God Hand: Buy? - VGF

**Wyborn** · 04-09-2007, 05:32 AM

I'm thinking about getting God Hand. IGN panned it, but I don't really trust them when it comes to many such things. Anybody here played it?

The Doctor · 04-09-2007, 12:09 PM

Heard that it's real quick to get through, but the last boss is hard. Yet to rent it from Blockbuster.

Insert unfunny meme here · 04-09-2007, 01:01 PM

Anything with Mexican Wrestling Gorillas get my vote.

**Wyborn** · 04-09-2007, 09:14 PM

A Mexican Wrestling Gorilla you say. Tell me more.

PadresFN619 · 04-10-2007, 07:20 PM

they have a game with Mexican Gorillas?
omg i want to play that

Acradius · 04-17-2007, 09:18 AM

I own the game. It's really difficult, the graphics are sub-par, the sound track gets repetitive, and they recycle the same enemies over and over.

That being said, buy the damn game. The sense of humor and gameplay alone is worth whatever money you're going to drop on it. It's a real trip back to the day when games didn't need next-gen graphics or orchestrated soundtracks. It makes a great game with just a frantic, insane pace to mash your buttons at and a sense of humor that falls somewhere between crazy Japanese, horribly perverse, and stereotypical American.

Oh, and the gorilla is just a guy in a gorilla suit, whom you can kick in the junk and steal his bananas. The Mexican you're thinking of is Elvis.

If you need one of the rarer 'honest reviews' out there, check out this. I've trusted these guys' reviews ever since people looked up codes for the SNES, and they call a spade a spade.

t3hDarkness · 04-17-2007, 10:04 AM

So its one of the stupid but awesome brawlers we all know and love...

Where's the co-op mode?

Acradius · 04-17-2007, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t3hDarkness

So its one of the stupid but awesome brawlers we all know and love...

Where's the co-op mode?

Co-op factor is a zilch.

**Wyborn** · 07-09-2007, 12:02 AM

Got it. Beat it. Love it.

Gene could kick Dante's demonic ass.

04-09-2007, 05:32 AM	#1
Wyborn Zelda Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: All over the place Gender: Posts: 12,325 Thanks: 86 Thanked 438 Times in 269 Posts Points: 15,059.55 Bank: 72,951.74 Total Points: 88,011.29 Donate	God Hand: Buy? I'm thinking about getting God Hand. IGN panned it, but I don't really trust them when it comes to many such things. Anybody here played it?

04-17-2007, 09:18 AM	#6
Acradius Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Where Time, Space and Reality fade, and there is left only the mind... Gender: Posts: 933 Thanks: 19 Thanked 23 Times in 17 Posts Points: 13,051.65 Bank: 19,953.59 Total Points: 33,005.24 Donate	I own the game. It's really difficult, the graphics are sub-par, the sound track gets repetitive, and they recycle the same enemies over and over. That being said, buy the damn game. The sense of humor and gameplay alone is worth whatever money you're going to drop on it. It's a real trip back to the day when games didn't need next-gen graphics or orchestrated soundtracks. It makes a great game with just a frantic, insane pace to mash your buttons at and a sense of humor that falls somewhere between crazy Japanese, horribly perverse, and stereotypical American. Oh, and the gorilla is just a guy in a gorilla suit, whom you can kick in the junk and steal his bananas. The Mexican you're thinking of is Elvis. If you need one of the rarer 'honest reviews' out there, check out this. I've trusted these guys' reviews ever since people looked up codes for the SNES, and they call a spade a spade. Last edited by Acradius; 04-17-2007 at 09:27 AM.

04-09-2007, 12:09 PM	#2
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PadresFN619 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ESD JR Gender: Posts: 69 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 1,005.25 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,005.25 Donate	they have a game with Mexican Gorillas? omg i want to play that

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07-09-2007, 12:02 AM	#9
Wyborn Zelda Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: All over the place Gender: Posts: 12,325 Thanks: 86 Thanked 438 Times in 269 Posts Points: 15,059.55 Bank: 72,951.74 Total Points: 88,011.29 Donate	Got it. Beat it. Love it. Gene could kick Dante's demonic ass.