1-up Salesman
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Birthday:
Mar 14, 1997 (Age: 19)
Location:
Back here, so that's cool.
Occupation:
I sell 1-ups. 20 coins a shroom. Buy something, wi

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1-up Salesman

Joshua Fit for Battle, Male, 19, from Back here, so that's cool.

1-up Salesman was last seen:
Jan 4, 2017
    1. Bad Dragonite
    2. DarkZero
      DarkZero
      Also Dark Pit is just Bass my life is ruined
    3. DarkZero
      DarkZero
      Yeah but why didn't he just do other crap in the first place? It's not like he was trying to hide his true ambitions since pretty much everyone knows about his reputation and he loves to brag about the chaos he raises.
    4. DarkZero
      DarkZero
      So what was Hades' motivation for reviving Medusa again? Did he even have one?
    5. Valigarmander
      Valigarmander
      Yeah, it's actually a pretty good game, albeit a bit easy, and sexist.
    6. Valigarmander
      Valigarmander
      I need to doodle more.
    7. DarkZero
      DarkZero
      You are not allowed to have that avatar, lest I continually confuse you for CuccoLady.
    8. My Potions Are Too Strong For You Traveller
      My Potions Are Too Strong For You Traveller
      Nintendo, however, has yet to attempt to appeal to my taste. For a few examples, I tend to play open-world action RPGs, high-speed fantasy racing games with an action/combat slant, traditional beatemups, and most importantly exploration-oriented games in general. They aren't currently offering any of those. A good Metroid or F-Zero or possibly a Zelda would have me onboard, although I do have a fondness for platformers so NSMB U will probably be a game grab for me, although I resent the graphical and audio direction the NSMB series has taken (really, can't they offer something that sounds even remotely like chiptune for a SMB clone franchise?)
    9. My Potions Are Too Strong For You Traveller
      My Potions Are Too Strong For You Traveller
      I think the Wii U looks like a decent platform for games and I respect Nintendo's choice to try to expand the functionality of consoles beyond simply reiterating on the SNES controller plus analogues and connecting to your TV, but they're missing market value and general consumer understanding by not having such features as up-rezzing on existing Wii games. Microsoft and Sony are anti-competitive conglomerates who are trying their hardest to make the experience on competing consoles worse rather than improving and expanding interactive entertainment in any meaningful way. The technology race is dead to me in regards to the graphics war as I am an adult who is unafraid of building a much more capable PC, so neither competitor has made anything or is planning anything besides a step-down from my current habits.
    10. DarkZero
      DarkZero
      WHERE THE **** HAVE YOU BEEN
    11. Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds
      Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds
      Yeah, been ultra busy with extra hours at work and still trying to keep up the same pace on the final edit of my novel. Hopefully things will all settle back down in the near future and I can get back to being social. ;)
    12. DarkZero
    13. DarkZero
      DarkZero
      I see that.
    14. DarkZero
      DarkZero
      No, but seriously, get over to the friend code topic and get busy.
    15. DarkZero
      DarkZero
      Give me your friend code so we can Kid Icarus together.
    16. Red
      Red
      Our eyes have met, we must have a pokemanz battle!
    17. Red
      Red
      I don't know either
    18. DarkZero
      DarkZero
      You are back.

      That is fantastic.
    19. DarkZero
      DarkZero
      Get on more.
    20. DarkZero
      DarkZero
      WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Mar 14, 1997 (Age: 19)
    Location:
    Back here, so that's cool.
    Occupation:
    I sell 1-ups. 20 coins a shroom. Buy something, wi
    Your name:
    Joshua
    Favorite System:
    Snes, Nes, DS, N64, GCN
    Favorite Admin:
    Why, AI, of course.
    Favorite Faerie:
    Navi's shriveled, tortured, burned, dissected corpse.
    Favorite Dragon:
    Saria Dragon
    Favorite game:
    The World Ends With You was a favorite, Mega Man 1-10, Marvel vs Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds
    Original username:
    1-up salesman
    Xbox Live Gamertag:
    oneupsalesman
    Wii Friend Code:
    I'll put it here later. That means: "I'll probably never put it up here."
    I love you so much.

    Playing video games,reading,drawing ,watching TV, writing, being depressed, thinking about others.
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