Create your own politically correct Yu-Gi-Oh card

08-13-2003, 01:56 PM

George W. Bush

Level:4

Earth
Warrior

ATK:2100
DEF:1800
Effect : This monster needs half of your Life points to attack, if it attacks, all of your magic and trap cards in your deck are sent to the graveyard pile and you'll have to discard all of your cards in your hand and draw 1 new card.

08-13-2003, 01:59 PM

Saddam Hussein
Dark/Zombie
Level 6
2000 / 0

When this card is sent to your graveyard, your opponent spends 5 turns looking for you.

08-13-2003, 02:51 PM

PC Yugioh cards? Okay:

African-American
Lvl 1
3000/3000
EARTH-God/Effect
EF: Can only be defeated by another African-American. Any other cards attacking this one will be shredded by the NAACP and called racist by Alan Keyes.

American Citizen
Lvl 9
100/100
DARK-Fiend/Effect
EF: Is never allowed to win or be right against foreign cards. Even if it somehow does win or is right, all other cards will ignore that.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-13-2003, 02:55 PM

Republican
Level 8

Earth/Fighter
200/200

For every acre of land that you exploit, add 100 to Attack and Defense.

- Penguin Man says, "Whatever it is, I didn't do it!"

08-13-2003, 04:44 PM

Straight Christian White Male
DARK
Fiend
1000/1000
Only happy when minorities suffer. The world can only be at peace when this monster is miserable.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-13-2003, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
Straight Christian White Male
DARK
Fiend
1000/1000
Only happy when minorities suffer. The world can only be at peace when this monster is miserable.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Ha Ha. I think you can be banned for that.
Wait,I shouldn't take that so hard,because I'm half Arabic. But you couldn't guess by looking at me.

Woman's Activist
Warrior
10/10(not insulting women with that)
This card can't be attacked by a male card. If this happens,the card will be hated by women everywhere and immediatly eaten. This card can attack any card in the game and destroy the instantly if they're a male.

Well,it's true,some women act like men are huge sexists and treat them like dirt.

08-13-2003, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
Straight Christian White Male
DARK
Fiend
1000/1000
Only happy when minorities suffer. The world can only be at peace when this monster is miserable.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Not funny, Capt.

08-13-2003, 10:38 PM

^It's called satire.
I am a straight Christian white male.
Cagareha.

Yamcha has the right idea.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-13-2003, 10:41 PM

^^ What ^ said. See my 'card' for another example.

- Penguin Man says, "Whatever it is, I didn't do it!"

08-14-2003, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MARIO IS COOOOOOOOL:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
Straight Christian White Male
DARK
Fiend
1000/1000
Only happy when minorities suffer. The world can only be at peace when this monster is miserable.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Not funny, Capt.[/quote]Actually I couldn't help but chuckle at that, even being a WASP myself. A lot of this is stereotyping from the worst sides of people... so don't take it too seriously. ^^

White-African-American (pronounced: wig - err)

Level:8

Ice (Mad Ice, yo.)

300/300

EF: Uses a disguise to look both white and african american at the same time. This monster will likely kill brain cells, and may damage lungs. Uses weapons in times of danger.

[ August 14, 2003, 04:04 AM: Message edited by: Quix ]

08-14-2003, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
Straight Christian White Male
DARK
Fiend
1000/1000
Only happy when minorities suffer. The world can only be at peace when this monster is miserable.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

hey you piece of [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] , I happen to be christian, white, and male!...never mind. I shouldn't let this get the best of me..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[img]graemlins/shoot.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cow.gif[/img]

[ August 14, 2003, 09:23 AM: Message edited by: Tiger Man.EXE ]

08-14-2003, 11:10 AM

^ So is he. It's called satire. He's making fun of other people's conception of us. (I am one, too.)

- Penguin Man says, "I see you're wearing pants today."

08-14-2003, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tiger Man.EXE:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
Straight Christian White Male
DARK
Fiend
1000/1000
Only happy when minorities suffer. The world can only be at peace when this monster is miserable.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

hey you piece of [img]graemlins/cussing.gif[/img] , I happen to be christian, white, and male!...never mind. I shouldn't let this get the best of me..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[img]graemlins/shoot.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cow.gif[/img] [/quote]You didn't say you were straight or not. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

08-14-2003, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenguinMan's With Busey:
^ So is he. It's called satire. He's making fun of other people's conception of us. (I am one, too.)

- Penguin Man says, "I see you're wearing pants today."

Here's the irony, though, man. He posted that after I'd already explained it.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-15-2003, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shadow jr. is with stupid.:
You didn't say you were straight or not. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [/QB]

Very funny.

08-16-2003, 11:56 PM

Eheheheh.
Field magic card:France
No monsters on the field may attack whilst this card is face up.If any card played has 'frog' 'snail' or 'American child' in its name while this is on the field,that card will be devoured in an instant.

08-17-2003, 10:57 AM

[img]graemlins/rotfl.gif[/img]

- Penguin Man says, "It's-a me!"

08-17-2003, 12:30 PM

****asian
attack/def: 1/1
level:***************************************** (in his own mind)

This guy is useless becuase all he does is think he is japanese and spends his entire day playing DDR, eating twinkies, wearing "pimpin clothes", cracking games illegally, or acting asian/black in front of their friends.

08-18-2003, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fred in pimpin cuban hat:
****asian
attack/def: 1/1
level:***************************************** (in his own mind)

This guy is useless becuase all he does is think he is japanese and spends his entire day playing DDR, eating twinkies, wearing "pimpin clothes", cracking games illegally, or acting asian/black in front of their friends.

Eheheheh,In Yu-Gi-Oh,the higher the level,the worse.

08-18-2003, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
^It's called satire.
I am a straight Christian white male.

Ahhhhhhhh....okay. Yeah, whatever.

08-13-2003, 01:56 PM	#1
Banned from VGF Guest Posts: n/a	George W. Bush Level:4 Earth Warrior ATK:2100 DEF:1800 Effect : This monster needs half of your Life points to attack, if it attacks, all of your magic and trap cards in your deck are sent to the graveyard pile and you'll have to discard all of your cards in your hand and draw 1 new card.

08-13-2003, 01:59 PM	#2
KirbyKing Guest Posts: n/a	Saddam Hussein Dark/Zombie Level 6 2000 / 0 When this card is sent to your graveyard, your opponent spends 5 turns looking for you.

08-13-2003, 02:51 PM	#3
CaptHayfever Guest Posts: n/a	PC Yugioh cards? Okay: African-American Lvl 1 3000/3000 EARTH-God/Effect EF: Can only be defeated by another African-American. Any other cards attacking this one will be shredded by the NAACP and called racist by Alan Keyes. American Citizen Lvl 9 100/100 DARK-Fiend/Effect EF: Is never allowed to win or be right against foreign cards. Even if it somehow does win or is right, all other cards will ignore that. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-13-2003, 02:55 PM	#4
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Republican Level 8 Earth/Fighter 200/200 For every acre of land that you exploit, add 100 to Attack and Defense. - Penguin Man says, "Whatever it is, I didn't do it!"

08-13-2003, 04:44 PM	#5
CaptHayfever Guest Posts: n/a	Straight Christian White Male DARK Fiend 1000/1000 Only happy when minorities suffer. The world can only be at peace when this monster is miserable. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-13-2003, 10:38 PM	#8
CaptHayfever Guest Posts: n/a	^It's called satire. I am a straight Christian white male. Cagareha. Yamcha has the right idea. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-13-2003, 10:41 PM	#9
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	^^ What ^ said. See my 'card' for another example. - Penguin Man says, "Whatever it is, I didn't do it!"

08-14-2003, 11:10 AM	#12
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	^ So is he. It's called satire. He's making fun of other people's conception of us. (I am one, too.) - Penguin Man says, "I see you're wearing pants today."

08-16-2003, 11:56 PM	#16
ANDROSS Guest Posts: n/a	Eheheheh. Field magic card:France No monsters on the field may attack whilst this card is face up.If any card played has 'frog' 'snail' or 'American child' in its name while this is on the field,that card will be devoured in an instant.

08-17-2003, 10:57 AM	#17
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	[img]graemlins/rotfl.gif[/img] - Penguin Man says, "It's-a me!"

08-17-2003, 12:30 PM	#18
Fred_In_Bed Guest Posts: n/a	**asian attack/def: 1/1 level:*************************************** (in his own mind) This guy is useless becuase all he does is think he is japanese and spends his entire day playing DDR, eating twinkies, wearing "pimpin clothes", cracking games illegally, or acting asian/black in front of their friends.