There were two girls

Kain Highwind · 01-10-2006, 05:54 PM

They were walking home from the bar from a ladies night out.

Anyway, they needed to pee from drinking all the booze. They stop to a graveyard, drunk as skunks.

One was wearing underwear so she did her busniess, and used her underwear as toliet paper.

One was wearing a thong, so she did her busniess, but instead of wiping herself with her underwear, she used some flowers from a nearby grave.

They both left, the one forgot her underwear.

In the morning, They were having hangovers. The husbands were talking.

"This is serious! I think we should limit the girls night out! My wife came home without panties!"

The other husband said "Huh! That's nothing! My wife came home with a card stuck on her ass saying 'We will miss you- Love the Fire Department!'"

**L007 is Undecided** · 01-11-2006, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tickle Bug:
There were two girls

HAWT.

Kain Highwind · 01-15-2006, 12:13 PM

Bite me, fox boy. >=(

**NintendoNut** · 01-18-2006, 05:13 PM

I don't get it

Vapor · 01-19-2006, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tickle Bug:
Bite me, fox boy. >=(

Fox bites can hurt, ya know.

Kain Highwind · 01-26-2006, 07:44 AM

*Kicks vapor's ass* My new joke. Funny, hahaha.

Vapor · 01-26-2006, 04:28 PM

(Deletes sig)(Throws pillows at Tikal)

01-10-2006, 05:54 PM	#1
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 4,246.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 51,386.00 Donate	They were walking home from the bar from a ladies night out. Anyway, they needed to pee from drinking all the booze. They stop to a graveyard, drunk as skunks. One was wearing underwear so she did her busniess, and used her underwear as toliet paper. One was wearing a thong, so she did her busniess, but instead of wiping herself with her underwear, she used some flowers from a nearby grave. They both left, the one forgot her underwear. In the morning, They were having hangovers. The husbands were talking. "This is serious! I think we should limit the girls night out! My wife came home without panties!" The other husband said "Huh! That's nothing! My wife came home with a card stuck on her ass saying 'We will miss you- Love the Fire Department!'"

01-15-2006, 12:13 PM	#3
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 4,246.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 51,386.00 Donate	Bite me, fox boy. >=(

01-18-2006, 05:13 PM	#4
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01-26-2006, 07:44 AM	#6
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 4,246.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 51,386.00 Donate	Kicks vapor's ass My new joke. Funny, hahaha.

01-26-2006, 04:28 PM	#7
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