Confession.

The Doctor · 10-16-2007, 07:43 AM

I'm not really "The Doctor".
I can't fly through time and space in a "TARDIS"
I can't save the world with a "Sonic Screwdriver"
I'm a fraud, a fake, a phoney, an impostor, a faux, a bogus, a liar. *cries*

signed with a kiss,
The Doctor.

TheEvilDM · 10-16-2007, 08:05 AM

^ NOOOOOOO!

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-16-2007, 08:29 AM

Although it's a lot roomier on the inside than you'd think.

***CaptHayfever*** · 10-16-2007, 09:31 AM

Remember when I told you that I knew Pauly Shore? That's a lie; I don't know what I said that for.
I borrowed your ChapStick from you without asking.
I tried out your nose hair trimmer.
And by the way, that "diamond" ring is cubic zirconium.
I killed your goldfish accidentally, just replaced it with another one.
I threw up on your dog the last time I had too much to drink.
There've been times when I've peed in your sink.
I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout.
Sometimes in private, I really like to dress up like Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick. Hockey stick.
My boss thinks I'm a jerk; I didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in 27 days.
When I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget.
I gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor.
FYI, it was not a cold sore.
Do you remember that shirt you got me for my birthday? Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous; what were you thinking?
I wasn't really sick last week; I just didn't want to go to your stupid office picnic.
Oh, and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of Rice Krispies? What I meant was, there was only enough left for me.
Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat.
And I lied - yes, that dress makes you look fat.

And remember, "I'm-a so sorry Debbie--I mean, Bridget!"

10-16-2007, 07:43 AM	#1
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10-16-2007, 08:05 AM	#2
TheEvilDM Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: the seventh layer of hell. Wisconsin Gender: Posts: 492 Thanks: 21 Thanked 28 Times in 13 Posts Points: 6,170.80 Bank: 7,318.16 Total Points: 13,488.96 Donate	^ NOOOOOOO!

10-16-2007, 08:29 AM	#3
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10-16-2007, 09:31 AM	#4
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 20,087 Thanks: 331 Thanked 1,047 Times in 631 Posts Points: 125,210.13 Bank: 2,913.30 Total Points: 128,123.44 Donate	Remember when I told you that I knew Pauly Shore? That's a lie; I don't know what I said that for. I borrowed your ChapStick from you without asking. I tried out your nose hair trimmer. And by the way, that "diamond" ring is cubic zirconium. I killed your goldfish accidentally, just replaced it with another one. I threw up on your dog the last time I had too much to drink. There've been times when I've peed in your sink. I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout. Sometimes in private, I really like to dress up like Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick. Hockey stick. My boss thinks I'm a jerk; I didn't get that raise. I haven't changed my underwear in 27 days. When I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget. I gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor. FYI, it was not a cold sore. Do you remember that shirt you got me for my birthday? Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous; what were you thinking? I wasn't really sick last week; I just didn't want to go to your stupid office picnic. Oh, and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of Rice Krispies? What I meant was, there was only enough left for me. Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat. And I lied - yes, that dress makes you look fat. And remember, "I'm-a so sorry Debbie--I mean, Bridget!"