You have two cows - Page 2

Panfan · 10-29-2008, 10:34 PM

Dragon Ball Z
You have two cows. One can survive the heat of the sun because it's that cow. The other cow is mad because it cannot fly.

Sim Kid · 10-30-2008, 07:47 PM

Dark Cloud 2

You have two cows...The Red and Blue atlamilla.

Clock Tower

You have two co-OH **** IT'S SCISSORMAN RUUUUUUN!

Clock Tower

You have two cows. One seems to wanna kill every single thing and the other is too large to humanly move so you burn him.

Silent Hill

You have two cows...actually you think oyu have two cows. One keeps switching to a really weird screwed-up-version of itself.

Siren

You have two cows but they turned into Shibito.

Hellgate London

You have two cows and want to give them food but all the stuff that drops is for horses. >.<

Roller Coaster Tycoon 3

You have two cows. You get them stuck on a path, attach balloons to them, then drive through them with a tractor. BOWLING!

Laika Come Home · 10-31-2008, 04:04 PM

Mario Kart
You have two cows in front of you on Moo Moo Meadows. OH **** DAMMIT I RAN INTO THEM AGAIN! Now twelve noobs with Mega Mushrooms and Stars drive by, leaving you in last place.

Dizzy · 11-01-2008, 10:30 AM

Arcade Fighting games
You have two cows. Chances are, they'll beat the **** out of you before you can reach the B button.

The Willful Wanderer · 11-03-2008, 01:53 AM

Marvel Vs. Capcow

You have two cows. One has just had its power boosted, and the other has had its power boosted to match the first (You can't tell which of these is which cow). Then they take turns shooting beams at each other.

Marvel Vs. Capcow 2

See previous, only sometimes they pull off combinations of rising air attack cheese that you can't believe are physically possible, nevermind sane.

Shining Force II Cows

You have two cows. Despite the fact that they grow up together while going on an epic adventure and save each others' butts numerous times in and out of battle, the first cow goes off to marry a third cow who you save at the end of the game, to whom it has only mooed once.

Seriously. WTF.

Tetris Cows

You have two cows. Now, quickly assemble them into a line. Also this cow. And this cow. And this cow and this cow and this cow and this cow and cow and cow and cow and cow and cow cow cow cow cowcowcowcowcowcowcowGAMEOVER

Katamari Two Cows

You have two cows. See how many other cows you can roll up onto the ball. Now do it again with crabs. Now do it again with people. Now do it again with cows with different music. Now do it again with crabs with different music. Now do it....

Final Fantasy VII(IICows, that is)

You have two cows. One of them wields something impossible, the other one is built impossibly. Now they save the world through FMVs. Hmmm. Yay?

Final Fantasy VIII 2Cows

You have two cows. They are inert and angsty. Good luck figuring out what you're supposed to do with them.

Star Wars Galaxies Cows

You have two cows. Now spend eighty hours grinding them up into a competent state. Wasn't that fun? Now, watch us change the rules of the game so all that work was useless and you have to do it again! But hey, at least they're Star Wars cows.

Super Mario Cows
You have two cows, but one of them has no character to speak of. They have to rescue a princess, and gain special powers from eating wierd things like mushrooms, flowers, and feathers. Hey, at least the mushrooms and flowers are normal for *cows*.

Raiden IICows
You have two cows equipped with flintlock pistols and the screen is full of enemies with AK-47s. Good luck.

Harvest Moon Two Cows, Revisited
You have two cows. You have to do everything for them that you normally would for real cows, except because they're not real, none of it stinks, and time is not realtime. So they eat up even *more* of your time than real cows. Ha ha.

Pokemon Cows
You have two cows. One is inexplicably more awesome than the other even though it looks much worse, and you're an idiot for not training it. Also, everyone else has a third, *techno*cow, that completely obliterates both of yours without trying.

Starcraft Two Cows
You have two huge nasty cows. Too bad you upgraded them instead of spawning tons. OMG CALF RUSH! *death*

Warcraft III Two Cows
You have two cows. You think they're awesome, but then you try to play online with them and the game only seems able to find people with cows that utterly rape yours. Joy.

Diablo II Cows
You have two cows. But if you don't play one of them for a month, it vanishes for no reason you can comprehend. Also, people will take their ears HUNDREDS OF TIMES because if you can play it with other people, obviously you must use it to gank other people.

City of Two Cows (Before the removal of 'Statesman')
You have two cows. They're not balanced, but we'll pretend they are. Also, we update the game based on our playtesting with our two cows under COMPLETELY DIFFERENT RULES than you use.

City of Two Cows (After the removal of 'States~~man~~cow')
Hang on, we're fixing your two cows! In the meantime, look at what we're going to make possible and play with colorful toys! Yay toys!

SimCity Two Cows-and
You have two cows. Now make your city attract more cows. Now make more places for them to work. Now make it prettier. Now give them more places to spend money. Now you can build arcologies, but wait! You have no room left, and the cows all get upset if you try and make room. Haha. Sucks to be you.

SephirothKirby · 11-03-2008, 07:27 AM

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Shining Force II Cows

You have two cows. Despite the fact that they grow up together while going on an epic adventure and save each others' butts numerous times in and out of battle, the first cow goes off to marry a third cow who you save at the end of the game, to whom it has only mooed once.

Seriously. WTF.

I just started this game two days ago.

Jesus · 11-03-2008, 08:18 AM

Diablo II. You have two cows but realize they are really from hell and gang up to kill you at Moo Moo Farm.

The Willful Wanderer · 11-03-2008, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SephirothKirby

I just started this game two days ago.

You just started Shining Force II (for Sega Genesis)?

SephirothKirby · 11-03-2008, 11:39 AM

EXCUSE ME FOR BEING OVER A DECADE BEHIND.

Robotazy · 11-03-2008, 11:45 AM

Tony Hawk Cows

You have Two Cows. You can find cheats that allow you to do everything perfectly, like Perfect Grip, and Perfect Cud Chewing

Online Gaming Cows

You have Two Cows. However, everyone else uses Steroid filled Cows and only does Milking a certain way. If they mess up the milking, they run off.

Rachet and Clank Cows

You have Two Cows. One is on fire, and the other is filled with electricity. The more you use either cow, the more experiance they get and they increase in everything, from milk production to thier speed. Also the wolves that are after your cows are very obivous and leaves VHS Tapes so you can find thier important places of interest.

Brawl Cows

You have Two Cows, but everyone demands you use one kind of cow, with no gloves on an empty purple field.

Lego Cows

You have two Cows, but to milk them, you must build a bucket, a truck and some bottles out of the random piles of blocks. You will have to smash up the dog house to get more blocks.

Superman 64 Cows

You have Two Cows, but instead of milking them, you get them to go through green rings with their very weak flight powers.

Professor Layton Cows

You have Two Cows. If you give them to Layton, he'll just wonder why these cows are there. If you give them to Luke, he's enjoy the white and black patten. Also, one of the cows has a hidden Puzzle on its tail.

I am nobody · 11-03-2008, 11:58 AM

WindWaker Cow

You have two cows that look a bit different than the others. People protest and don't buy the milk.

Cyber Nations Cow

You have two cows. You are banned for being a multi.

Cyber Nations Cow 2

You have two cows. After 300 days, they are finally at 30,000 Cow Strength. Suddenly a 62,000 CS cow attacks them and uses nukes repeatedly. They fall to 10,000 CS, and lose all their trades for no apparent reason. Soon they are both Zero-Milked.

TP Cow:

You have two cows. Suddenly they turn into wolves and eat themselves.

Civilization III Cow:

You have two cows. One of them is invisible, and it stands in the woods. Suddenly your neighbor's cow runs into your invisible cow. Due to a glitched battle system, the cow voids your alliance, mutual protection, and locked-no-war treaties and attacks your cow. Your farm is then annihilated by your neighbor, who has 63 cows, a number you didn't even think it was possible to sustain.
(I've almost had this happen a few times... Usually I can get them to sign a peace treaty before I get destroyed, though)

Super Mario Bros Cow

You had two cows. You keep trying to find them, but everytime you look somewhere, a mushroom-thing tells you "The cows are in another barn!".

The Willful Wanderer · 11-03-2008, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SephirothKirby

EXCUSE ME FOR BEING OVER A DECADE BEHIND.

IM SORRY FOR ASKING AN HONEST QUESTION. JEEZ.

**X-3** · 11-03-2008, 02:54 PM

Diablo
You had two cows. Or, atleast you thought you did. It was just a rumor. You see, there is no cow level.

Dragon Ball Z
You have two cows. You kill one, and the other kills you in revenge, after several days. Later, the cow you killed comes back fully healed.

Diablo II
You have two cows. You got them by entering the cow level, which was opened by using Wirt's Leg.

SephirothKirby · 11-03-2008, 03:36 PM

Shining Force

You have two cows. One of them is old and reliable, the other is young and shiny, but you have to feed it cards for it to do anything.

Maximum Spider · 11-03-2008, 06:48 PM

Donkey Kong Country

You have two cows. Their milk hoard was stolen by crocodiles and now they're heading out of the pasture to find it again.

Donkey Kong Country 2

You have two cows. The one that helped the other one get back their coveted milk hoard has now been kidnapped by the crocodiles who stole the hoard before. The other cow, a male one, teams up with a female cow to beat the crocodiles and rescue the other cow.

Donkey Kong Country 3

You have two cows. The two male cows who first recovered the milk hoard have now both been kidnapped by a mysterious robot. The female cow now teams up with an infant male cow to rescue the other two cows from the robot, which ends up being the creation of the crocodile leader who had previously been beaten twice.

Dizzy · 11-19-2008, 03:50 PM

Sonic Blast

You have two cows. Both are much too big for the area.

Rainbow Dash · 11-19-2008, 08:20 PM

Sonic 2006

The Mega Charizard · 11-19-2008, 08:29 PM

The Sims

You have two cows. An alien abducts one of them, and the other runs away from lack of food and money.

Downloading Screen

You have two cows. One gets corrupted. The other loads very slowly.

This Thread

You have two cows. Another member takes one, and the other gets sold on the VB Plaza.

A dogs life

You have two cows. They both stand there for 80 hours doing absoloutly nothing.

Mario 2(Or whatever the game's name is.)

You have two cows. One falls down with a log. The other gets hit 948946648 times by Birdo's eggs.

Luigiman7 · 11-20-2008, 06:29 PM

HotD cows

You have two cows. They are both very cheery and give out marshmallows. But they have secret lives as super robot pirate astronaut cowboy ninjas. From the CIA.

Shane cows

You have 2 cows. One is real. The other is a robot. The real cow makes a website and leaves the robot in charge. (:P)

11-03-2008, 01:53 AM	#25
The Willful Wanderer Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,325 Thanks: 168 Thanked 137 Times in 90 Posts	Hee. Marvel Vs. Capcow You have two cows. One has just had its power boosted, and the other has had its power boosted to match the first (You can't tell which of these is which cow). Then they take turns shooting beams at each other. Marvel Vs. Capcow 2 See previous, only sometimes they pull off combinations of rising air attack cheese that you can't believe are physically possible, nevermind sane. Shining Force II Cows You have two cows. Despite the fact that they grow up together while going on an epic adventure and save each others' butts numerous times in and out of battle, the first cow goes off to marry a third cow who you save at the end of the game, to whom it has only mooed once. Seriously. WTF. Tetris Cows You have two cows. Now, quickly assemble them into a line. Also this cow. And this cow. And this cow and this cow and this cow and this cow and cow and cow and cow and cow and cow cow cow cow cowcowcowcowcowcowcowGAMEOVER Katamari Two Cows You have two cows. See how many other cows you can roll up onto the ball. Now do it again with crabs. Now do it again with people. Now do it again with cows with different music. Now do it again with crabs with different music. Now do it.... Final Fantasy VII(IICows, that is) You have two cows. One of them wields something impossible, the other one is built impossibly. Now they save the world through FMVs. Hmmm. Yay? Final Fantasy VIII 2Cows You have two cows. They are inert and angsty. Good luck figuring out what you're supposed to do with them. Star Wars Galaxies Cows You have two cows. Now spend eighty hours grinding them up into a competent state. Wasn't that fun? Now, watch us change the rules of the game so all that work was useless and you have to do it again! But hey, at least they're Star Wars cows. Super Mario Cows You have two cows, but one of them has no character to speak of. They have to rescue a princess, and gain special powers from eating wierd things like mushrooms, flowers, and feathers. Hey, at least the mushrooms and flowers are normal for cows. Raiden IICows You have two cows equipped with flintlock pistols and the screen is full of enemies with AK-47s. Good luck. Harvest Moon Two Cows, Revisited You have two cows. You have to do everything for them that you normally would for real cows, except because they're not real, none of it stinks, and time is not realtime. So they eat up even more of your time than real cows. Ha ha. Pokemon Cows You have two cows. One is inexplicably more awesome than the other even though it looks much worse, and you're an idiot for not training it. Also, everyone else has a third, technocow, that completely obliterates both of yours without trying. Starcraft Two Cows You have two huge nasty cows. Too bad you upgraded them instead of spawning tons. OMG CALF RUSH! death Warcraft III Two Cows You have two cows. You think they're awesome, but then you try to play online with them and the game only seems able to find people with cows that utterly rape yours. Joy. Diablo II Cows You have two cows. But if you don't play one of them for a month, it vanishes for no reason you can comprehend. Also, people will take their ears HUNDREDS OF TIMES because if you can play it with other people, obviously you must use it to gank other people. City of Two Cows (Before the removal of 'Statesman') You have two cows. They're not balanced, but we'll pretend they are. Also, we update the game based on our playtesting with our two cows under COMPLETELY DIFFERENT RULES than you use. City of Two Cows (After the removal of 'States~~man~~cow') Hang on, we're fixing your two cows! In the meantime, look at what we're going to make possible and play with colorful toys! Yay toys! SimCity Two Cows-and You have two cows. Now make your city attract more cows. Now make more places for them to work. Now make it prettier. Now give them more places to spend money. Now you can build arcologies, but wait! You have no room left, and the cows all get upset if you try and make room. Haha. Sucks to be you.

11-20-2008, 06:29 PM	#39
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	HotD cows You have two cows. They are both very cheery and give out marshmallows. But they have secret lives as super robot pirate astronaut cowboy ninjas. From the CIA. Shane cows You have 2 cows. One is real. The other is a robot. The real cow makes a website and leaves the robot in charge. (:P) __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

10-29-2008, 10:34 PM	#21
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,805 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	Dragon Ball Z You have two cows. One can survive the heat of the sun because it's that cow. The other cow is mad because it cannot fly.

10-30-2008, 07:47 PM	#22
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	Dark Cloud 2 You have two cows...The Red and Blue atlamilla. Clock Tower You have two co-OH ** IT'S SCISSORMAN RUUUUUUN! Clock Tower You have two cows. One seems to wanna kill every single thing and the other is too large to humanly move so you burn him. Silent Hill You have two cows...actually you think oyu have two cows. One keeps switching to a really weird screwed-up-version of itself. Siren You have two cows but they turned into Shibito. Hellgate London You have two cows and want to give them food but all the stuff that drops is for horses. >.< Roller Coaster Tycoon 3** You have two cows. You get them stuck on a path, attach balloons to them, then drive through them with a tractor. BOWLING!

10-31-2008, 04:04 PM	#23
Laika Come Home Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender: Posts: 615 Thanks: 214 Thanked 77 Times in 45 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Mario Kart You have two cows in front of you on Moo Moo Meadows. OH **** DAMMIT I RAN INTO THEM AGAIN! Now twelve noobs with Mega Mushrooms and Stars drive by, leaving you in last place.

11-01-2008, 10:30 AM	#24
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Arcade Fighting games You have two cows. Chances are, they'll beat the **** out of you before you can reach the B button.

11-03-2008, 08:18 AM	#27
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Diablo II. You have two cows but realize they are really from hell and gang up to kill you at Moo Moo Farm.

11-03-2008, 11:39 AM	#29
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,213 Thanks: 373 Thanked 760 Times in 447 Posts	EXCUSE ME FOR BEING OVER A DECADE BEHIND.

11-03-2008, 11:45 AM	#30
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Tony Hawk Cows You have Two Cows. You can find cheats that allow you to do everything perfectly, like Perfect Grip, and Perfect Cud Chewing Online Gaming Cows You have Two Cows. However, everyone else uses Steroid filled Cows and only does Milking a certain way. If they mess up the milking, they run off. Rachet and Clank Cows You have Two Cows. One is on fire, and the other is filled with electricity. The more you use either cow, the more experiance they get and they increase in everything, from milk production to thier speed. Also the wolves that are after your cows are very obivous and leaves VHS Tapes so you can find thier important places of interest. Brawl Cows You have Two Cows, but everyone demands you use one kind of cow, with no gloves on an empty purple field. Lego Cows You have two Cows, but to milk them, you must build a bucket, a truck and some bottles out of the random piles of blocks. You will have to smash up the dog house to get more blocks. Superman 64 Cows You have Two Cows, but instead of milking them, you get them to go through green rings with their very weak flight powers. Professor Layton Cows You have Two Cows. If you give them to Layton, he'll just wonder why these cows are there. If you give them to Luke, he's enjoy the white and black patten. Also, one of the cows has a hidden Puzzle on its tail.

11-03-2008, 11:58 AM	#31
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	WindWaker Cow You have two cows that look a bit different than the others. People protest and don't buy the milk. Cyber Nations Cow You have two cows. You are banned for being a multi. Cyber Nations Cow 2 You have two cows. After 300 days, they are finally at 30,000 Cow Strength. Suddenly a 62,000 CS cow attacks them and uses nukes repeatedly. They fall to 10,000 CS, and lose all their trades for no apparent reason. Soon they are both Zero-Milked. TP Cow: You have two cows. Suddenly they turn into wolves and eat themselves. Civilization III Cow: You have two cows. One of them is invisible, and it stands in the woods. Suddenly your neighbor's cow runs into your invisible cow. Due to a glitched battle system, the cow voids your alliance, mutual protection, and locked-no-war treaties and attacks your cow. Your farm is then annihilated by your neighbor, who has 63 cows, a number you didn't even think it was possible to sustain. (I've almost had this happen a few times... Usually I can get them to sign a peace treaty before I get destroyed, though) Super Mario Bros Cow You had two cows. You keep trying to find them, but everytime you look somewhere, a mushroom-thing tells you "The cows are in another barn!".

11-03-2008, 02:54 PM	#33
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Diablo You had two cows. Or, atleast you thought you did. It was just a rumor. You see, there is no cow level. Dragon Ball Z You have two cows. You kill one, and the other kills you in revenge, after several days. Later, the cow you killed comes back fully healed. Diablo II You have two cows. You got them by entering the cow level, which was opened by using Wirt's Leg.

11-03-2008, 03:36 PM	#34
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,213 Thanks: 373 Thanked 760 Times in 447 Posts	Shining Force You have two cows. One of them is old and reliable, the other is young and shiny, but you have to feed it cards for it to do anything.

11-19-2008, 08:20 PM	#37
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,399 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Sonic 2006

11-03-2008, 06:48 PM	#35
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	Donkey Kong Country You have two cows. Their milk hoard was stolen by crocodiles and now they're heading out of the pasture to find it again. Donkey Kong Country 2 You have two cows. The one that helped the other one get back their coveted milk hoard has now been kidnapped by the crocodiles who stole the hoard before. The other cow, a male one, teams up with a female cow to beat the crocodiles and rescue the other cow. Donkey Kong Country 3 You have two cows. The two male cows who first recovered the milk hoard have now both been kidnapped by a mysterious robot. The female cow now teams up with an infant male cow to rescue the other two cows from the robot, which ends up being the creation of the crocodile leader who had previously been beaten twice.

11-19-2008, 03:50 PM	#36
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Sonic Blast You have two cows. Both are much too big for the area.

11-19-2008, 08:29 PM	#38
The Mega Charizard Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Stuck in the Doberman Convention....again. Gender: Posts: 983 Thanks: 198 Thanked 37 Times in 31 Posts	*The Sims* You have two cows. An alien abducts one of them, and the other runs away from lack of food and money. *Downloading Screen* You have two cows. One gets corrupted. The other loads very slowly. *This Thread* You have two cows. Another member takes one, and the other gets sold on the VB Plaza. *A dogs life* You have two cows. They both stand there for 80 hours doing absoloutly nothing. Mario 2(Or whatever the game's name is.) You have two cows. One falls down with a log. The other gets hit 948946648 times by Birdo's eggs.