A topic for the world's greatest lawyer.

X-3 · 09-27-2007, 03:21 PM

Wait, it's not Phoenix. It's...

ATTICUS FINCH! The lawyer who kicks more ass than Phoenix.

I am nobody · 09-27-2007, 04:40 PM

But the world's greatest lawyer is:

He has convinced millions that someone who leads another country is guilty and that we must attack them. And all by pointing his finger.

X-3 · 09-27-2007, 05:32 PM

His hair isn't totally awesome, and he's not a lawyer, so Uncle Sam is OUT of the picture completely.

**Crazyswordsman** · 09-27-2007, 05:33 PM

You're all wrong.

-CSM

***Ace Mercury*** · 09-27-2007, 05:37 PM

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VG_Addict · 09-27-2007, 06:01 PM

^ That judge is officially my hero.

***ZeldaGirl*** · 09-27-2007, 06:17 PM

That judge IS awesome. But Atticus Finch still reigns supreme as the greatest lawyer ever. He is my hero.

Valigarmander · 09-27-2007, 06:23 PM

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!

The defense rests.

X-3 · 09-27-2007, 06:27 PM

^^^^There it is: definite proof that there is, in fact, a God.

Atticus=awesome. He has been voted as the greatest hero of the 20th century(Sorry Superman, but Atticus>you).

***ZeldaGirl*** · 09-27-2007, 06:31 PM

^I saw that! I made me so happy.

**Crazyswordsman** · 09-27-2007, 06:40 PM

Jack Thompson needs to get his mouth taped shut. -CSM

Get a new Kirby today! · 09-27-2007, 06:47 PM

Atticus >>>> Superman <<< Batman

Luigiman777 · 09-29-2007, 08:06 PM

Objection!

X-3 · 09-29-2007, 08:10 PM

Sir, the Prosecution objects. A lot.

LinkManDX · 09-29-2007, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazyswordsman

You're all wrong.

-CSM

You beat me to it, you kiniving (sp?) son of a bitch.

Maynard James Keenan · 09-29-2007, 08:59 PM

Objection!

**Crazyswordsman** · 09-30-2007, 01:34 AM

^ and ^^^^In my chambers. -CSM

Auron · 09-30-2007, 03:54 PM

Objection!

**Crazyswordsman** · 09-30-2007, 06:40 PM

^Overruled. -CSM

Auron · 10-01-2007, 11:28 AM

^Damn you...

09-27-2007, 03:21 PM	#1
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09-27-2007, 05:32 PM	#3
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09-27-2007, 05:33 PM	#4
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09-27-2007, 06:01 PM	#6
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09-27-2007, 06:17 PM	#7
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09-27-2007, 06:23 PM	#8
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09-27-2007, 06:27 PM	#9
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09-27-2007, 06:31 PM	#10
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09-27-2007, 06:40 PM	#11
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09-27-2007, 06:47 PM	#12
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09-29-2007, 08:06 PM	#13
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09-29-2007, 08:10 PM	#14
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09-29-2007, 08:59 PM	#16
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09-30-2007, 01:34 AM	#17
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09-30-2007, 03:54 PM	#18
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09-30-2007, 06:40 PM	#19
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10-01-2007, 11:28 AM	#20
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