Master Card Moment Rated PG-13

The Joker · 03-21-2008, 09:04 AM

This is more of a funny story than a joke but this was the best forum to place it in so here it goes...

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. after just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.' He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about t he affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do yo u think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

A Mastercard Wedding

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Blake · 03-21-2008, 08:00 PM

Wow...

That's some pretty crazy stuff there..

The only thing I'm wondering is he did know that picture was in the envelopes under the chairs, right?

I'm trying to figure out his reaction to the whole event. Did he just play it up all that time, or did he just learn of it right then and there?

MC Mushi Mo · 03-23-2008, 03:27 PM

^ Read the post. He knew, he was the one who put them there.

And funny, in a sort of "Good Lord that... kinda sucks" kind of way.

X-3 · 03-23-2008, 06:59 PM

I think that's just an urban legend.

But it's hilarious, nontheless.

The Joker · 03-27-2008, 11:03 AM

^ Nope true story the guy was on Jay Leno and showed the pictures from the wedding and the reaction pictures as people opened up their envelopes.

awesomeman500 · 06-01-2008, 01:55 PM

Crazy stuff.

03-21-2008, 09:04 AM	#1
The Joker I am the God of Vengeance...I am Joker the Vampire Lord Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 10,242 Thanks: 2,509 Thanked 327 Times in 224 Posts Points: 826.97 Bank: 6,165.36 Total Points: 6,992.33 Donate	Master Card Moment Rated PG-13 This is more of a funny story than a joke but this was the best forum to place it in so here it goes... You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. after just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.' He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about t he affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do yo u think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD A Mastercard Wedding 'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'

03-23-2008, 03:27 PM	#3
MC Mushi Mo Look Into My Eyes, You Blood-Thirsty Thing... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,655 Thanks: 124 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Points: 14,297.23 Bank: 72,366.26 Total Points: 86,663.49 Donate	^ Read the post. He knew, he was the one who put them there. And funny, in a sort of "Good Lord that... kinda sucks" kind of way. __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

03-21-2008, 08:00 PM	#2
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,589 Thanks: 438 Thanked 117 Times in 90 Posts Points: 512.64 Bank: 30,863.06 Total Points: 31,375.70 Donate	Wow... That's some pretty crazy stuff there.. The only thing I'm wondering is he did know that picture was in the envelopes under the chairs, right? I'm trying to figure out his reaction to the whole event. Did he just play it up all that time, or did he just learn of it right then and there?

03-23-2008, 06:59 PM	#4
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,649 Thanks: 342 Thanked 394 Times in 286 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 23,697.14 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23,697.14 Donate	I think that's just an urban legend. But it's hilarious, nontheless.

03-27-2008, 11:03 AM	#5
The Joker I am the God of Vengeance...I am Joker the Vampire Lord Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 10,242 Thanks: 2,509 Thanked 327 Times in 224 Posts Points: 826.97 Bank: 6,165.36 Total Points: 6,992.33 Donate	^ Nope true story the guy was on Jay Leno and showed the pictures from the wedding and the reaction pictures as people opened up their envelopes.

06-01-2008, 01:55 PM	#6
awesomeman500 Newbie Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Posts: 16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Points: 418.29 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 418.29 Donate	Crazy stuff.