I'll bite.

***Marilink*** · 01-07-2006, 04:41 PM

A (Pole, Blonde, Redneck, whatever the hell you want) wants to enroll for college. So he goes to a community college and (somehow) makes it in. He looks at his schedule and sees he has a Logic class. He has no clue what that is.

So he goes to the proffessor and says "I honestly don't know what it is, can you tell me?"
The proffessor says "In stead of telling you, how about I show you. Do you have a Weedwacker?"
"Well, yeah."
"Through Logic, I can conclude that you have a yard."
"Wow, yeah, I do have a yard. That's pretty cool."
"Since you have a yard, I can logically conclude that you have a house."
"Hey! Wow, that's really neat, I do have a house!"
"And since you have a House, I can Logicall conclude you have a Wife."
"Wow, yeah, I do."
"And since you have a Wife, I can logically conclude that you are a heterosexual."
"Hey, that's amazing! You found that all out because I had a weedwacker? That is so cool, I can't wait!"

So the person goes home and is talking to his friend, and his friend doesn't know what Logic is either. So he says

"Hey, do you have a Weedwacker?"

His, friend, puzzled, says "...No..."

"Well, then you're gay!"

Shane Sacobie · 01-07-2006, 05:14 PM

Too obvious, but stupid people make me laugh. So I laughed.

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-07-2006, 05:57 PM

Funny, but it kind of breaks down here:

Quote:

"And since you have a House, I can Logicall conclude you have a Wife."

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Damon King · 01-07-2006, 06:06 PM

Pretty funny.

***Marilink*** · 01-07-2006, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
Funny, but it kind of breaks down here: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> "And since you have a House, I can Logicall conclude you have a Wife."

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!" </font>[/quote]I know, that's the only flaw of the joke

Unless you were talking about the spelling error. If so that's my fault.

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 01-15-2006, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zeldaridleyizardachu:
Unless you were talking about the spelling error. If so that's my fault.

There's more than one.

01-07-2006, 04:41 PM	#1
*Marilink* Gotta catch 'em all! Supermod! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 29,118 Thanks: 2,535 Thanked 1,822 Times in 1,007 Posts	A (Pole, Blonde, Redneck, whatever the hell you want) wants to enroll for college. So he goes to a community college and (somehow) makes it in. He looks at his schedule and sees he has a Logic class. He has no clue what that is. So he goes to the proffessor and says "I honestly don't know what it is, can you tell me?" The proffessor says "In stead of telling you, how about I show you. Do you have a Weedwacker?" "Well, yeah." "Through Logic, I can conclude that you have a yard." "Wow, yeah, I do have a yard. That's pretty cool." "Since you have a yard, I can logically conclude that you have a house." "Hey! Wow, that's really neat, I do have a house!" "And since you have a House, I can Logicall conclude you have a Wife." "Wow, yeah, I do." "And since you have a Wife, I can logically conclude that you are a heterosexual." "Hey, that's amazing! You found that all out because I had a weedwacker? That is so cool, I can't wait!" So the person goes home and is talking to his friend, and his friend doesn't know what Logic is either. So he says "Hey, do you have a Weedwacker?" His, friend, puzzled, says "...No..." "Well, then you're gay!"

01-07-2006, 05:14 PM	#2
Shane Sacobie Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Too obvious, but stupid people make me laugh. So I laughed.

01-07-2006, 06:06 PM	#4
Damon King Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: US Posts: 865 Thanks: 2 Thanked 6 Times in 3 Posts	Pretty funny.