I'm Sure You've All Heard This One...

The Spark · 07-01-2009, 02:44 AM

but just in case you haven't (I love it), here we go:
A bear and a rabbit are walking through a forest when they encounter a golden frog, which then tells them that they each have three wishes.
Bear: I wish every other bear in this forest was female.
Wish granted.
Rabbit: I wish I had a helmet.
Wish granted.
Bear: I wish every other bear in this entire country was female.
Wish granted.
Rabbit: I wish I had a motorcycle.
Wish granted.
Bear: I wish every other bear in the entire world was female.
Last wish for Bear granted.
Golden Frog: Rabbit, what is your final wish?
The rabbit ponders this for a moment and quickly mutters....
Rabbit: I wish the bear was gay.
Rabbit then zooms off on his motorcycle.

Poor bear...

Am I right?

Dizzy · 07-01-2009, 08:25 AM

I don't get it. Why would the rabbit screw up the bear's wish?

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-01-2009, 11:21 AM

^Because he could get away on his motorcycle.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Cosmonautical*** · 07-01-2009, 12:48 PM

Why would the bear say the country and then the world, backwards like that? I mean, that would be one huge waste of two wishes.

The Spark · 07-01-2009, 02:00 PM

'Cause bears are stupid

t3hDarkness · 07-01-2009, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knifesaurus Rex

Why would the bear say the country and then the world, backwards like that? I mean, that would be one huge waste of two wishes.

The bear is a metaphor for narrow minded people.

I am nobody · 07-01-2009, 02:18 PM

Seeing as statistics say every other bear in the world should already be female, the bear's wishes really didn't change anything. Same goes for the rabbit's wish, since 1 in 2 bears are also male. :/

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-01-2009, 04:16 PM

So... all of the bears go extinct in the next generation?

Vgfian · 07-01-2009, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkZero

I don't get it. Why would the rabbit screw up the bear's wish?

Rabbits are known prey for bears. If the rabbit screws up the bears wish, then he can get revenge for any of his dead family/friends, by causing all bears to go extinct.

It's quite funny, and no I hadn't heard it before.

07-01-2009, 02:44 AM	#1
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	I'm Sure You've All Heard This One... but just in case you haven't (I love it), here we go: A bear and a rabbit are walking through a forest when they encounter a golden frog, which then tells them that they each have three wishes. Bear: I wish every other bear in this forest was female. Wish granted. Rabbit: I wish I had a helmet. Wish granted. Bear: I wish every other bear in this entire country was female. Wish granted. Rabbit: I wish I had a motorcycle. Wish granted. Bear: I wish every other bear in the entire world was female. Last wish for Bear granted. Golden Frog: Rabbit, what is your final wish? The rabbit ponders this for a moment and quickly mutters.... Rabbit: I wish the bear was gay. Rabbit then zooms off on his motorcycle. Poor bear... Am I right?

07-01-2009, 08:25 AM	#2
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	I don't get it. Why would the rabbit screw up the bear's wish?

07-01-2009, 11:21 AM	#3
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^Because he could get away on his motorcycle. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

07-01-2009, 12:48 PM	#4
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Why would the bear say the country and then the world, backwards like that? I mean, that would be one huge waste of two wishes.

07-01-2009, 02:00 PM	#5
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	'Cause bears are stupid

07-01-2009, 02:18 PM	#7
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	Seeing as statistics say every other bear in the world should already be female, the bear's wishes really didn't change anything. Same goes for the rabbit's wish, since 1 in 2 bears are also male. :/

07-01-2009, 04:16 PM	#8
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	So... all of the bears go extinct in the next generation?