Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great

Bomby · 03-24-2008, 08:10 PM

If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

**Booyakasha** · 03-24-2008, 08:25 PM

Let the heathen spill theirs on the dusty ground
God will make them pay for each sperm that can't be found

**Dr. Horrible** · 03-24-2008, 08:48 PM

Let us praise God. O Lord,
ooh, You are so big,
so absolutely huge.
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and
And barefaced flattery.
But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Fantastic.
Amen.

**Crazyswordsman** · 03-24-2008, 11:31 PM

O Lord, who lives in thy holy Testicle,
Thou hast created the very essence of life
Yon holy eyeless tadpole, which two hours after thou is born,
Thou partaketh in the holiest ritual of them all:
The creation of new life
Here this:
If thou killeth a sperm
Even if thou doesn't know,
Thou art committing a grave sin
And must be stoned to death.

-CSM

Auron · 03-25-2008, 12:09 AM

The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute. I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

03-24-2008, 08:10 PM	#1
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03-24-2008, 08:25 PM	#2
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03-24-2008, 08:48 PM	#3
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03-24-2008, 11:31 PM	#4
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03-25-2008, 12:09 AM	#5
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