Puns - Page 2

Dr. Furball · 01-24-2008, 11:46 PM

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender decides to ask, "Why do you have a wheel attached to your crotch?" The pirate replied, "Argh, it's driving me nuts!"

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-27-2008, 09:06 PM

Q: How do you identify a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
A: They lie awake at night, wondering whether there's a dog.

01-24-2008, 11:46 PM	#21
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02-27-2008, 09:06 PM	#22
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