Video game jokes - Page 2

DarkZero · 01-01-2008, 07:20 PM

Well, why would there be?

Eric · 01-01-2008, 07:50 PM

It's a good thing or I wouldv'e been a sega fan

DarkZero · 01-01-2008, 08:20 PM

I used to be a massive Sega fan. When I realised that Sega became my life, I started playing more Mario.

Eric · 01-01-2008, 08:26 PM

nintendo fan here!

DarkZero · 01-01-2008, 08:32 PM

^Finally, someone understands me!

Galefore · 01-01-2008, 08:44 PM

This topic is officially derailed.

Eric · 01-01-2008, 08:45 PM

Yeah but it's his thread so he can derail it if he wants

Galefore · 01-01-2008, 08:53 PM

Eric · 01-01-2008, 08:55 PM

YAY!FACE PALMS!

Young Edsel · 01-01-2008, 10:43 PM

I'm starting to think that maybe less time on VGF might be good.

Also, I grew up with SEGA. There's nothing wrong with them.

In fact, I like my Dreamcast a lot more than my Gamecube.

X-3 · 01-01-2008, 11:13 PM

^^^Bah, Evangelion is better then Eureka, even if it does not feature face-palming.

How does Scorpion like his bread?
Toasty!

*Shot again*

Galefore · 01-01-2008, 11:32 PM

Why question what anime my face-palm comes from? It does not reduce the searing disgust coming from my face-palm, you damned nitpicker!

EmoCL · 01-02-2008, 12:53 AM

BACK TO THE TOPIC...

It's lame, but who gives!!!

Link enters Kakariko Village and spots a red-haired lady tending to her flock of cuccos. He decided she was good-looking.
He turned to the carpenter next to him, pointed, and said "Hey, man, look at that totally hot chick over there!!"

The lady blushed and replied,
"Wh-what? I checked, and all of the birds are at a healthy temperature."

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-02-2008, 03:01 AM

DarkZero · 01-02-2008, 04:23 AM

OK, here's a joke.

Sonic walks into a bar with a sad face. The bartender asks "What's wrong?". Sonic replies, "I feel blue."

Yeah, I know it's kinda n00bish, but it's all I could think of.

Dr. Furball · 01-24-2008, 11:50 PM

What are Yoshi's Cookies made of? Ninten-dough.

I apologize for the pun.

KittenTheSmitten · 01-25-2008, 01:28 AM

Ace, it's hilarious.

My turn. *unenthusiastic yay*

Toad is crying.
Mario walks up to him, and he's all like, "Gee, Toad. Why are you so upset?"
And Toad says, "W'll, I dunno, Mario, no body seems to like me."
"Of course people like you," says Mario. "....I mean, I like you. You're a fun-gi."

Like I could possibly resist pulling another bad joke out of my magical bag of....bad jokes. And I'm sorry, Booyakasha, for totally stealing your pun without even realizing it until two seconds ago. I swear, my cousin told me this on a train once.

Señor Luigi · 01-25-2008, 11:29 AM

*Peach crying*
Mario: What's wrong?
Toadstool: I don't know if I'm Peach or Toadstool!!!

**Wyborn** · 01-25-2008, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.L

*Peach crying*
Mario: What's wrong?
Toadstool: I don't know if I'm Peach or Toadstool!!!

I admit that this joke made me stare at it in utter confusion for about three seconds. I'm still not sure if I get the joke.

Chunky Kong12345 · 01-25-2008, 08:59 PM

One worm says to another worm, look out, a donkey!

then they both exploded

01-02-2008, 03:01 AM	#34
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01-25-2008, 01:28 AM	#37
KittenTheSmitten Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Gender: Posts: 140 Thanks: 41 Thanked 20 Times in 12 Posts Points: 1,356.86 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,356.86 Donate	Ace, it's hilarious. My turn. unenthusiastic yay Toad is crying. Mario walks up to him, and he's all like, "Gee, Toad. Why are you so upset?" And Toad says, "W'll, I dunno, Mario, no body seems to like me." "Of course people like you," says Mario. "....I mean, I like you. You're a fun-gi." Like I could possibly resist pulling another bad joke out of my magical bag of....bad jokes. And I'm sorry, Booyakasha, for totally stealing your pun without even realizing it until two seconds ago. I swear, my cousin told me this on a train once. Last edited by KittenTheSmitten; 01-25-2008 at 01:35 AM.

01-01-2008, 07:20 PM	#21
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: I don't really care. Gender: Posts: 2,806 Thanks: 246 Thanked 147 Times in 110 Posts Points: 3,649.51 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,649.51 Donate	Well, why would there be?

01-01-2008, 07:50 PM	#22
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: chained to shane's doghouse outside Gender: Posts: 1,035 Thanks: 130 Thanked 44 Times in 37 Posts Points: 6,930.92 Bank: 104.05 Total Points: 7,034.97 Donate	It's a good thing or I wouldv'e been a sega fan

01-01-2008, 08:20 PM	#23
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: I don't really care. Gender: Posts: 2,806 Thanks: 246 Thanked 147 Times in 110 Posts Points: 3,649.51 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,649.51 Donate	I used to be a *massive* Sega fan. When I realised that Sega became my life, I started playing more Mario.

01-01-2008, 08:26 PM	#24
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: chained to shane's doghouse outside Gender: Posts: 1,035 Thanks: 130 Thanked 44 Times in 37 Posts Points: 6,930.92 Bank: 104.05 Total Points: 7,034.97 Donate	nintendo fan here!

01-01-2008, 08:32 PM	#25
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: I don't really care. Gender: Posts: 2,806 Thanks: 246 Thanked 147 Times in 110 Posts Points: 3,649.51 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,649.51 Donate	^Finally, someone understands me!

01-01-2008, 08:44 PM	#26
Galefore Gunjinkeeper Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fully Immersed in the Beauty and Majesty of Music Gender: Posts: 5,822 Thanks: 696 Thanked 406 Times in 304 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 2,651.96 Bank: 22,047.67 Total Points: 24,699.62 Donate	This topic is officially derailed.

01-01-2008, 08:45 PM	#27
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: chained to shane's doghouse outside Gender: Posts: 1,035 Thanks: 130 Thanked 44 Times in 37 Posts Points: 6,930.92 Bank: 104.05 Total Points: 7,034.97 Donate	Yeah but it's his thread so he can derail it if he wants

01-01-2008, 08:53 PM	#28
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01-01-2008, 08:55 PM	#29
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: chained to shane's doghouse outside Gender: Posts: 1,035 Thanks: 130 Thanked 44 Times in 37 Posts Points: 6,930.92 Bank: 104.05 Total Points: 7,034.97 Donate	YAY!FACE PALMS!

01-01-2008, 10:43 PM	#30
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01-01-2008, 11:13 PM	#31
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,346 Thanks: 300 Thanked 331 Times in 247 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 17,606.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,606.00 Donate	^^^Bah, Evangelion is better then Eureka, even if it does not feature face-palming. How does Scorpion like his bread? Toasty! Shot again

01-01-2008, 11:32 PM	#32
Galefore Gunjinkeeper Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fully Immersed in the Beauty and Majesty of Music Gender: Posts: 5,822 Thanks: 696 Thanked 406 Times in 304 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 2,651.96 Bank: 22,047.67 Total Points: 24,699.62 Donate	Why question what anime my face-palm comes from? It does not reduce the searing disgust coming from my face-palm, you damned nitpicker!

01-02-2008, 12:53 AM	#33
EmoCL Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: BADABBADCABABADKFAFEAWVEAOFA IMMA SCAT MAN Gender: Posts: 4,456 Thanks: 1,163 Thanked 382 Times in 320 Posts Points: 10,490.00 Bank: 841.03 Total Points: 11,331.03 Donate	BACK TO THE TOPIC... It's lame, but who gives!!! Link enters Kakariko Village and spots a red-haired lady tending to her flock of cuccos. He decided she was good-looking. He turned to the carpenter next to him, pointed, and said "Hey, man, look at that totally hot chick over there!!" The lady blushed and replied, "Wh-what? I checked, and all of the birds are at a healthy temperature."

01-02-2008, 04:23 AM	#35
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: I don't really care. Gender: Posts: 2,806 Thanks: 246 Thanked 147 Times in 110 Posts Points: 3,649.51 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,649.51 Donate	OK, here's a joke. Sonic walks into a bar with a sad face. The bartender asks "What's wrong?". Sonic replies, "I feel blue." Yeah, I know it's kinda n00bish, but it's all I could think of.

01-24-2008, 11:50 PM	#36
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 571 Thanks: 54 Thanked 34 Times in 28 Posts Points: 3,099.88 Bank: 7,520.73 Total Points: 10,620.61 Donate	What are Yoshi's Cookies made of? Ninten-dough. I apologize for the pun.

01-25-2008, 11:29 AM	#38
Señor Luigi Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: I forget Gender: Posts: 313 Thanks: 14 Thanked 13 Times in 12 Posts Points: 3,962.66 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,962.66 Donate	Peach crying Mario: What's wrong? Toadstool: I don't know if I'm Peach or Toadstool!!!

01-25-2008, 08:59 PM	#40
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