gender: Posts: 3,582 Thanks: 297 Thanked 266 Times in 156 Posts	Hydrogen and Oxygen were in a bar when Gold walked in. Hydrogen said "Ay! You! get out of the bar!" Ha ha ha ha narf.

12-03-2007, 03:42 PM	#16
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Up your arse and around the corner. Gender: Posts: 1,343 Thanks: 236 Thanked 65 Times in 51 Posts

12-03-2007, 05:19 PM	#17
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	eric, please don't post garbage posts like that. --- There were three Medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, which the kingdoms had been fighting over for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island. The night before the battle, the knights and their squires pitched camp and readied themselves for the fight. The first kingdom had 12 knights, and each knight had 5 squires, all of whom were busily polishing armour, brushing horses, and cooking food. The second kingdom had 20 knights, and each knight had 10 squires. Everyone at that camp was also busy preparing for battle. At the camp of the third kingdom, there was only one knight, with his one squire. This squire took a large pot and hung it from a looped rope in a tall tree. He busied himself preparing the meal, while the knight polished his own armour. When the hour of the battle came, the three kingdoms sent their squires out to fight (this was too trivial a matter for the knights to join in). The battle raged, and when the dust cleared, the only person left was the lone squire from the third kingdom, having defeated the squires from the other two kingdoms. Thus proving that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

12-03-2007, 05:22 PM	#18
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Up your arse and around the corner. Gender: Posts: 1,343 Thanks: 236 Thanked 65 Times in 51 Posts	^how did you know my name?

12-03-2007, 07:17 PM	#20
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.