Bad Chemistry Joke

Alex · 12-10-2007, 09:52 PM

Carbon and Oxygen were in a bar with all the other elements. All of a sudden, Gold walks in. Nobody likes Gold because he thinks he is the best one because he is expensive and shiny.

Carbon points at Gold and says "Au, get out of here!"

Du-dun, Kshhh!

Blake · 12-10-2007, 10:29 PM

Kudos for me actually getting a joke here for a change!

Tales of CuccoLady · 12-11-2007, 12:01 AM

It got a smile out of me, at least.

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-11-2007, 08:01 AM

So, there's this atom walking down the street and an ion runs up to him and says "Buddy, you've got to help me. I've lost an electron!"

The atom looks at him as says "Are you sure?"

The ion says "Yeah! I'm positive!"

Platinum · 12-11-2007, 10:48 AM

^ ha ha these could be nerd jokes

SephirothKirby · 12-11-2007, 07:09 PM

^ Yeah, but people other than nerds would get them, which is besides the point of the Nerd Joke topic.

Tales of CuccoLady · 12-11-2007, 10:06 PM

^^^

Blast this thread and its corny chemistry jokes... they're so bad I crack up. ><

12-10-2007, 09:52 PM	#1
Alex Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In front of my computer with my games and my guitars. Gender: Posts: 2,611 Thanks: 108 Thanked 94 Times in 82 Posts Points: 53,114.02 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 53,114.45 Donate	Bad Chemistry Joke Carbon and Oxygen were in a bar with all the other elements. All of a sudden, Gold walks in. Nobody likes Gold because he thinks he is the best one because he is expensive and shiny. Carbon points at Gold and says "Au, get out of here!" Du-dun, Kshhh!

12-10-2007, 10:29 PM	#2
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,542 Thanks: 433 Thanked 117 Times in 90 Posts Points: 1,942.39 Bank: 27,555.36 Total Points: 29,497.75 Donate	Kudos for me actually getting a joke here for a change!

12-11-2007, 12:01 AM	#3
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12-11-2007, 08:01 AM	#4
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12-11-2007, 10:48 AM	#5
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts Points: 3,564.24 Bank: 24,363.67 Total Points: 27,927.91 Donate	^ ha ha these could be nerd jokes

12-11-2007, 07:09 PM	#6
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12-11-2007, 10:06 PM	#7
Tales of CuccoLady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: BADABBADCABABADKFAFEAWVEAOFA IMMA SCAT MAN Gender: Posts: 4,555 Thanks: 1,216 Thanked 402 Times in 337 Posts Points: 6,819.02 Bank: 1,086.67 Total Points: 7,905.69 Donate	^^^ Blast this thread and its corny chemistry jokes... they're so bad I crack up. ><