Bad Chemistry Joke

Alex · 12-10-2007, 08:52 PM

Carbon and Oxygen were in a bar with all the other elements. All of a sudden, Gold walks in. Nobody likes Gold because he thinks he is the best one because he is expensive and shiny.

Carbon points at Gold and says "Au, get out of here!"

Du-dun, Kshhh!

Blake · 12-10-2007, 09:29 PM

Kudos for me actually getting a joke here for a change!

CuccoLady · 12-10-2007, 11:01 PM

It got a smile out of me, at least.

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-11-2007, 07:01 AM

So, there's this atom walking down the street and an ion runs up to him and says "Buddy, you've got to help me. I've lost an electron!"

The atom looks at him as says "Are you sure?"

The ion says "Yeah! I'm positive!"

Platinum · 12-11-2007, 09:48 AM

^ ha ha these could be nerd jokes

SephirothKirby · 12-11-2007, 06:09 PM

^ Yeah, but people other than nerds would get them, which is besides the point of the Nerd Joke topic.

CuccoLady · 12-11-2007, 09:06 PM

^^^

Blast this thread and its corny chemistry jokes... they're so bad I crack up. ><

12-10-2007, 08:52 PM	#1
Alex Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Tally-ho! Gender: Posts: 2,727 Thanks: 130 Thanked 100 Times in 87 Posts	Bad Chemistry Joke Carbon and Oxygen were in a bar with all the other elements. All of a sudden, Gold walks in. Nobody likes Gold because he thinks he is the best one because he is expensive and shiny. Carbon points at Gold and says "Au, get out of here!" Du-dun, Kshhh!

12-10-2007, 09:29 PM	#2
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 4,628 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 206 Times in 148 Posts	Kudos for me actually getting a joke here for a change!

12-10-2007, 11:01 PM	#3
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	It got a smile out of me, at least.

12-11-2007, 07:01 AM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	So, there's this atom walking down the street and an ion runs up to him and says "Buddy, you've got to help me. I've lost an electron!" The atom looks at him as says "Are you sure?" The ion says "Yeah! I'm positive!"

12-11-2007, 09:48 AM	#5
Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wv Gender: Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 48 Thanked 21 Times in 21 Posts	^ ha ha these could be nerd jokes

12-11-2007, 06:09 PM	#6
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,213 Thanks: 373 Thanked 760 Times in 447 Posts	^ Yeah, but people other than nerds would get them, which is besides the point of the Nerd Joke topic.

12-11-2007, 09:06 PM	#7
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	^^^ Blast this thread and its corny chemistry jokes... they're so bad I crack up. ><