It makes me sick when I hear stuff like this.

Valigarmander · 03-26-2008, 03:55 AM

Quote:

1. Ever have a craving for a peanut butter sandwich? That thick, yummy, and creamy goodness. In one pound of peanut butter, it typically can contain up to 150 bug fragments and 5 rodent hairs.

2. House flies go to the bathroom roughly every 4.5 minutes. Think about that next time you see one fly on your delicious dinner.

3. Step outside and smell the roses. On a daily average you will inhale 1 liter of others anal gasses.

4. In the mood for fast food? An average person will consume 12 pubic hairs in their fast food annually. Gross!

5. It's summer time, and that means the pools are open! If you swim one hour in a public pool you will intake 1/12 liters of urine.

6. Creepy crawling cockroaches. As if they aren't disgusting looking enough. These insects carry over 40 different pathogens which risk being transferred to humans. Included is pneumonia, plague, hepatitis, and typhoid fever just to name a few.

7. Need to use the bathroom? When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth through the saliva glands.

8. Need that morning jump? Next time you go out to the coffee shop think about this, diarrhea induced E.Coli was found on 10% of coffee mugs in the U.S.

9. Enjoy a nice cup of yogurt? You might want to double check the ingredients again. Some yogurts and jelly sweets contain beef or pork gelatin.

10. Think you've got it bad when you vomit? The longest recorded projectile vomiting is 27 feet. I wonder what he ate.

11. We all like a man who gives a nice firm hand shake. However, you might want to think twice before returning the firm grip. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and did not wash their hands.

It absolutely sickens me.

SephirothKirby · 03-26-2008, 02:39 PM

Quote:

7. Need to use the bathroom? When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth through the saliva glands.

****, now I don't want to pee as often. :/ Thanks.

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 03-26-2008, 05:10 PM

Quote:

9. Enjoy a nice cup of yogurt? You might want to double check the ingredients again. Some yogurts and jelly sweets contain beef or pork gelatin.

Yogurt has now become a manly food.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-26-2008, 05:19 PM

Wait, gelatin...in a gelatinous dessert!? OH NO.

Quote:

2. House flies go to the bathroom roughly every 4.5 minutes. Think about that next time you see one fly on your delicious dinner.

Didn't everyone know that already? That's the entire reason we shoo flies away from our food.

Quote:

3. Step outside and smell the roses. On a daily average you will inhale 1 liter of others anal gasses.

But it's so dissipated that it doesn't matter. Also, that's not from the roses.

Quote:

5. It's summer time, and that means the pools are open! If you swim one hour in a public pool you will intake 1/12 liters of urine.

Well, apparently I do that every day that I pee anyway, so that's not so bad.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Crazyswordsman** · 03-26-2008, 06:57 PM

Quote:

4. In the mood for fast food? An average person will consume 12 pubic hairs in their fast food annually. Gross!

Good thing I haven't eaten fast food in two years. -CSM

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 03-26-2008, 08:12 PM

^ Ironically, I just got some Taco Bell a couple hours ago.

**Crazyswordsman** · 03-26-2008, 08:36 PM

It's happened to me, too. I hear these things a few hours after already doing what I'm not supposed to do. -CSM

**Wyborn** · 03-27-2008, 01:33 AM

I imagine 1 depends on the processing of the peanuts.

Metal Man · 03-27-2008, 08:27 PM

Amateurs.

If you think about it logically, humans and all organic beings are made up of various proteins and such. Similarly, those in turn are based on various atomic configurations...

It all comes from a star in some way, right?

So think of it this way: we are all the waste products of the destruction of a sun, no matter how you organize one thing being more disgusting than another. Especially if you do so, because regardless of what you do your body itself is the creator of disgusting things too. Since you cannot escape your body things like this list are kind of minor, considering you produce and most likely come into contact to such things even if nobody else is involved. Like the one about the saliva glands.

In short, disgust is a very silly emotion.

03-26-2008, 08:12 PM	#6
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,655 Thanks: 107 Thanked 411 Times in 230 Posts Points: 3,854.18 Bank: 49,873.05 Total Points: 53,727.23 Donate	^ Ironically, I just got some Taco Bell a couple hours ago.

03-26-2008, 08:36 PM	#7
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,641 Thanks: 653 Thanked 479 Times in 318 Posts Points: 171,533.48 Bank: 87,587.89 Total Points: 259,121.37 Donate	It's happened to me, too. I hear these things a few hours after already doing what I'm not supposed to do. -CSM

03-27-2008, 01:33 AM	#8
Wyborn Zelda Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: All over the place Gender: Posts: 12,333 Thanks: 86 Thanked 457 Times in 275 Posts Points: 21,818.80 Bank: 88,927.77 Total Points: 110,746.57 Donate	I imagine 1 depends on the processing of the peanuts.

03-27-2008, 08:27 PM	#9
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 7,060 Thanks: 77 Thanked 271 Times in 178 Posts Points: 9,422.73 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,422.73 Donate	Amateurs. If you think about it logically, humans and all organic beings are made up of various proteins and such. Similarly, those in turn are based on various atomic configurations... It all comes from a star in some way, right? So think of it this way: we are all the waste products of the destruction of a sun, no matter how you organize one thing being more disgusting than another. Especially if you do so, because regardless of what you do your body itself is the creator of disgusting things too. Since you cannot escape your body things like this list are kind of minor, considering you produce and most likely come into contact to such things even if nobody else is involved. Like the one about the saliva glands. In short, disgust is a very silly emotion.