I got riddles

Shane Sacobie · 01-10-2006, 02:28 AM

Two men enter a bar. They both order identical drinks. One lives; the other dies. Why?

***Cosmonautical*** · 01-10-2006, 04:05 AM

The drink was very large and strong, and one of the men was too small, and got alcohol poisoning.

The man that died was allergic.

The man that died was physically ill.

The live man stabbed/shot/bludgeoned/choked the man that died.

It was his time to go.

Something heavy fell on him through the roof.

Since immediacy is not implied, they both lived on for a very long time until death inevitably claimed one.

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-10-2006, 12:20 PM

The drinks contained iocane powder, and one of the men had spent the last few years building up an immunity to it.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Rainbow Dash · 01-10-2006, 04:24 PM

Poison in the ice cubes, one drank slowly, the other chugged it.

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-10-2006, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by From The Ashes, He Rose:
Since immediacy is not implied, they both lived on for a very long time until death inevitably claimed one.

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
The drinks contained iocane powder, and one of the men had spent the last few years building up an immunity to it.

Brilliant.

I think that combining riddles and jokes in one forum is going to produce more smart-ass answers like this. *thumbs up*

**NintendoNut** · 01-10-2006, 05:12 PM

One guy smashed the other guy with his glass. Assuming he had a glass.

omgconspiracy

Vapor · 01-10-2006, 05:36 PM

Before the drinks came to the table, one of the men went to the bathroom. While he was in the bathroom, there was a terrorist attack or something similar to it on the bar, and the people in the bathrooms were spared the wrath.

Shane Sacobie · 01-10-2006, 05:50 PM

CK is a cheater and got it right.

Betty died in the Appalachians, and Chuck died at sea. Why was everyone happier Chuck died?

Rainbow Dash · 01-10-2006, 06:04 PM

Because it appeased the sea monsters.

Partha1 · 01-10-2006, 09:36 PM

Chuck was ugly

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-11-2006, 12:29 AM

It was easier to bury him.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Vapor · 01-11-2006, 03:49 AM

Chuck was an incredibly dangerous criminal.

Rainbow Dash · 01-11-2006, 08:39 AM

Chuck was a pirate.

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-11-2006, 11:47 AM

Oh! Chuck was contagious!

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Codiekitty · 01-11-2006, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LEAVE MY ELEVATOR ALONE:
CK is a cheater and got it right.

What?

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Vapor · 01-11-2006, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CodieKitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by LEAVE MY ELEVATOR ALONE:
CK is a cheater and got it right.

What?

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there! </font>[/quote]I think he means Chunky Kong.

Rainbow Dash · 01-11-2006, 04:13 PM

It's easier to call me Chunky.

Shane Sacobie · 01-11-2006, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Brilliant.

I think that combining riddles and jokes in one forum is going to produce more smart-ass answers like this. *thumbs up*

They were both good-ish answers.

CK. Chunky Kong is here.

Nobody's close yet.

Shane Sacobie · 01-14-2006, 09:51 PM

Hint: neither Betty nor Chuck are people.

Wyborn · 01-14-2006, 10:59 PM

Betty and Chuck are hurricanes.

01-10-2006, 02:28 AM	#1
Shane Sacobie Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Two men enter a bar. They both order identical drinks. One lives; the other dies. Why?

01-10-2006, 04:05 AM	#2
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	The drink was very large and strong, and one of the men was too small, and got alcohol poisoning. The man that died was allergic. The man that died was physically ill. The live man stabbed/shot/bludgeoned/choked the man that died. It was his time to go. Something heavy fell on him through the roof. Since immediacy is not implied, they both lived on for a very long time until death inevitably claimed one.

01-10-2006, 12:20 PM	#3
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	The drinks contained iocane powder, and one of the men had spent the last few years building up an immunity to it. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

01-10-2006, 04:24 PM	#4
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,398 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Poison in the ice cubes, one drank slowly, the other chugged it.

01-10-2006, 05:12 PM	#6
NintendoNut PC Games and Tech Mod Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hold on, I know this..... Gender: Posts: 8,655 Thanks: 108 Thanked 85 Times in 56 Posts	One guy smashed the other guy with his glass. Assuming he had a glass. omgconspiracy

01-10-2006, 05:36 PM	#7
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts	Before the drinks came to the table, one of the men went to the bathroom. While he was in the bathroom, there was a terrorist attack or something similar to it on the bar, and the people in the bathrooms were spared the wrath.

01-10-2006, 05:50 PM	#8
Shane Sacobie Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	CK is a cheater and got it right. Betty died in the Appalachians, and Chuck died at sea. Why was everyone happier Chuck died?

01-10-2006, 06:04 PM	#9
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,398 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Because it appeased the sea monsters.

01-10-2006, 09:36 PM	#10
Partha1 Newbie Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Waldorf MD Posts: 14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Chuck was ugly

01-11-2006, 12:29 AM	#11
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	It was easier to bury him. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

01-11-2006, 03:49 AM	#12
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts	Chuck was an incredibly dangerous criminal.

01-11-2006, 08:39 AM	#13
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,398 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Chuck was a pirate.

01-11-2006, 11:47 AM	#14
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Oh! Chuck was contagious! And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

01-11-2006, 04:13 PM	#17
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,398 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	It's easier to call me Chunky.

01-14-2006, 09:51 PM	#19
Shane Sacobie Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hint: neither Betty nor Chuck are people.

01-14-2006, 10:59 PM	#20
Wyborn Zelda Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: All over the place Gender: Posts: 12,388 Thanks: 87 Thanked 469 Times in 281 Posts	Betty and Chuck are hurricanes.