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Old 01-07-2006, 05:22 PM   #1
 
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The third guy ducks.

I'M MUY BUENO OR HOWEVER THE HELL YOU SAY IT IN SPANISH.
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and I punched him
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And then a Pyromaniac walks in and ignites all the liquor.
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A grasshooper walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender looks at him and says "You know, we have a drink named after you." To which the grasshopper looks at him quizzically and says "You have a drink named Steve?"
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ALL BEHOLD THE INTENSE CRAPFULNESS!
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I like ducks.
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I like ducks.
IS THAT SO?
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