Post the stupidest joke you could imagine.

Maximum Spider · 01-19-2008, 07:39 PM

What would Jesus do?

Drugs.

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-19-2008, 08:57 PM

Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A: Piiig.

Rayman FREAK · 01-19-2008, 09:54 PM

Q: What did Batman say to Robin to make him get in the Batmobile?

A: "Get in the Batmobile."

Mushi · 01-19-2008, 09:55 PM

Everyone in my family likes peanutbutter except my Grandmother. Of course, she drives a Volkswagon.

**X-3** · 01-19-2008, 10:02 PM

What did Tom say to Fred after he stole his apple?
He said, "Give it back."

KittenTheSmitten · 01-19-2008, 10:43 PM

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Maximum Spider · 01-20-2008, 06:34 AM

You can post more than once here.

Platinum · 01-20-2008, 08:27 AM

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side...

I am nobody · 01-20-2008, 10:49 AM

What do you get if you cross a banana with another banana?

Two bananas crossed.

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-20-2008, 11:41 AM

A man walks into a bar with a dog. He orders a drink.
The bartender says, "Hey, we don't let dogs in here!"
The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog. According to the Americans With Disabilities Act, you have to allow him into your establishment."
The bartender gives him his drink, which he consumes.

Panfan · 01-20-2008, 12:49 PM

A fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you want?" And the fish says, "Water."

Luigiman7 · 01-20-2008, 01:49 PM

what did one blind man say to the other blind man?

"I cant see you."

Auron · 01-20-2008, 01:52 PM

A man walked into a bar.

Ouch.

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-20-2008, 01:58 PM

Q: If your canoe gets a flat tire while rowing up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

A: Yellow because snakes don't have any legs.

t3hDarkness · 01-20-2008, 02:25 PM

What is a forum?

A two-um plus a two-um.

Maximum Spider · 01-20-2008, 03:11 PM

What's the opposite of left?

Right.

Luigiman7 · 01-20-2008, 06:27 PM

why did the dog eat the brownie?

I dont know.

Typhlame · 01-20-2008, 06:57 PM

Your face.

Panfan · 01-20-2008, 07:14 PM

What did the idiot do with his soup?

He ate it, swallowed it, and digested it.

You know what's funny about Helen Keller?

Nothing. You're a horrible person.

I am nobody · 01-20-2008, 07:55 PM

What did the person say to the other person?

Nothing.

01-19-2008, 07:39 PM	#1
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	Post the stupidest joke you could imagine. What would Jesus do? Drugs.

01-19-2008, 09:55 PM	#4
Mushi Derp Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,982 Thanks: 179 Thanked 351 Times in 271 Posts	Sorry, inside joke. Everyone in my family likes peanutbutter except my Grandmother. Of course, she drives a Volkswagon. __________________

01-20-2008, 11:41 AM	#10
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	More witty than a swift kick in the crotch. A man walks into a bar with a dog. He orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't let dogs in here!" The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog. According to the Americans With Disabilities Act, you have to allow him into your establishment." The bartender gives him his drink, which he consumes.

01-20-2008, 01:58 PM	#14
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	They'd sooner put a hole in yer gulliver Q: If your canoe gets a flat tire while rowing up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: Yellow because snakes don't have any legs.

01-19-2008, 08:57 PM	#2
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? A: Piiig.

01-19-2008, 09:54 PM	#3
Rayman FREAK Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the curtain. Pay me no attention. Gender: Posts: 4,042 Thanks: 95 Thanked 74 Times in 36 Posts	Q: What did Batman say to Robin to make him get in the Batmobile? A: "Get in the Batmobile."

01-19-2008, 10:02 PM	#5
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	What did Tom say to Fred after he stole his apple? He said, "Give it back."

01-19-2008, 10:43 PM	#6
KittenTheSmitten Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Gender: Posts: 144 Thanks: 41 Thanked 23 Times in 13 Posts	What's brown and sticky? A stick.

01-20-2008, 06:34 AM	#7
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	You can post more than once here.

01-20-2008, 08:27 AM	#8
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01-20-2008, 10:49 AM	#9
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	What do you get if you cross a banana with another banana? Two bananas crossed.

01-20-2008, 12:49 PM	#11
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,805 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	A fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you want?" And the fish says, "Water."

01-20-2008, 01:49 PM	#12
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	what did one blind man say to the other blind man? "I cant see you."

01-20-2008, 01:52 PM	#13
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,743 Thanks: 5 Thanked 325 Times in 198 Posts	A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

01-20-2008, 02:25 PM	#15
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	What is a forum? A two-um plus a two-um.

01-20-2008, 03:11 PM	#16
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	What's the opposite of left? Right.

01-20-2008, 06:27 PM	#17
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	why did the dog eat the brownie? I dont know.

01-20-2008, 06:57 PM	#18
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	Your face.

01-20-2008, 07:14 PM	#19
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,805 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	What did the idiot do with his soup? He ate it, swallowed it, and digested it. You know what's funny about Helen Keller? Nothing. You're a horrible person.

01-20-2008, 07:55 PM	#20
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	What did the person say to the other person? Nothing.