You can PM yourself.

Metal Man · 01-10-2008, 06:08 AM

It can actually be useful for your feet. You can store important items, like yourself and your clothes, in a box. Make sure the box is addressed to a weird address nobody will figure out, but constantly mail around the world anyway. Then seal the box and you too can be postmarked*!

*WARNING: Possible side-effects include suffocation, starvation, being overwhelmed by foreign cultures, lost in the mail for 98 years and then mailed to your great grandchildren, and inexplicably being hit over the head by a midget with a large cheese grater. Void where prohibited. Offer valid only from 15 B.C. to 1111 A.D. Please consult a doctor before postmarking yourself.

01-10-2008, 06:08 AM	#1
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 7,060 Thanks: 77 Thanked 271 Times in 178 Posts Points: 9,420.73 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,420.73 Donate	You can PM yourself. It can actually be useful for your feet. You can store important items, like yourself and your clothes, in a box. Make sure the box is addressed to a weird address nobody will figure out, but constantly mail around the world anyway. Then seal the box and you too can be postmarked! WARNING: Possible side-effects include suffocation, starvation, being overwhelmed by foreign cultures, lost in the mail for 98 years and then mailed to your great grandchildren, and inexplicably being hit over the head by a midget with a large cheese grater. Void where prohibited. Offer valid only from 15 B.C. to 1111 A.D. Please consult a doctor before postmarking yourself.