Master Hand mollested me...

wariovswario · 04-07-2008, 09:10 PM

He touched me in some very bad spots. I'm sewing for sexual harrassment and calling Chris Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen. Who knows where that hand's been. His first name is "Master" after all.

X-3 · 04-07-2008, 09:12 PM

That Hand family sure is screwed up. Last I heard of Crazy was that he was locked up behind bars after an assassination attempt on a authority figure.

Poor, poor, Mrs. Hand. She just wanted normal kids, but after Mr. Hand left her...it all went downhill from there.

**Booyakasha** · 04-07-2008, 11:10 PM

Mr. Hand? Like, from 'Dark City'? Man. If Mr. Hand is your dad, you're essentially bound and guaranteed to be pretty messed.

HCl- HydroCuccoLadic Acid · 04-07-2008, 11:29 PM

I'll bet those OoT Wallmasters are cousins of them. Blasted hands and their dirty habits of grabbing people.

**Crazyswordsman** · 04-08-2008, 12:43 AM

Or even worse, the LttP hands that fall from the ceiling, aka The Clutch™®©

That being said, can you keep all Brawl spoilers in the Brawl forum? kplzthnxbai -CSM

wariovswario · 04-08-2008, 11:42 AM

Did I mention that Master Hand is Michael Jackson's "OTHER GLOVE"? That's right, I said it.

SephirothKirby · 04-10-2008, 01:31 AM

Fail less pl0x

**Wyborn** · 04-10-2008, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazyswordsman

Or even worse, the LttP hands that fall from the ceiling, aka The Clutch™®©

That being said, can you keep all Brawl spoilers in the Brawl forum? kplzthnxbai -CSM

In fairness, he didn't say anything about Brawl.

Dr. Furball · 04-10-2008, 04:33 AM

So, was it a Master Handjob?

wariovswario · 04-10-2008, 02:33 PM

^Turns out it was really overrated like Jesus.

Click to view video.

Luigiman777 · 04-10-2008, 07:22 PM

its "molested."

Laika Come Home · 04-10-2008, 07:28 PM

Stephen Hand is doing quite well for himself, though, now that he's a born-again Christian.

wariovswario · 04-11-2008, 07:25 AM

Stephen Hand was originally a catholic. All of the hands were catholic priests except for Stephen Hand who became a christian. Wait a second....Master Hand was a catholic priest!!!! That explains why he mollests (INSERT WORD HERE).....

Luigiman777 · 04-12-2008, 08:14 PM

kittens. he molests kittens.

t3hDarkness · 04-12-2008, 10:30 PM

My religion strongly supports the huffing of kittend, but molesting them is just wrong.

We must burn it as a heretic and a cabbage.

MC King Kong Mushi · 04-12-2008, 10:38 PM

t3hDarkness · 04-12-2008, 11:05 PM

What!? You are a cabbage?!

wariovswario · 04-13-2008, 03:22 PM

Look guys, Master Hand is a catholic priest. It's no wonder that he likes to touch little boys.

Luigiman777 · 04-13-2008, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t3hDarkness

What!? You are a cabbage?!

cheese

t3hDarkness · 04-14-2008, 12:17 PM

Oh, that is fine then, welcome aboard.

04-07-2008, 09:10 PM	#1
wariovswario Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 4,675 Thanks: 93 Thanked 99 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 205.45 Bank: 1,090,092.90 Total Points: 1,090,298.35 Donate	Master Hand mollested me... He touched me in some very bad spots. I'm sewing for sexual harrassment and calling Chris Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen. Who knows where that hand's been. His first name is "Master" after all.

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Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 7,172 Thanks: 93 Thanked 535 Times in 293 Posts Points: 17,862.37 Bank: 62,554.38 Total Points: 80,416.75 Donate	Mr. Hand? Like, from 'Dark City'? Man. If Mr. Hand is your dad, you're essentially bound and guaranteed to be pretty messed. __________________ Boo--beware, he lives

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wariovswario Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 4,675 Thanks: 93 Thanked 99 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 205.45 Bank: 1,090,092.90 Total Points: 1,090,298.35 Donate	Did I mention that Master Hand is Michael Jackson's "OTHER GLOVE"? That's right, I said it.

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Laika Come Home Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender: Posts: 425 Thanks: 150 Thanked 66 Times in 34 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 3,661.92 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,661.92 Donate	Stephen Hand is doing quite well for himself, though, now that he's a born-again Christian.

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wariovswario Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 4,675 Thanks: 93 Thanked 99 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 205.45 Bank: 1,090,092.90 Total Points: 1,090,298.35 Donate	Stephen Hand was originally a catholic. All of the hands were catholic priests except for Stephen Hand who became a christian. Wait a second....Master Hand was a catholic priest!!!! That explains why he mollests (INSERT WORD HERE).....

04-12-2008, 08:14 PM	#14
Luigiman777 I am Chunky's assistant Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: OR DO THEY Gender: Posts: 6,157 Thanks: 248 Thanked 328 Times in 258 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 902.13 Bank: 21,584.37 Total Points: 22,486.50 Donate	kittens. he molests kittens.

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04-12-2008, 11:05 PM	#17
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: What would Sean Connery do? Gender: Posts: 5,071 Thanks: 53 Thanked 232 Times in 169 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 583.23 Bank: 207,789.68 Total Points: 208,372.91 Donate	What!? You are a cabbage?!

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wariovswario Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 4,675 Thanks: 93 Thanked 99 Times in 69 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 205.45 Bank: 1,090,092.90 Total Points: 1,090,298.35 Donate	Look guys, Master Hand is a catholic priest. It's no wonder that he likes to touch little boys.

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