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Old 12-07-2007, 11:10 PM   #21
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^^Heh, so true. I actually don't really like this riddle, because the answer itself is like a riddle. There's nothing logical about it, it's just wordplay.
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Old 12-08-2007, 11:23 AM   #22
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Thats really good... but you would need light.
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Old 12-08-2007, 12:49 PM   #23
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Also, there's no air, and you die because you humans need air.
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Okay, okay, you've been in there long enough to see in the dark somewhat well. However, you have not been there long enough to use up all the oxygen.
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^Eyes cannot see in pure darkness under any circumstance. One will eventually go blind from attempting to adapt to the environment.

Here's my answer (& yes, I already read the real one):
You look in the mirror to understand yourself, then lie on the table and astrally project your spirit out of the room.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
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^What if the mirror is one of those fancy mirrors that have lights attached to them?
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Old 12-08-2007, 05:30 PM   #27
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Then there would be electricity. And you could just pull out the electric working or something. Or kill yourself with electricity.
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Could be battery-powered.
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It runs on magic. Magic that you can do nothing with. It can't harm you, either. End of discussion.
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What was that? I couldn't hear that explanation over the noise of a Mack truck driving through the logic hole which is this riddle.
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Old 12-08-2007, 10:55 PM   #31
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also you didn;t specify if "we" were human or not. we could be a blind worm.
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Oh, for the sake of ****, it's a riddle.
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I choose to ignore all your logic and replace it with my own.
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Oh, for the sake of ****, it's a riddle.
you do not understand humor
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It runs on magic. Magic that you can do nothing with. It can't harm you, either. End of discussion.
I cast Drain Magic to restore my TP, then use Beast to knock down the wall.
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I use Godmodding powers to destroy all life in the universe, then reshape it as me being outside the room

Tazy wins.
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you do not understand humor
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I still like my astral projection answer.
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^What if the mirror is one of those fancy mirrors that have lights attached to them?
"Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?" ~Westley

Break the table down & build a gun out of it, then take the batteries out of the mirror light and shoot them at the wall.

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Oh, for the sake of ****, it's a riddle.
No, it's a joke. Riddles are solvable through reason; this clearly isn't.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:25 PM   #39
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Apparently, neither do you.
you weren't joking. therefore there is no humor to understand
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