Post the stupidest joke you could imagine. - Page 3

Bomby · 05-28-2008, 02:04 PM

What president got laid the most?

Millard Fillmore.

***The Doctor*** · 05-28-2008, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

Paris Hilton.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Fixed.

LinkManDX · 05-28-2008, 03:59 PM

Jack Thompson's law career.

Minukelsus · 05-29-2008, 11:30 AM

Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because it didn't peel well.

Blake · 05-29-2008, 05:34 PM

Because 7 8 9

I forgot the question to this amazing joke.

Minukelsus · 05-29-2008, 05:49 PM

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, ten inches is rare.

t3hDarkness · 10-13-2008, 01:32 AM

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

1-up Salesman · 10-13-2008, 07:57 PM

Jay updates NC.

VG_Addict · 11-07-2008, 05:50 PM

WariovsWario.

Vapor · 11-07-2008, 06:59 PM

Why did the skeleton go to the library? TO BONE UP ON HIS HISTORY YUKYUKYUKpuuuuuke

Seeking Attention · 11-07-2008, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VG_Addict

WariovsWario.

Damn... I was going to post a link to his profile for a whole list of stupid jokes but you beat me to it.

Why did the gum cross the road?

Because a guy stepped on it and it stuck to his shoe and he went across the road, and since the gum was stuck to his shoe, it went across the road too!

Speed · 11-09-2008, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blake

Why was six afraid of seven

Because Seven Ate Nine.

Mushi · 11-09-2008, 04:06 PM

My uncle used to work in fire hydrant factory. Couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Quate · 11-11-2008, 04:24 PM

Once a bear walked on to a golf course. LOLGETIT?

Rainbow Dash · 11-11-2008, 08:04 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To kill a mockingbird.

Sim Kid · 11-12-2008, 12:33 AM

What is Dr. Robotnik's favourite drink?

Pingas Colada.

Luigiman7 · 11-12-2008, 06:52 PM

*insert joke here*

Robotazy · 11-13-2008, 10:00 AM

Once I told a joke, and people laughed and I was so cool.

But I forgot it :/

Luigi Pwns All · 11-14-2008, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blake

Because 7 8 9

I forgot the question to this amazing joke.

Why was 6 afriad of 7,beacuase 7 8(ate) 9.

11-09-2008, 04:06 PM	#53
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	My uncle used to work in fire hydrant factory. Couldn't park anywhere near the place. __________________

11-12-2008, 06:52 PM	#57
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05-28-2008, 02:04 PM	#41
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	What president got laid the most? Millard Fillmore.

05-28-2008, 03:59 PM	#43
LinkManDX Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Because political usernames ftw Gender: Posts: 3,582 Thanks: 297 Thanked 266 Times in 156 Posts	Jack Thompson's law career.

05-29-2008, 11:30 AM	#44
Minukelsus Beautiful Radiant Flower Join Date: May 2008 Location: United Kingdom of Great Britain: (the Empire on which the sun never sets) Gender: Posts: 1,710 Thanks: 154 Thanked 98 Times in 88 Posts	Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because it didn't peel well.

05-29-2008, 05:34 PM	#45
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 4,628 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 206 Times in 148 Posts	Because 7 8 9 I forgot the question to this amazing joke.

05-29-2008, 05:49 PM	#46
Minukelsus Beautiful Radiant Flower Join Date: May 2008 Location: United Kingdom of Great Britain: (the Empire on which the sun never sets) Gender: Posts: 1,710 Thanks: 154 Thanked 98 Times in 88 Posts	Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, ten inches is rare.

10-13-2008, 01:32 AM	#47
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

10-13-2008, 07:57 PM	#48
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11-07-2008, 05:50 PM	#49
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11-07-2008, 06:59 PM	#50
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts	Why did the skeleton go to the library? TO BONE UP ON HIS HISTORY YUKYUKYUKpuuuuuke

11-11-2008, 04:24 PM	#54
Quate Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tall, Tall Mountain Gender: Posts: 75 Thanks: 31 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	Once a bear walked on to a golf course. LOLGETIT?

11-11-2008, 08:04 PM	#55
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,399 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a mockingbird.

11-12-2008, 12:33 AM	#56
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	What is Dr. Robotnik's favourite drink? Pingas Colada.

11-13-2008, 10:00 AM	#58
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Once I told a joke, and people laughed and I was so cool. But I forgot it :/