a wild METAL MAN has appeared - VGF

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 04-24-2006, 06:33 PM

what will you do?

>Kill it
>Cast a spell/curse
>pick huckleberries
>clip your toenails

The Joker · 04-24-2006, 06:42 PM

>cast a spell/curse

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 04-24-2006, 07:12 PM

Well, what kind? [be creative!!!]

The Joker · 04-24-2006, 07:35 PM

Hmm...I cast Super Duper Pamper Poopie Special 7

the Wild Metal Man is given violent diarrhea the kind that makes your butt hole burn a whole hour after using the restroom.

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 04-24-2006, 08:17 PM

lol

Wild Metal Man Status: Afflicted with violent diarrhea

Curly Brace · 04-24-2006, 09:02 PM

lol huckleberries

**Dylan** · 04-24-2006, 11:17 PM

Give it a special delivery OF PAIN.

~Dylan

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 04-24-2006, 11:46 PM

Other... *throws PokeBall at wild Metal Man and snags him first attempt* WOOOOT I'm keeping him!!! He's ca-ute!!!

Metal Man · 04-25-2006, 01:46 AM

So ya really want to fight me, huh? Very well then.

* The real Metal Man appears and breaks Kunx's teeth by punching him in the mouth with his fists of steel, then rips out his right leg and decapitates him with it and sets the corpse on fire. Then he sticks TNT into Kunx's skull and hurls it at Joker, causing him to explode. OMG CALLED HITS AND CHEAPNESS *

Though, really, it'd be nice if you guys fought me in the Gunjin. Out here it's all cheap shots and called hits.

Curly Brace · 04-25-2006, 06:36 AM

*Grabs Metal Man and repeatingly knees him in the crotch* SAY "UNCLE"!

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 04-25-2006, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

So ya really want to fight me, huh? Very well then.

* The real Metal Man appears and breaks Kunx's teeth by punching him in the mouth with his fists of steel, then rips out his right leg and decapitates him with it and sets the corpse on fire. Then he sticks TNT into Kunx's skull and hurls it at Joker, causing him to explode. OMG CALLED HITS AND CHEAPNESS *

Though, really, it'd be nice if you guys fought me in the Gunjin. Out here it's all cheap shots and called hits.

If we tried to fight you we'd win because you would have to forfeit what with running to the men's room every minute.

Metal Man · 04-25-2006, 05:33 PM

*Stares at Steve's broken knee* You know, I do wear armor for a reason. Why would I leave that unarmored?

Anyway, Mr. Kunx, I mean a fair fight, or at least fairer, involving the battlefield. However you intentionally won't understand that, being silly as you are. A shame, really; it is my custom to actually fight or argue in some way rather than ignore what the other person says and try to make them look bad.

And no, I'm not taking your joke seriously; rather I'm thinking that if you feel so disinclined to me, I demand satisfaction! *Smacks Kunx with a dueling glove*

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 04-25-2006, 05:34 PM

Um, what? I don't fight in the Battlefield because I don't like RPing, and this topic wasn't made to insult you. It IS a Metal Man RPG.

Metal Man · 04-25-2006, 06:09 PM

*Rolls eyes*

Also, in your logic:

Wild METAL MAN uses Confusion on Viceroy Nute Gunray!

***Ynot Shane*** · 04-25-2006, 07:33 PM

^ Like that's not way too late...

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 04-25-2006, 08:05 PM

Uh, i'm not the one battling!!

Metal Man · 04-27-2006, 01:23 AM

Yes... but I insist. you must melt for no reason.

*Makes creepy hand gestures* Your head will now.... explode, Vice Roy of Nuking Gun Rays.

*15 minutes go by; the wind howls; a dog dies of old age; nothing happens.*

Valentine · 04-27-2006, 04:15 AM

Worst pokemon battle ever

04-24-2006, 06:33 PM	#1
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,823 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 85,431.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 124,131.13 Donate	a wild METAL MAN has appeared what will you do? >Kill it >Cast a spell/curse >pick huckleberries >clip your toenails

04-24-2006, 06:42 PM	#2
The Joker You see, my father was a drunk and fiend..... Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 9,954 Thanks: 1,101 Thanked 251 Times in 183 Posts Points: 675.12 Bank: 9,875.11 Total Points: 10,550.24 Donate	>cast a spell/curse __________________ Now every post can have headbangy goodness

04-24-2006, 07:35 PM	#4
The Joker You see, my father was a drunk and fiend..... Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 9,954 Thanks: 1,101 Thanked 251 Times in 183 Posts Points: 675.12 Bank: 9,875.11 Total Points: 10,550.24 Donate	Hmm...I cast Super Duper Pamper Poopie Special 7 the Wild Metal Man is given violent diarrhea the kind that makes your butt hole burn a whole hour after using the restroom. __________________ Now every post can have headbangy goodness

04-24-2006, 09:02 PM	#6
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,815.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,067.88 Donate	lol huckleberries __________________ WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

04-25-2006, 06:36 AM	#10
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,815.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,067.88 Donate	Grabs Metal Man and repeatingly knees him in the crotch SAY "UNCLE"! __________________ WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

04-24-2006, 07:12 PM	#3
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,823 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 85,431.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 124,131.13 Donate	Well, what kind? [be creative!!!]

04-24-2006, 08:17 PM	#5
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,823 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 85,431.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 124,131.13 Donate	lol Wild Metal Man Status: Afflicted with violent diarrhea

04-24-2006, 11:17 PM	#7
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04-24-2006, 11:46 PM	#8
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04-25-2006, 01:46 AM	#9
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,701 Thanks: 74 Thanked 189 Times in 129 Posts Points: 7,958.89 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,958.89 Donate	So ya really want to fight me, huh? Very well then. * The real Metal Man appears and breaks Kunx's teeth by punching him in the mouth with his fists of steel, then rips out his right leg and decapitates him with it and sets the corpse on fire. Then he sticks TNT into Kunx's skull and hurls it at Joker, causing him to explode. OMG CALLED HITS AND CHEAPNESS * Though, really, it'd be nice if you guys fought me in the Gunjin. Out here it's all cheap shots and called hits.

04-25-2006, 05:33 PM	#12
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,701 Thanks: 74 Thanked 189 Times in 129 Posts Points: 7,958.89 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,958.89 Donate	Stares at Steve's broken knee You know, I do wear armor for a reason. Why would I leave that unarmored? Anyway, Mr. Kunx, I mean a fair fight, or at least fairer, involving the battlefield. However you intentionally won't understand that, being silly as you are. A shame, really; it is my custom to actually fight or argue in some way rather than ignore what the other person says and try to make them look bad. And no, I'm not taking your joke seriously; rather I'm thinking that if you feel so disinclined to me, I demand satisfaction! Smacks Kunx with a dueling glove

04-25-2006, 05:34 PM	#13
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,823 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 85,431.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 124,131.13 Donate	Um, what? I don't fight in the Battlefield because I don't like RPing, and this topic wasn't made to insult you. It IS a Metal Man RPG.

04-25-2006, 06:09 PM	#14
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,701 Thanks: 74 Thanked 189 Times in 129 Posts Points: 7,958.89 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,958.89 Donate	Rolls eyes Also, in your logic: Wild METAL MAN uses Confusion on Viceroy Nute Gunray!

04-25-2006, 07:33 PM	#15
*Ynot Shane* Not Ready to Make Nice Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Flaflooga Gender: Posts: 131,454 Thanks: 38 Thanked 407 Times in 210 Posts Points: 199,741.07 Bank: 12,861,317.37 Total Points: 13,061,058.44 Donate	^ Like that's not way too late... __________________ A bird in the hand will just keep pecking and pecking and pecking and pecking... until your hand starts to bleed.

04-25-2006, 08:05 PM	#16
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,823 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 85,431.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 124,131.13 Donate	Uh, i'm not the one battling!!

04-27-2006, 01:23 AM	#17
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,701 Thanks: 74 Thanked 189 Times in 129 Posts Points: 7,958.89 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,958.89 Donate	Yes... but I insist. you must melt for no reason. Makes creepy hand gestures Your head will now.... explode, Vice Roy of Nuking Gun Rays. 15 minutes go by; the wind howls; a dog dies of old age; nothing happens.

04-27-2006, 04:15 AM	#18
Valentine Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rural NZ. There are lots of sheep here. Gender: Posts: 6,933 Thanks: 22 Thanked 60 Times in 43 Posts Points: 14,038.45 Bank: 69,121.41 Total Points: 83,159.87 Donate	Worst pokemon battle ever