Shane Rules - VGF

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 06-13-2006, 05:01 PM

1. Do not feed the Shane to a crocodile.
2. Do feed the Shane to an alligator.
3. Do not serenade the Shane.

***Ynot Shane*** · 06-13-2006, 06:00 PM

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Shane.

Caution: Shane may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Shane Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Shane on concrete.

Discontinue use of Shane if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Shane begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Shane may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Shane should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Shane, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Shane include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Shane has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Shane.

Shane comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Shane

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-13-2006, 06:27 PM

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each cheque separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colours may fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post Office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rocks. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled cheque is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire and flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary.

This supersedes all previous notices.

Sarai and Samiel · 06-13-2006, 06:38 PM

Getting back to rules...

4. Do not operate heavy machinery or automobiles while under influence of Shane.
5. Only use Shane in a brightly lit room to avoid eye strain.
6. Do not open Shane while in operation.
7. Do not mix Shane with industrial cleansers.
8. No cheating.
9. Do not lift Shane unassisted.
10. Maintain proper licensing for Shane.
11. Signal before every Shane.
12. Do not operate Shane without current insurance.
13. Do not use Shane within any moving vehicles.
14. Do not use Shane on any moving vehicles.
15. Do not use Shane near moving vehicles.
16. Shane and moving vehicles do not get along. Recreational vehicles are, however, valid in the presence of Shane.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 06-13-2006, 11:53 PM

CAUTION: May contain traces of peanuts and/or eggs.

Antisocial · 06-14-2006, 12:01 AM

$19.95?

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 06-14-2006, 09:33 AM

Cleaning: Surface Washable. Do not submerge Shane completely in water.

Swordmaster Link · 06-15-2006, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antisocial

$19.95?

Plus tax.

The Doctor · 06-20-2006, 12:07 PM

I'll wait for the newer and improved version, thank you very muchy.

Curly Brace · 06-21-2006, 08:34 PM

Do not stick shane in blender.

Kae · 06-26-2006, 12:27 AM

This Shane is not meant for the other use.

06-13-2006, 05:01 PM	#1
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,823 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 85,346.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 124,046.13 Donate	Shane Rules 1. Do not feed the Shane to a crocodile. 2. Do feed the Shane to an alligator. 3. Do not serenade the Shane.

06-13-2006, 06:00 PM	#2
*Ynot Shane* Not Ready to Make Nice Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Flaflooga Gender: Posts: 131,438 Thanks: 38 Thanked 407 Times in 210 Posts Points: 197,122.07 Bank: 12,861,317.37 Total Points: 13,058,439.44 Donate	Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Shane. Caution: Shane may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Shane Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Shane on concrete. Discontinue use of Shane if any of the following occurs: Itching Vertigo Dizziness Tingling in extremities Loss of balance or coordination Slurred speech Temporary blindness Profuse sweating Heart palpitations If Shane begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Shane may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Shane should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration... Failure to do so relieves the makers of Shane, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of Shane include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Shane has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Shane. Shane comes with a lifetime guarantee. Shane ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES! __________________ A bird in the hand will just keep pecking and pecking and pecking and pecking... until your hand starts to bleed.

06-13-2006, 06:27 PM	#3
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,935 Thanks: 359 Thanked 1,484 Times in 779 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 97,789.70 Bank: 11,962,794.81 Total Points: 12,060,584.51 Donate	EULA addendum This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each cheque separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colours may fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post Office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rocks. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled cheque is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire and flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. This supersedes all previous notices.

06-21-2006, 08:34 PM	#10
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,745.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 52,997.88 Donate	Do not stick shane in blender. __________________ WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

06-13-2006, 06:38 PM	#4
Sarai and Samiel Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,262 Thanks: 150 Thanked 124 Times in 86 Posts Points: 1,898.17 Bank: 53,926.73 Total Points: 55,824.90 Donate	Getting back to rules... 4. Do not operate heavy machinery or automobiles while under influence of Shane. 5. Only use Shane in a brightly lit room to avoid eye strain. 6. Do not open Shane while in operation. 7. Do not mix Shane with industrial cleansers. 8. No cheating. 9. Do not lift Shane unassisted. 10. Maintain proper licensing for Shane. 11. Signal before every Shane. 12. Do not operate Shane without current insurance. 13. Do not use Shane within any moving vehicles. 14. Do not use Shane on any moving vehicles. 15. Do not use Shane near moving vehicles. 16. Shane and moving vehicles do not get along. Recreational vehicles are, however, valid in the presence of Shane.

06-13-2006, 11:53 PM	#5
*Heroine of the Dragon* The Grinnie Fool! ♥ VGFCodes Staff Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: In a pretty place surrounded by sparkly faerie dust!! Gender: Posts: 27,525 Thanks: 241 Thanked 254 Times in 188 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 16,493.24 Bank: 1,869,175.36 Total Points: 1,885,668.59 Donate	CAUTION: May contain traces of peanuts and/or eggs.

06-14-2006, 12:01 AM	#6
Antisocial Janitor Join Date: May 2000 Gender: Posts: 9,311 Thanks: 4 Thanked 105 Times in 59 Posts Points: 15,658.11 Bank: 45,662.66 Total Points: 61,320.77 Donate	$19.95?

06-14-2006, 09:33 AM	#7
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,823 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 85,346.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 124,046.13 Donate	Cleaning: Surface Washable. Do not submerge Shane completely in water.

06-20-2006, 12:07 PM	#9
The Doctor Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In my Tardis Gender: Posts: 11,859 Thanks: 387 Thanked 339 Times in 236 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 68,714.11 Bank: 1,100,517.56 Total Points: 1,169,231.66 Donate	I'll wait for the newer and improved version, thank you very muchy.

06-26-2006, 12:27 AM	#11
Kae Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 3,700 Thanks: 42 Thanked 68 Times in 56 Posts Points: 9,339.67 Bank: 2,847.38 Total Points: 12,187.05 Donate	This Shane is not meant for the other use.